Hacky sack due for a comeback.

Eggplant is magic.

I saw some wild stuff last week. The male whistles; the female honks.

I saw some wild stuff last week. The male whistles; the female honks.

Seltzer is so intense these days. Those hard bubbles! One sip and it’s like WHOA. When I was in high school you could drink two whole cans and still function at a party. In 2026 it’s fully GOOD NIGHT.

Flop.

Vacation-ass notification.

AI (artist unknown)

A lot of jerks will smugly ask undergraduate philosophy majors ‘what are you gonna do with that?’ and it can be hard to know how to respond. One option, though, is ‘provide a veneer of intellectual respectability to a nasty hate movement targeting a vulnerable minority’

Of course @404media.co was all over covering this very vibe.

Everyone is so quick to criticize, but what I see is an event that has ample resources to support the wellbeing of ALL of its attendees. If you laughed at Fyre Fest for being underprepared, you should be APPLAUDING this.

Everyone is so quick to criticize, but what I see is an event that has ample resources to support the wellbeing of ALL of its attendees. If you laughed at Fyre Fest for being underprepared, you should be APPLAUDING this.

Still wondering who’s on first.

Fuckin A, _all_ of em?

Observability wish: All sampled data should be labeled as such. It’d be a paint to propagate sampling policies through the stack but the opacity of sampling causes so much confusion!

Google AI Overview is asking me whether I have a “daily boiling” habit.

Slept 9 hours. Am unstoppable.

County name seems fake.

*takes fat bong rip*

What corporations want from their workers around AI has never been especially coherent. But recently we've entered a new, bizarre phase.

What corporations want from their workers around AI has never been especially coherent. But recently we've entered a new, bizarre phase.

LANDER ✨

“Wanna form a union?”

NYC go vote tomorrow!

Cancelled my evening plans with prejudice and am locked the fuck in.

How can tell that AI is radically improving software development: 1. The software you use keeps getting better and better, faster and faster. 2. The developers you know feel refreshed and empowered as AI tools automate the tedious parts of their work.

A game: Each player names a nation. The winner is the player whose nation appears *lower* in the FIFA men’s world rankings.

Trump’s draining a reflection pool to install a literal swamp in Washington is an example of what semioticians call “oh fuck me I should have gone to fucking dental school what the fuck”.

build 👏 the 👏 swamp 👏

Trump’s draining a reflection pool to install a literal swamp in Washington is an example of what semioticians call “oh fuck me I should have gone to fucking dental school what the fuck”.

I think it’s cool, but why are all football boots florescent colors now?

Googling “is a square a trapezoid” was a bad mental heath choice.

Would not have thought you could make me tear up by listing 100 different basketball players, but…

Structurally, executives like the obsequious bullshit machine because it suppresses labor power. Aesthetically, they like it because it reflects the very same skillset they used to climb to the “top”.

Holy hell, people. If you’re going to build a website for your secret fascist circle jerk, please at least hire a competent developer.

Structurally, executives like the obsequious bullshit machine because it suppresses labor power. Aesthetically, they like it because it reflects the very same skillset they used to climb to the “top”.

It’s cute and nice that the goalies dress like highlighters.

Friends and countrymen, I give you the Wikipedia disambiguation page for “Bing Bong”.

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

Park Slope!

4th Ave, BK

Just watched a dad saunter down 4th, stemmed glass of white wine in hand, flanked by his two school-aged daughters, all in Knicks gear, carrying a bluetooth speaker playing “New York, New York”.

Broadcast television lives.

The current NYC vibes are why they invented the word “immaculate“.

If Alexi Lalas is that old how the fuck old am I?

This dude is the Forrest Gump of grift.

THIS is how you get ahead in business.

Endlessly grateful for @benjaminahr.mobi’s unsolicited advice to make this my LinkedIn profile image. I’m going to be so successful!

Me, clutching my monkey's paw: I wish my products would have better uptime than GitHub.

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