That was a schlocky mess of movie and so bad but I loved every minute of that shitshow. As always no better way to end the week than hanging with the #MonochromeCreeps crew

The writer of this movie describing it in pitches to get it made: #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

Now there is a gorilla!?!?! What kind of lazy Schlock film is this??? #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

When do we finally get to see these Teenage Zombies anyway??? #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

This porn video sucks. I mean we see the aftermath of the gangbang but not the gangbang itself!?!?! The fuck!?!?! #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

Finally some hot Teenage Twink on Men action. #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

Did her lab coat turn into the top half of a Karate Gi??? #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

The sheriff is in on it too!?!? #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

Not gonna lie this movie is fucking batshit with continuity and plot but I love it. also I’m a bit drunk. #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

A threesome no one asked for. #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

Oh look… conveniently placed precut wood for a boat. #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

Women in Prison porn is my second favorite Pornhub genre… #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

He’s cumming??? Lucky. I’m nowhere near cumming thanks to this movie. #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

Gotta love the fact that this Male Stripper company doesn’t discriminate by age when they hire dancers. #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

Don’t you hate when porn films have a “plot” to them. Just get to the fucking please. I don’t care about your “horny pills” or “cum science” I just wanna see rock hard dicks. #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

There is your damn lab coat @tombs237.bsky.social Happy now!?!?! Lol #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

They are just here for the gangbang #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

Midnight Mass (2021) Directed by: Mike Flanagan One Perfect Shot #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

I didn’t know Disney’s Brink! star Erik von Detten was in this movie. #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

Cuckold prison porn… totally not my top PornHub search… #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

Ivan can totally get it. #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies #HumpbackHottie #BackshotsbyIvan

I’d totally throw my life away to be in a cult led by this cougar. #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

It took less than 7 minutes for @barelyashley.bsky.social and I to get on our ITYSL bullshit. #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

It’s one of them Amish Doomsday cults no one has ever heard about. #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

Uh oh these teens are about to experiment with drugs like Bath Salts and heroin not fun drugs like weed and shrooms and ecstasy. #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

Holy shit Actual Teenagers are in this movie!!!! #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

Spooky title card alert!🚨 It’s giving EC comics vibes. #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

It’s time to finally push play #MonochromeCreeps #TeenageZombies

In less than 30 minutes it’s time for another #MonochromeCreeps Watch Along. So get your bath salts ready and become Teenage Zombies like us. *checks notes* I mean get Tubi fired up and watch what happens when you do too much bath salts Teenage Zombies!

Me all day today at work:

For anyone feeling alone and lost and worthless know you are not alone in that. Reach out even if it’s just to tell someone hi. Also for anyone that notices something in someone be a friend and talk and engage and welcome them in. Sometimes it’s an act that simple that can help and save a life.

Mid 2000’s casting choices for Salem’s Lot: Tom Welling or Milo Ventimiglia as Ben Mears Jason Dohring as Richard Straker Anthony Heard as Barlow Thoughts? @tombs237.bsky.social @thatbrowncoat.bsky.social @spendycakes.bsky.social

Today is a huge milestone anniversary for myself. 5 years ago today was the last time I tried to take my own life. I felt so alone and so worthless but I got out of that thanks to people that I consider family. I wouldn’t be here without them and their kindness and compassion.

Mutilator 2 has finally gotten a physical release!!!!! www.amazon.com/dp/B0FQYXJPC...

I think I found the perfect Straker @tombs237.bsky.social @thatbrowncoat.bsky.social and with this exact haircut too. Lol

Teenagers and their bath salts… come join the #MonochromeCreep crew led by @tombs237.bsky.social and @barelyashley.bsky.social and see the dangers of bath salts first hand with Teenage Zombies

I honestly am not doing well mentally. I have hit a wall and just feel myself crashing out. This time the past two years I have been looking forward to hanging out with these amazing people and more that I consider family in Las Vegas and it sucks not having that this year. Miss my family

Since I watched The Godfather last night I think I might as well keep it going tonight with its sequel which is one of the best sequels ever made. #NowWatching - The Godfather Part II

Putting on a classic tonight. I been waiting to watch this 4K for a good while and I think now is the perfect time to bust open into this classic Trilogy (well the first two are classics) #NowWatching - The Godfather

Sick and can’t sleep so why not watch my all time favorite movie in honor of its 25th anniversary #NowWatching - Almost Famous - The Bootleg Cut

#NowWatching - Southland Tales

As always there is no better way to end the week than hanging with the #MonochromeCreeps crew

That’s why you always need Dick… Dick is a life saver. #MonochromeCreeps #SororityGirl

If only Roger Corman could have secured the rights to Third Eye Blind’s “Jumper” for this end scene of the movie. That would have been iconic. #MonochromeCreeps #SororityGirl

Ellie is acting like a damn child not like a freshman in college. When will Ellie learn acting like a baby isn’t sexy. #MonochromeCreeps #SororityGirl

Dick being slick. Love to see it. #MonochromeCreeps #SororityGirl

I hate Sabra so much I won’t ever buy her hummus again. It’s time to cancel Sabra. #MonochromeCreeps #SororityGirl

Just two totally not lesbian lovers taking a stroll down to the beach. #MonochromeCreeps #SororityGirl

Good evening, Monochrome Creepozoids! Drew a new portrait of June Kenney to celebrate tonight's presentation of Sorority Girl! . #MonochromeCreeps #SororityGirl #Art

Girl… wait till I tell you about Quaaludes and how much attention you will get for abusing them. #MonochromeCreeps #SororityGirl