Do not bother us for the next two hours, we’re watching Fried Green Tomatoes and eating tacos.

Are you hairy? Say hi!

You like eating ass, right?

@alberto050979.bsky.social more photos, please!!!

What’s on your to-do list?

Also we got drunk and watched Holy Mountain and lemme just tell you, Holy Shit

Any readers? I’m not ready for whatever comes next

😚

Do I get an award for walking home in a jock strap after he came in me 5 times? Reminder, that’s this many: 🖐🏻

Greetings. I’d like to schedule some time to get my tongue in your foreskin. Hoping this message finds you well, Boy

I have a pretty little butt.

Who agrees?

PSA: @mrteddybeargrr.bsky.social is a skilled artist. I just got this daddy delivered today and I love him. Check out his other stuff at his art insta: www.instagram.com/penandinkbea...

It's Chris's birthday, go kiss his ass. Happy birthday, my man 😘

Thinking about whoever was the first person to eat ass, knowing we owe him so much.

Practicing being an Ethical Slut. Get tested, poles and holes.

It. Was. Amazing.

Reminder: be shirtless more

Overdue for a haircut

Every time there’s a Sniffies profile with two guys fucking, the top is a 10 but the profile is for the bottom.

Just took three loads and the new MUNA slaps so fucking hard *burns mouth on frozen pizza*

A friend snapped this in a tiki bar in Ohio over Thanksgiving. I sometimes look cute.

Watching Alien Earth: 1. Can we get over this storytelling from a kid’s perspective in a clear attempt to ride the Stranger Things wave? 2. Timothy Olyphant is criminally undervalued.

I bought this painting a few weeks ago and I’m still obsessed with it. Daddy is so fucking hot.

I used to be SKINTY but I’ve always been trashy 💅🏻 I don’t have anything good from 2016 so 2013 will do.

There’s a lot of cis lady content on my feed. 👀 Sorry Brenda, this is a gay gay.

Monday, clothed, late to work, whatever.

3 cocks, 6 orgasms ft. @ottersf.bsky.social + guest cock

A much overdue haircut in an hour

Me: Whoa, what is on your ass?! @ottersf.bsky.social: Where? Me: Your whole ass cheek! Check a mirror. @ottersf.bsky.social: We don’t have a big one. Me: I’ll take a photo. Who of you did this to my man butt.

Los Angeles County teedy

Bushy and tummy

@crhaas.bsky.social you should add some photos………

I high key love my bush.

Get tested, sluts 😘

Hello, hard usta-be-pierced teedy

Guess where I am in the US

Your hand in my shorts too?

Yer boy went to an orgy and finger fucked a twink while blowing him. Me! A twink! Who am I?!?

Do I get XP for this?

Happy Halloween to each and every one of you sluts, especially those who shared your cock photos with me, especially those who are planning to cum in and/or on me 🎃

I have been blessed by so many dicks today. Thank each and every one of you for making my birthday so smutty. Now, get in line, let’s get you all off.

It’s my birthday. Lemme see your dick.

Someone come wash my back

I meannnnnnnnnn ft. @ottersf.bsky.social [cropped footage to not show short fuzzy king’s face]

I’ve come to really enjoy watching @ottersf.bsky.social breed fuzzy short kings. Then breeding the short king myself.

I. Love. Lesbians.

Omg I miss so much when I travel for work!

Guys, after all this time, it has recently become clear to me that I’m vers.