Damn, Pluribus is the best pilot in years. Unironically Bravo Vince.

Remembering ytmnd.com still exists and seeing what they're up to. Clicked on one named "Dick Cheney is dead." Some brave old souls are keeping the flame burning.

Sometimes when I'm feeling unpopular, I put on "They not like us" so I can vibe to a song about someone not being liked.

"Exclusive: Interview with one of the warlocks in the cabal working 'round the clock to keep Trump's circulation system functional"

This dumbass failing basic math, not knowing what "60% current vote count" means, and replying to a twitter Nazi, is somehow the CEO of some kind of car dealership consulting firm.

Homer's season 3 design is adorable as hell. Left is S3, right is S9. Something about his upturned nose and more rounded mouth. Peak.

Can't believe Trump is going to succumb to heart failure on December 5th, 2025, around midnight.

The leaked ending for Scream 7 is crazy

the politest "get fucked, loser" possible

Andrew Cuomo will be haunted by 3 ghostly socialists tonight and wake up a new man.

Judge Mamdani by his enemies

So was there ever any evidence Tyler Robinson's roommate was trans? Can't find anything corroborating that.

"Dick Cheney hated Trump, he can't be all that bad!" The motherfucker celebrated the protofascist Tea Party movement with open arms. You don't get to denounce your own monster, Dr. Frankenstein-ass behavior.

Me 30 minutes ago: "I wonder why reddit is down." Me now: "Oh, neat!"

BREAKING: The parasitical fish that swims up your urethra officially endorses Cuomo

Did everyone know JD Vance publicly endorsed a book from open Neo-Nazi Jack Posobiec about how progressives aren't human and deserve to be murdered? It's also written at a 1st grade level, so the abject evil is balanced by sheer stupidity.

No one will mourn the Dilbert man

recently, in a dark, moist room that smells of almonds, Peter Thiel leaned over and whispered into JD Vance's ear: "Usha must go. She is not of god's people."

I'm going to find whoever made pasting formatted text the default, and I'm going to stop them for good.

I hear Elon's cyberchimps have breached containment

Everyone's stereotypical image of a Holocaust survivor is Jewish. But actually, the rates of Holocaust survival were much higher among non-Jews.

Are people only just discovering that the New York Post is Nazi propaganda?

what is the point of this option? "Tell us, does your book instantly turn into boring trash the moment the reader turns 17?"

The world might be terrible but Garth Marenghi just launched a podcast, so it evens out www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7dy...

clicking "show less like this" on every vague-skeet about baseball, only for it to increase in intensity

they had to make it "Ocean's 8" because they could only think of 8 women

isn't it a little weird that we're just serial killers specifically for Venezuelan fisherman lately?

Damn, only 9 months in and already have the Great Depression food lines back.

Can't believe I put this much effort into making a meme. Basically had to recreate a whole-ass game.

The default volume for PC games is 15x higher than the max volume of streaming videos. This is easily the biggest issue in the world today.

I, too, am constructing a ballroom. For my enormous balls.

Andrew Cuomo sure hates this "Mon-dommy" guy; not sure who that is, but he sounds scary. Personally, I think Zohran Mamdani has a shot, though.

Found a "leftist" crying about the MAGA guy being tripped and eating asphalt. Asked him if he was also upset when Richard Spender got decked. Dude just loves shedding tears for Nazis, what can I say?

The opposition has the brain power of a mold sample.

Mike Johnson thought being a Nazi was going to be all fun and games, and now he's sad :(

We've reached the point where the only really appropriate political speech is against TOS.

God I hate the TACO thing. It's like taunting Hitler with "oh, what are you gonna do, exterminate the Jews? Na, you're too scared to exterminate the Jews."

Diet soda makes you stupid? Explains a lot (about me)

"Trash rats" gonna be a meme

Feels like we've been dealing with Jordan Peterson forever, but it's only been 9 years. He became known around the same time as the Doom reboot.

Can't believe the Nazi party is attracting so many young Nazis

Republican phenotype

Why is this such a uniquely BlueSky thing to happen?

I admit I couldn't remember who Bari Weiss was, but then it clicked: She wrote all the worst New York Times articles. Every single one that made me go "holy shit, whoever wrote this probably views putting on pants as a puzzle."

Shane Black is really the Cadillac of screenwriting

god damn these people are freaks

In 2 or 3 years, when Asmongold dies of a staph infection, no one will mourn him. He might consider leftists to be "animals" but the average animal is more loved than he is. No one will piss on his grave because no one loves him enough to bury him.

Top 5 worst songs of the English language, objectively: 1. You're Beautiful - James Blunt 2. God Bless the USA - Lee Greenwood 3. Drops of Jupiter - Train 4. Try That in a Small Town - Jason Aldean 5. Freaxxx - Brokencyde

I'm morbidly curious how the Trump admin is going to go about taking down fictional leftist terror networks. I'm guessing just more teargassing babies and bashing random old ladies. I guess they can claim victory at any time by saying John Antifa has been slain.