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// everyone say thank you mitski and cenmili

// [ breathes in ] that one had been marinating in my draft and i'm not willing to elaborate but anyway

"𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙?" The swordsman pinched the bridge of his nose with his good hand and sighed. How many times had he heard the same question in the past week? "Leave him alone, Seven," the man, who tended to his wound, said to his partner.

// getting muse while going out for karaoke is CRAZY

He's not.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ It's time for Gotham to meet 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗵𝗼𝘀𝘁-𝗠𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

// You know which canon character that I would love for this guy to meet

To be honest, I don't really want to introduce Joel to my mother.

// At break rn grabbing my morning coffee but sporadic activity until later! 🫡

She said she looks too young and people are not taking her seriously because of that. This doesn't make her look any older. Help.

I call you a lot of things.

Ah.

I just bought this new blend today.

NOPE. TIMEOUT. Not in front of my tea.

Not in that way.

Baby.

Oh. Sorry, I was busy. We can start over and pretend this conversation didn't happen?

... Your tricks won't work on me.

I am ignoring you for two days.

I am sending you back to your mother.

I would just. Not take any pictures at all. Let alone videos.

Why in the world would you make it a gif.

Could've sent me a picture of the rats.

This is what I get for finishing work quickly.

High heavens.

I'M NOT GOOD OR EVIL, JUST PRACTICAL AS HELL.

He is... surprisingly able to work as normal?

Sighs. There's no way out now. Oh, well...

AH. Put me down? I'm supposed to be working.

I didn't hear anything.

That wouldn't count as ignoring?

I am not falling for that. 🙅‍♂️

Wait, I forgot I'm supposed to be ignoring you today.

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♇ᡣ𐭩 A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸 A minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 26. Will contain semi-lewd themes; multi-ship.

Maybe with sincerity and trusting the process. A little luck sounds great, too.

Now, what should I bribe her with...

Siiiiigh. I'm sending you back to your mother.

I will ignore you harder.

I did not.

Please don't.

... You don't know that. I ignored you for one and a half hour last time, I can do more.

That means there's a high chance I'm ignoring you tomorrow.

I'm so done with you today. Try again tomorrow.

That does not count as a win, I'm afraid.

I refuse to accept that.