toilet sharks when there’s blood in your poo

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

if any of you get involved in a time travel plot and need to test the rules, here's a simple paradox machine

game where up to 4 people ride a single mast sailboat around several islands, going in to collect treasure and avoiding enemies, bringing said treasure back to the boat. . . . call it friendsloop

oh shit the GIC just called me to book a gender assessment video call tomorrow gonna finally get my gender assessed been on the list since the summer of 2020

oh neat it's snowing!

me: oh wow it's bedtime and i've got no belly pain, sounds like i'm in for a good night's sleep! :) :) the evil fuck you guy that lives in my guts and is known by the name Crohn's Disease: "she's lying down therefore she's trying to sleep STAB HER TORTURE HER RUIN HER LIFE FOR THE NEXT 8 HOURS"

Somehow, depression returned Not a great start to the year 🙃

lesbians beware: soon begins the year of the evil and intimidating horse

Hey folks, hope you have a good new year Something beautiful is gonna happen

Happy new year everyone! Let’s go 2026!

had a dream that there existed 'diggy diggy hole' booty shorts enjoy my artistic rendition

The word ‘Disaster’ implies that good events should be referred to as an ‘Aster’

messing with camera settings

meowy christmas posted AI slop rest assured no artificial intelligence, or any kind of intelligence, goes into my jingle cats videos

got rejected by McDonald’s again why is job searching so soul destroying

now hiring: a skywriter to write "GIVE ME A JOB" in the sky will be paid when when i have a job

starting a pokemon infinite fusion randomised john nuzlocke www.twitch.tv/fushba

You call that reticulating a spline? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to reticulate a spli- AAAAAARGH MY SPLINE!

Got lots of comments on my nudes Saying they were ‘lovely jubbly’ It was only then I realised I’d set up an OnlyFools account 😔

wizards, breaching tactically www.twitch.tv/fushba

knew i was overdrawn, but went to the shops anyway. managed to buy cat food and litter from pets at home but my card declined buying human food and toilet paper from lidl. at least my cats can eat and piss

the superior wizard game (tactical breach wizards) www.twitch.tv/fushba

jingle jam is over! but we still have video games www.twitch.tv/fushba

Final day of Jingle Jam! Trains, Towers and a D&D one-shot! www.twitch.tv/fushba Last chance to get an amazing collection of 15 incredible games, go to tilt.fyi/Uew0oh3ONp before it's too late!

more collection games! core keeper, gatekeeper, more? www.twitch.tv/fushba

only a few days of jingle jam left! let's play some more collection games www.twitch.tv/fushba

videosgame (ixion) www.twitch.tv/fushba

video games www.twitch.tv/fushba

I'm live! It's another collection game, Tactical Breach Wizards! www.twitch.tv/fushba

collection games now, g&g trivia later! www.twitch.tv/fushba

doing gobs & gremlins Gmod TTT and fundraising for Jingle Jam! www.twitch.tv/fushba

gobs and grems ttt in 3 hours!

if you end a sentence with ', no?' online you will be sent to work in the poop mines after the revolution

this year i made a jingle cats mentioning all 8 charities which means i'll be fundraising for all 8 charities! £35 gets you a collection of 15 fantastic games and it's all for 8 good causes! if you want an brief summary of the charities watch my jingle cats :) tilt.fyi/Uew0oh3ONp

jinglecats 2025 overlite.itch.io/jingle-cats-...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCZl... my jingle cats creation this year enjoy

i'm live again, it's been a while! doing some legion remix www.twitch.tv/fushba

who could have known that '6 7' would be our ally in these dark times

Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday

interesting set of options here Other *and* prefer to self describe but no binary transgender? ok sure

I'm in TTT, Trivia and Civ VI!

What's Chappell Roan's favourite WoW expansion? The Last Titan! Why? . . . . . 'CAUSE EVERYTHING GOOD HAPPENS AFTER MIDNIGHT!

my jingle cats has been uploaded with less than a day to spare and you know what? this might just be my best one yet

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me creating my jingle cats

"I asked ChatGPT" Yeah well I went to the doctor and guess what he told me, guess what he told me, he said: "Girl you'd better try to have fun no matter what you do"

It's the moment you've all been waiting for...here is our streaming schedule for the first week of Jingle Jam 2025! You know the drill - mark your calendars, submit your jingle cats, and get ready to tune in and donate to some brilliant causes! We can't wait!