Me and my boys don't dish we network

r/rantgrumps still going strong just fyi

Feeling a normal way about the Brandon Sanderson Apple TV news. Totally normal about it, despite what some may be saying

Fascinating turn on Sinners in the last month. It got beat out at the critics choice award by Marty Supreme (rightfully, imo) but that activated the klan virus in people's heads and now we're pretending it has no artistic merit at all. It's crazy.

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

The Pitt is awesome but going on TikTok and seeing people who exclusively watched brain melting hospital shows watch it and react accordingly is somehow almost better than the show itself

My weekend as a 28 year old living in Chicago is an all time classic for many reasons but I don't think anything in there gets me quite as bad as the Bill Maher bit. One of the best line deliveries I've ever heard.

So many people in your life have watched that big bang theory spin off and you just don't know it

If we ranked the moments that changed humanity forever I think putting mayo and mustard on the same sandwich for the first time breaks the top 10

Call the X-Men fan in your life today and make sure they're okay

There's an undeniable charisma to Tim Chalamet that people often try their hardest to overlook because they perceive arrogance in his hunger. He's really charming!

Vince Gilligan has an impeccable style and sense for directing and leading television shows right up to the point where he has to do quality control on green screen shots

Don't understand the urge to compare the safdie brothers post-split. Power scaling in a trenchcoat. Live instead.

I like Chalamet about 20% more every time I see him in something. If these trends continue, ayyyy.

Hate wave is gonna die down and y'all are gonna owe e33 reparations in 2 years just be mindful

BCS cold opens would have you watch the journey of a peanut going from harvest to peanut butter, then have a character spread that PB on toast before a tense conversation 40 minutes later. And that's why they are the best of all time

Putting "Danganronpa fan" in my bio like the Bat on Batman's costume. You're shooting at the one place it's impossible to hurt me.

Getting one guy'ed here but brother we still have the pretentious indie guys. This is like buying almond milk at the store and then saying you miss dairy. Go back to the store

If I can figure out how to make these green onions and two slices of provolone into something I can avoid going to the grocery store for another day

Something deeply unwell with people who like white and yellow Christmas and not green and red Christmas

Disco Elysium is a top 5 game of all time and is worthy of an endless series of accolades. As such it has been stripped to the bone and all of the creators forced to live eternally in the torment nexus

Expedition 33 get behind me

Lead with trust and empathy until they tell you you need to watch arcane

The genius of arrested development is getting the weirdest member of the cast to play the straight man. Bateman nails it because he's so clearly a weirdo pretending to be normal

Uncle Jim's in his favorite jumper

Back on my Sanderson shit and man Rhythm of War is killer

The soul yearns for a criterion release of Jackass

Top 1 worst daylist descriptor of all time

The kid who plays young Jesse Gemstone blows me away every single time. The best Danny McBride impression in the world. Maybe one of the best impressions ever

Are video games art?

You know potential man is great because that shit hit the one piece fanbase like the planes hit the towers. Just watching agape, horrified. "This can't be real" we said about Usopp being a bum post time skip. But it was. The world was different now.

Have to give Asteroid City a second chance. It can't be as loved by people I respect and also be as bad as I thought when I first watched it. I have to be wrong...

Many people saying The Odyssey is Tom Holland's last chance. Many people are completely correct. That boy better put it all out there.

Steely Dan just needs 40 more needle drops like OBAA and people will finally recognize they're the best to ever do it

Every time I see that dispatch game. I think of you.

Sinners is a thanksgiving movie. Spiritually.

Need someone who follows me on Bluesky to sign up for a podcast where we read all the cosmere books and I sit there enthralled and you see the magic of them through my eyes.

Somewhere in your greatest friend's mind lives the worst media take you have ever heard.

If you like Umineko but actually hate battler the only solution is to grow up man

I love Radiohead and never reading a single thing about their beliefs or political endorsements

Lot of people dunking on the pitch for the new Vince Gilligan show but I want you to write a 3 sentence pitch for Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul that don't sound the same. Have faith.

We need to do post-mortem studies on the brains of people still rocking with the inflatable T-Rex costume

American McGee's Alice in Chains

Happy it did well enough for a sequel but not enough people talk about how The Black Phone has one of the worst opening 20-30 minutes ever put on screen

The everyone is 12 now post is going to be relevant forever I really think it's just generational posting

To see a brighter tomorrow.

We're ready for Quibi. Run that shit back.

Cross site qrt to avoid spoiling the homie but to me this is the best locked room in the game. It feels genuinely impossible when you hit it and as soon as you finally get it it becomes the most obvious trick in the world. It's so so so good.

Donating sperm to make an ez deal with the devil where I get a good Umi anime for my first born

Grok's Plan