My clutzy ass should not be trusted with a $950 record.

#albumcover #vinylsky #recordsky #disco

It’s time for my favorite winter game! It’s called Am I Tired, or Is This a Headache? What fresh Hell hath these damnedable sinuses wrought this day?!?!

Crocs make me feel like I have Charlie Brown sized feet.

My favorite genre of album cover is “possibly drawn by a child,” especially if it’s metal.

I’d been putting this one off for quite a while. Way better than the last two books I’d read. Surprisingly perfect for December. #booksky #audiobook #horror #horrorsky

#dnf Are you freaking kidding me?!?! I’m a big proponent of Santa as Odin, but the belsnickles are indigenous Americans that serve Krampus? And most of this book isn’t even about Krampus, but I guess “Seasonal White Trash” doesn’t have the same ring to it. I’m mad that I spent money on this.

Never thought I’d say this, but I’m getting sick of Mazzy Star.

I really need to clean my studio, but don’t know where to begin. 😬😩😭

If anything, the rise of AI is going to make me double down on my grandma hobbies.

Famous minerals that have disappointed me: 1. Plymouth Rock 2. The Blarney Stone

Meh. I probably would have DNFed if this hadn’t been for book club. #booksky #audiobook

Black Friday wind-down with echo cooler 👻 🍺

#fbf happy Record Store Day to all those who celebrate

Happy Record Store Day: Black Friday Edition!

Monday is the first of December! 😱

It’s recently occurred to me that, at this point, there are tarot decks made entirely of AI images. It’s a good way to keep yourself from buying decks you don’t need.

Cranberry is an underrated holiday scent.

I was told that this was the ultimate horror book set in the satanic panic era. I was not disappointed. #Booksky

One of my favorite types of Discogs costumers are the ones that need their package ASAP, and then they send you two mismatched addresses, thus delaying your ability to ship until you hear from them again. 🙄

I haven’t posted the last few books I’ve read 😬 Ah! So far behind with my nerdin’! #audiobook #booksky

I don’t think anyone loves scones the way I love scones.

I just wanted to pour one out for this homie. She died today in the middle of some holiday gifting. I got her in ~09 for $100 when I was still making soft toys on the side. I had her for 16 years and so many projects. So many dolls. Damn, you were a real one.

No one told me that septum piercings smell bad. This is me telling the internet.

How am I now just hearing Cursive for the first time?

Reasons to hate winter: I hate wearing pants!

I will probably skeet this again, but: I really miss Joann.

People aren’t taught how to format addresses anymore, and it shows. 😂

My kingdom for a pair of comfortable jeans! Jfc.

I kind of needed that. #booksky #audiobook

I’m in a place in my life where getting “gifts” just makes me furious.

I wish I could eat nothing but soup until February.

WTF did it take 47 years for the US to get all-dressed chips?

When you go to the library and realize the little stack you grabbed has…. A vibe. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #booksky

Why do PSAs from the 70’s and 80’s viscerally creep me out?

Look folks gen AI videos are out in the wild so if you weren't already being careful about sharing rage bait videos then now is a great time to start If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street

IT’S DARK OUT! I HATE IT!

I assure you, if I was the devil, I wouldn’t have ice cubes for hands.

It’s like I’m there!

I want to see the episode of Criterion closet where someone faints from being overwhelmed by greatness.

The more I socialize outside my friend group, the more I realize that most people like my husband and just tolerate me to hang out with him.

Living in my head rent free since 1993.

My boss said that I’m going a good job! 😁

I’ve been wanting to re-read Hex, or find something like it. Turns out, it has a sequel! I liked it, but didn’t enjoy it as much as the original. I really want to read something with ghost witches. 😂 #booksky #audiobooks

Ever since I made my tattoo appointment I’ve had Dan Castellaneta yelling this in my head constantly. 😂

Unfortunately, this doc about Ben Cooper was horribly boring, and not even informative. This poster slaps, though. #31for31 #filmsky

Another #31for31 entry from the #lastdrivein It was…. fine. I loved the Jack-o mask, and that’s the nicest thing I can say about it. #horrorsky #filmsky

Can we please normalize eating bananas in public without men acting like weirdos about it?