chat, is that ok

Actually April is the scientist; the creature is called April's Fool

30/ Gorsuch (thoughtfully): do you think Native Americans are birthright citizens? Sauer: I.... *think* so? (punctuation very much intentional jfc)

Pringles tube filled with stacked Reese's cups called "emperor size"

Do you think you'd die if you tried to live off only the 22k calorie 10lb chocolate bunny from Costco for 11 days or like would it be cool

Reminder if that if you were a Real One on Cohost or otherwise have an affinity for old-school screenshot Let's Plays, my LP of an obscure fan-translated JoJo's Bizarre Adventure fangame made by a self-professed autistic housewife wrapped up a couple weeks ago. obsidianmoonshine.com/public/3-pro...

結局はいつものバクシンオー #ウマ娘

Headed back home from my niece’s 13th birthday. Grateful to everyone for the amazing ideas and good times. So energized about the future. Can’t wait for what’s next (14th birthday)

Cohost feature idea: Namespaced tags with moderation @Osmose#umamusume functions as a tag like umamusume (anyone can post to it) but I can block folks from posting to it or remove inappropriate posts, and designate mods who can do the same

Like how often does bsky expect folks to sit down and say "I want to create a feed for X" such that an LLM assist is valuable? If feeds were more like, say, booru saved searches, it'd make more sense. But feeds as they are seem much more like browser extensions that you change rarely

Like how often does bsky expect folks to sit down and say "I want to create a feed for X" such that an LLM assist is valuable? If feeds were more like, say, booru saved searches, it'd make more sense. But feeds as they are seem much more like browser extensions that you change rarely

Absent the LLM involvement (which sucks) what is the point of framing this as an anti-CSS thing vs just being excited about the new layouts this enables that CSS doesn't currently handle? Wouldn't it be neat if aspects of this got upstreamed? Like why are you even making webpages

Unused Idea : Singing Frog

what if the computers don't like being used

黙っていればイケメン #ウマ娘

Starting soon! Setting up in the Unpub playtesting area.

At PAX East? Come playtest my in-development board game tomorrow at 10:30 in the Tabletop Playtesting area!! Games take about 20 mins. Will be doing informal playtests the rest of the event as well.

“Our love is unconditional” Meet the people serving our community members on the streets of District 4. Squier, a street librarian with Street Books, gave me a tour of their mobile services at sidewalk locations in neighborhoods like Old Town. I’m inspired by their commitment to dignity for all.

Lots of problems here but standout to me is the insistence that it's so much more difficult now to make a website because... CSS and JavaScript got too complicated? The website this post is hosted on has a design that could be implemented with CSS easily in 2004. Even more easily now. By a novice.

it is kinda crazy to me how many people i follow are yelling about people who might watch the terf wizard show, mostly because i just assume anyone who follows me knows they shouldn't touch that shit with a ten foot pole and if anyone shows intent to i simply lop their head off with a naginata

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAREST DOTO

a bunch of bats 🦇

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I genuinely could not have predicted "experimental age regression bossa nova with a Jack Black feature" was gonna be on the playlist this year but www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0SL...

I genuinely could not have predicted "experimental age regression bossa nova with a Jack Black feature" was gonna be on the playlist this year but www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0SL...

Millennials miss early Twitter because we're used to dealing with middle age loneliness by plugging ourselves into a feed of posts that makes us feel like the Architect from the Matrix while it melts our brains

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I follow my daily affirmations with daily curses for my enemies. I try to manifest things like "surge pricing for Claude tokens" or "95% tax on prediction market gains". Keeping my spirits high, y'know?

This wording is really good for explaining my feeling about how the post-Cohost exodus was so obsessed about making personal websites as a way to return to a simpler pre-social-media web, when the actual valuable leftover from the site is just a bunch of new friendships that didn't exist before

If the computer is a prosthetic (and it is) then this means we legitimately have to be careful about what software we run, because we are deciding what to make part of our selves, part of our minds

there's a character in my head named Funyun James, he's a guy who love funyuns. He only exists so I can sing "welcome to the jungle/ we got Funyun James". A bleak existence

Adulthood is being told 15 different ways to clean grease off of something and finding out none of them work, and everyone else swearing that they're telling the truth when they say that it worked for them

EL CONKDOR PASA

The only difference between Eve Online and FFXIV is that the pervert shit happens in spreadsheets instead of bedsheets

The only difference between Eve Online and FFXIV is that the pervert shit happens in spreadsheets instead of bedsheets

New public records give insight into a Portland city councilor’s idea to sue the city, let the mayor break a tie, and decide the council’s president in January. A longtime labor leader told the Mercury she was “an observer,” but public records starkly contrast her laissez-faire, big tent narrative.

I have apparently flown in to SF for a work onsite during GDC unintentionally

Pulling my scarlet V out of storage as all my friends reshare this because they still don't understand the beauty of 256x256 icons and The Ribbon

hello

Dehumidifiers are the most videogame-ass machines, you just turn em on and wait 8 hours and magically there's water? wtf??????

It's strange to think how My Sims Kingdoms walked so that Pokopia could run

If Pokopia doesn't lead to Dragon Quest Builders 3 I'm gonna lose it

Crashing out about how mean the users are being to you publicly instead of in the company Slack like the rest of us do is entirely a skill issue on Bluesky's part

It would really not be hard to frame this as being about how using anonymous payment options (that Protonmail supports!) is important It's a deliberate, cynical, irresponsible choice to frame this story as being about Protonmail collaborating with the FBI.

help I can't stop reading Pokopia in my head like chromakopia

Öoo is now available on Nintendo Switch! 🎉 If you have friends who don’t own a PC, I’d really appreciate it if you could recommend the Switch version to them! 🐛💣 www.nintendo.com/en-gb/Games/...

Template memes are not annoying because everyone should make high quality unique jokes, they're annoying because the default is now to see every joke a few thousand people in your feed have made over the past 8 hours and your brain processes this as mild to moderate trauma