The great Aimee Mann and also me and also a full band presenting the STEELIEST of Dans

Just caught two raccoons fucking on my deck. The one on top gave me a good long look in the eye before dismounting. I really hope it didn’t finish.

Banjo is my midlife crisis.

My audiobook genre is self-read autobiography. So far Al Pacino runs a close 2nd to @barbrastreisand.bsky.social

I see @pftompkins.bsky.social's face on a bus every time I go to the bathroom at work

My favorite thing about playing the banjo is that you don't have to struggle with it every morning just to make pretty sounds. It doesn't fight back like a #trumpet #trumpetplayer

This is the best fiction I’ve read this year. Robin Sloan is a National Treasure.

Used to get annoyed when people talked about their love languages. But now that I have one, I want everyone to know that it’s tracksuits. Tracksuits are my love language.

They could get all that McDonalds on the plane but not those sweet fountain cokes?

Little known fact is that David Ralicke and I are the horns on this track w Iron Mike.

When the Finale email went out on my BIRTHDAY of all days, I swore that I would never open the notation software again. It’s worked out so far! #doricostrong

ATTN: North America! Varietopia is heading back on tour this spring! Revisiting some cities! Visiting some for the first time! TWO IN CANADA! All links here: bit.ly/pftisalive

Does anybody else wake up each morning with crushing anxiety about having to practice the trumpet?

Style Icon. #doc