I made the SAME COMMENT on a DIFFERENT COLLEAGUE’s pull request today. I’m going to hell.

It’s beautiful that O-rings are both a faulty rocket component responsible for tragedy and also a sick vape trick.

I made the world's most obnoxious "suggested change" code review comment.

2025 is the year of Linux on the subway.

It is very dumb and borderline offensive that iOS Messages does a fireworks animation when I send a "Happy new year" text on September 24th.

This post is maximum JSON.

One difference between Aaron Judge and a real judge is how they feel about being put on the bench.

Shook to learn that Cardi B is short for Cardigan Bananagrams.

Last night was incredible.

Fuck / Marry / Kill 1. doing shots 2. getting the flu 3. getting a flu shot

I’m a pretty good speller I just have a lot of trouble with words that contain vowels.

D (number 1 with a bullet) G B E C H A (French food is great, but it’s not enough.)

The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me

Retconning this post into my (since deleted) Twitter presence circa 2021: The Wellerman (Sailor’s Version)

The hardest thing about being a lapsed philosopher is that once in a while you encounter a Gettier case in the wild and there's no one to tell about it.

Reply with your guess. What did I get when I Googled “contact budget”? A OR B

Reply with your guess. What did I get when I Googled “contact budget”? A OR B

One of my fave programming things is writing a lil fuckin script.

The “economy”.

Meta AI doesn’t have personal opinions. BUT

Man orders nil. Nil order water. Nil orders nil. Water orders man. Man waters order. Order is wet. Why is order wet.

@marcoarment.bsky.social Longtime Overcast subscriber here in search of help. I have downloads set to “Manual” except for 4 or 5 podcasts I download automatically. I deleted all downloads when I set this. A week or two later I have ~86GB downloaded from scores of podcasts. My phone is out of space.

Hey, @github.com. Why would you do this? We don’t want this. Shut it down.

Watching Mariners-Padres and they are showing the MLB average WRC+ for each batter. For each batter.

Did @darthbluesky.bsky.social name this horse?

oh no

Introducing Play Only Time. It’s an iOS shortcut. What it does is that it plays the enchanting song “Only Time” by renowned musical recording artist Enya. I made it because I have two different children who each require hearing Enya’s “Only Time” at every bedtime. www.icloud.com/shortcuts/4b...

Introducing Play Only Time. It’s an iOS shortcut. What it does is that it plays the enchanting song “Only Time” by renowned musical recording artist Enya. I made it because I have two different children who each require hearing Enya’s “Only Time” at every bedtime. www.icloud.com/shortcuts/4b...

August 22, 2025. The day AI transported me to the future.

some one offers u a bag if potato chips and there are no potato chips in the bag what kind of sicko does that

Pips #4 Hard 🔴 0:59 🍪

Highest 2 Lowest is a baseball movie.

Sorry but I’m planning to become a cat person.

Cooking tip: When you make a dish, consider kicking it up a notch.

“But AI is propping up the whole economy!” Yes, that’s the scary part.

Why "It Girl" and not "MS NOW"?

Why "It Girl" and not "MS NOW"?

“But AI is propping up the whole economy!” Yes, that’s the scary part.

Cooking tip: When you make a dish, consider kicking it up a notch.

It comforting to realize we are not yet in “dying civilization from Three Body Problem” territory.

About to see clipping. 🔥

Last weekend at brunch I heard a Don Henley song with a sick intro. Yesterday during my commute I sampled it and made a beat. The beat sounded to me like Atmosphere. So this morning I ripped some Slug vocals and made this.

My son walked into the room and said “I’m a Tyrannosaurus Cow!” And then roared a moo at me, so I drew this.

Last weekend at brunch I heard a Don Henley song with a sick intro. Yesterday during my commute I sampled it and made a beat. The beat sounded to me like Atmosphere. So this morning I ripped some Slug vocals and made this.

The thing about the hypothesis that AI tools increase developer productivity is that we still don’t really know what “developer productivity” is. It’s a hard claim to verify, but also hard to falsify. So while the hypothesis might be true, it’s also catnip for grifters and motivated thinkers.

Very fucked that 17 and 19 are both prime.

The thing about the hypothesis that AI tools increase developer productivity is that we still don’t really know what “developer productivity” is. It’s a hard claim to verify, but also hard to falsify. So while the hypothesis might be true, it’s also catnip for grifters and motivated thinkers.

Patiently awaiting @dieworkwear.bsky.social’s disquisition on the semiotics of the attire worn by this burgeoning antifascist folk hero.

The chat transcripts where the bot engages in sophistry gymnastics to “prove” a falsehood about how “blueberry” is spelled remind me of that time in 1997 when the Times Roman font experienced a shortage of periods.

New shape just dropped.