I forgot I had this rubber ballstretcher. Might have to wear it to happy hour this evening...

I don't wear ball weights nearly enough. Feels amazing swinging between my legs.

I'm leaking precum today like some guys leak cum. Too bad I only have a few minutes to spend with him between meetings.

Happy #fcf, kittens!

Fat softie Friday? #fcf

Here's your treat, boy. Now do a trick for Dad.

This fat furry boner brought to you by the hairy back, butt, and bush of @cabearalt.bsky.social 🥵

Veiny Cock Viernes?

My hairy boner *really* likes furry pits on a muscly stud.

Used my lunch break to pump this toy up and down my fat, greased-up cock. #mcm

She had a good #fcf run on main 😅

And of course, like these 😈

Lazy, dick dangling Sunday

This did well on main, it should live on over here 😅

Love a junk-out joyride!

This leaking, throbbing boner was caused by this video 🥵

When a bloomf makes you achingly hard first thing in the morning

The first of four beautiful dicks to Jackson Pollock my face and chest with spunk (the second is in the background waiting its turn).

I had my cock and balls hanging out of my shorts at the bar last night and nobody noticed 😭

I'm at my happiest with a nice furry dick in my mouth. Particularly when it's attached to my beloved @thealtvesciboy.bsky.social.

Oh noes he slipped out

I put a cock ring and a ball stretcher on this morning so I'd be aware of my cock in my pants all day. Thanks to your #fcf posts, it didn't stay soft for long.

Wet hairy balls

He's helpfully pointing out the small scar I have from having an infected lymph node removed when I was 5. #softiesaturday

The gym is empty enough at 4:45am for a little bathroom exposure

Truly I cannot entertain even the notion of him shaving that magnificent bush 🥵

Hairy boner, just because.

It's finally Fat Cock Friday! Now with bonus baby batter!

Reviewing the pictures and videos @thealtvesciboy.bsky.social and I took while going at it just now, now that we've both cum.

Our fat dicks really look hot mashed together!

I hate taking Benadryl before bed. Leaves me so damn groggy in the morning 🥱

When chatting with a fellow bator makes your hairy dong leak cocksnot.

Had to liberate him completely

Go wish this sweet, sexy beast a happy birthday and shower him with your best nudes!

Thinking about the time a couple weeks ago that I went to a guy's house and spent some quality time working him up, so much so that as soon as my fat head popped into his hole he came hands-free, spraying me down with a gusher of a load.

Man, it feels good to just let go of the outside world and focus on pleasing your fat, hairy cock for a couple of hours.

He really likes folding the laundry

Throwback Thursday to dick flapping in my partner's childhood bathroom.

Messy bush thread - Let’s see those cum covered bushes! Cum and fur, two of the finest things in life 😈 Also I usually shoot way past my bush 🤷🏻‍♂️

When you discover a bloomf has an alt and it makes you painfully hard in about 2 seconds.

Morning light on morning wood.

I may be unaccountably wide awake, but he's still dozing on Softie Saturday.

When you get a random boner that's so hard it aches.

Monochrome monday ministrations. Need a good boy to eat Dad's ass and low hangers. #mcm

Post an old dick pic Yanking on my fat leaky cock back in 2017

You should be able to just walk into any pharmacy in America today, show your "I voted" sticker, and get a cute little 2 mg Ativan to take home.

And just like that, Jocktober comes to an end.

I got some of those!

A houseotter's work is never done.