sometimes i think about my undergrad fiction workshop and how the instructor (whom we adored) sat there with a half-smile on his face and let us spout UTTER NONSENSE at each other

a message from my dad to me, a 43-year-old woman

2 years in NYC 🍒

Been a while since I shared that I made a starter pack of Reese's Book Club authors who are over here. Check 'em out, and/or if you're one of them who has since migrated DM me and I'll add you! go.bsky.app/5Cbqcjb

my whole brand is built around owning an iphone 8 and now that apple is forcing me to upgrade i just dont know who i am anymore

PSA! If you, like me, are a chump who flies United and didn't make status for next year, call them and ask them to extend your current status an extra year. Apparently they'll do it once every five years as a courtesy

Counterfeit made the Black List with some of my all-time fave books 😭

more and more i'm convinced the beauty industry is a scam because my 44-year-old husband with impeccable skin just asked if he should get some face soap—turns out he's been using shower gel (!!) this entire time

couldn't figure out to fit my twitter banner pic into my bsky one that's it i give up 😭

took an uber pool this morning at 7am with a tech bro drinking coffee(?) from a red solo cup and think i may have uncovered the best form of research for my silicon valley novel

great title for a novel

the peculiar pleasure of watching a film about artists misbehaving in the woods whilst at a residency with artists misbehaving in the woods