I have two transgender kids… and in my family… we do Christmas… a little differently.

Honestly didn’t think Santacon could get worse but they found a way!

Honestly didn’t think Santacon could get worse but they found a way!

Watching this logical space.

Watching this logical space.

You’re seeing Phish at MSG. I’m eating fish with MSG. We are not the same.

You’re seeing Phish at MSG. I’m eating fish with MSG. We are not the same.

The domain I used to host my tech blog on is now parked with a site whose aesthetic I would describe as Retro-Hypermaximalist Gooner Casino. Kids, always remember to use relative paths for internal links. 😬

The domain I used to host my tech blog on is now parked with a site whose aesthetic I would describe as Retro-Hypermaximalist Gooner Casino. Kids, always remember to use relative paths for internal links. 😬

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Sarah McBride isn’t a firebrand. She’s spent her time in Congress relentlessly focusing on her constituents, not on national issues. But she is also the only congressperson who can speak directly to the lived experience of a trans person. And I am so grateful she is there to say things like this.

Wild few years if your name is Gennifer A. I.

The saying should be “like giving candy to a baby”. Babies love candy and they’ll be happy to take it from you if you offer.

Virtuosically self-undermining reply to a LinkedIn post about community opposition to AI data center construction.

Cooking methods associated with Hanukkah: 1 with bullet: Frying Distant 2: Braising End of list.

I admire the protagonist of Santa Baby, who, by requesting “the deed to a platinum mine”, signals her intent not only to amass consumer riches, but also to seize the means of production.

GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son

I admire the protagonist of Santa Baby, who, by requesting “the deed to a platinum mine”, signals her intent not only to amass consumer riches, but also to seize the means of production.

Me when I knock over all my little waters.

Oh nothing much, just standing tall on the wings of my dreams.

Did you ever even think to ask *why* the hippos are hungry hungry?

I am up at 5 am to hit the gym. In the cold sobriety of morning, I want to apologize for saying I am “King of Business”. Authoring a beloved LinkedIn post with more than 250k impressions—a “modern classic” of the genre—is no excuse for such arrogance. As a thought leader, I must remain humble.

Tired: Aged egg nog. Wired:

Tired: Aged egg nog. Wired:

I never appreciated the band name “Portugal. The Man” until I started hearing it fuck up every piece of AI text-to-speech software it touches.

Me when I knock over all my little waters.

Doing numbers on LinkedIn where I’m 95th percentile funny.

Hey there, engineer, Join Floppy AI’s AI-powered mission to dismantle the X industry using AI! Our founders have ample experience destroying other industries at leading fascist-collaborating mega firms. And you know we’re legit because we are funded by a who’s who of society’s greatest villains.

Doing numbers on LinkedIn where I’m 95th percentile funny.

Hey there, engineer, Join Floppy AI’s AI-powered mission to dismantle the X industry using AI! Our founders have ample experience destroying other industries at leading fascist-collaborating mega firms. And you know we’re legit because we are funded by a who’s who of society’s greatest villains.

Most people don’t realize that they named it “Netflix” because “net” is a common shortening of “Internet” and “flix” is a slang word for movies. When combined, the meaning is “Internet movies”, an apt description of Netflix’s product offering. Ingenious.

Decided to take “Meta AI” for a spin.

What did The President dream and when did he dream it?

What did The President dream and when did he dream it?

Another Cyber Monday gone and I didn’t get anyone’s age, sex, OR location. 🫤

This past weekend I participated in @boshis.place 's Game Manual Jam to make a manual for a speculative video game. I'm really pleased with how this came out so I want to talk about it—here's my submission: Old School! (thread!)

napping on the inside

Wool is a re-ewe-able resource.

This is a 4-hour @jonbois.bsky.social doc.

Megan Thee Galleon

Last weekend at brunch I heard a Don Henley song with a sick intro. Yesterday during my commute I sampled it and made a beat. The beat sounded to me like Atmosphere. So this morning I ripped some Slug vocals and made this.

Is Thanksgiving the least horny celebratory holiday?

🎵 Hasselback, spatchcock, dry brine, Plymouth Rock. 🎵 Beaujolais Nouveau, pull-apart dinner rolls. 🎵 Alice's Restaurant, dry breast: don't want. 🎵 Tryptophan, genocide, have a great Thanksgiving, guys!

Did you ever even think to ask *why* the hippos are hungry hungry?

Do zoomers know Sheryl Crow?

ICYMI, the Starbucks strike is still on. Don’t buy Starbucks until they get a fair contract!!

Oh, you think your voting system is secure? In mine, literally no one can ever see the results.

One time in college I was eating in a churrascaria with a student club and Larry Summers came by to congratulate us on our work. Another time I spent a summer working in the psychology lab of Stephen Kosslyn. Harvard, baby!