Tomorrow the Dumpster Fire is bound to show up at another church service and when he opens his endless yap I wish a whole bunch (like a row or two) of folks up close would get to their feet, joined hands and sang "Someone's lying my lord, kumbaya...♪" at the top of their lungs.

It's Saturday and even though it's the weekend and everyone needs a break, you can release those Epstein Files. Not too many folks will get upset. And those who do, it may be the only thing they CAN feel. Not really any net loss there.

Amelia Earhart is in the Epstein files...?

Saying "this won't end well for him" when the orange dotard says or does something reprehensible feels pretty hollow because those things are almost uniformly interminable.

That's some Bruce Wayne energy right there. Do it. Make Homan and everyone else who is a problem an offer. An offer to take the cash and go away. California and this country in general have invested in dumber, less worthwhile things. Why not give counter-corruption a try?

Hmmm. Don't want to pay for another streaming service. DO want to see these new South Park episodes. Hmmm.

Y'know, the Epsteiniest thing about the Epstein Files brouhaha isn't just how Epsteiny they are or how how outrageously the orange one Epsteined them all over the place but perhaps the morally bankrupt manner in which they were Epsteinishly kept from the voters with openly hostile Epsteinosity.

What if the rapture is just the rest of us going religious extremist nutjob-free and the 'tribulation' is pretty much the fake ones stuck here with the orange blowhard and no other support?

Holy...! The statue thing really happened too?!? Any more of this and we're going to have to reallocate the label "Super Tuesday".

I thought that the escalator thing was a joke. Glad that it got captured on video. I needed that laugh.

No one thought to ask him about bleach this time around, huh?

Never misses an opportunity to show just what a crass lowlife he is, does he?

This is as close to actual transparency he will ever come.

Everything is a spectacle with this jerk. He knows that he's on MAGA time, where it's always Fuck You O'Clock. They know better, but the excuse is too strong to resist. Dear leader keeps upsetting the folks they've convinced themselves they hate and they want some. Stochastic terrorism dividends.

Some folks are calling Tom Homan a whore after it has been revealed he was caught taking a bribe for Gov't contracts and the investigation got shut down by the Dumpster Fire's DOJ. Well, of course he is. Always was. Look at his last name. It's just missing a hyphen between the o and the m.

Whether it's Epstein, something he did with Epstein, something someone else über-rich who gives him support did with Epstein or the Epstein files themselves, you KNOW that's what all of this is about.

Oh man, it just doesn't stop...

Thirty percent of those asked don't visit a grocery store?

Don't tell me I can't. Don't tell me what facts are. Don't ell me what political violence is. Don't tell me what the law is. Don't tell me my ignorance isn't just as good as your science. Don't tell me I tell you.

I feel like Bill Murray is just about to say "Yes, it's true..."

I miss being pleasantly surprised. Nowadays it seems like whenever I click on something trending that sounds like it could be awful it not only turns out to be but usually the exact flavor of awful my mind was sure of and hoping against.

Your daily reminder that not even one of them is NOT a hypocrite.

How is there anyone in this country undecided about what is going on day after day right in goddamn front of them?!?

Actually, Nancy Mace needing rehab is the most realistically believable thing I can think of about the republican party right now.

T.A.C.O. tango in Chicago postponed?

Here's what I'd spend our taxes on- a giant facility to produce a "Truman Show" type thing, but with the über rich. Sorry. We tried it their way, they cannot be trusted and the world seems to like this kind of unscripted entertainment.

How can we allow the worst folks in the land to be rhetoric-torious? I can't believe it's full steam ahead with these trumped-up bottom feeders. I thought we were all adults. I thought we outnumbered them. My brain hurts.

People are saying- People are talking, and I've heard...I've heard he's in the Epstein files. But only the best Epstein files. These are the most popular Epstein files ever, the most amazing Epstein files anyone has ever seen. Let me tell you, these Epstein files are hot.

I'm betting that "significant disadvantage" line didn't work for Zuckerberg when dating either but damned if he's not going to die trying to make it work somehow.

Tomorrow is Monday and if I can to go to work, you can release those Epstein files.

I'm sure book stores can get by on Bill O'Rielly historical fantasies and Rush Limbaugh reprints.

This re-envisioning of Charlie Kirk is really disturbing. A mad scramble to find something to effectively weaponize. Every day the country's worst amateur pundit Orville and Wilbur Wrights try to see if their new creations will fly and rush madly back to to the drawing board when they don't.

Simple test of modern Repblicanism: Step 1: Brian Kilmeade says homeless folks should be euthanized. Step 2: Brian loses job, becomes too toxic to employ. Step 3: Brian loses car, house, bank account, friends. Step 4: Brian is now homeless. Step 5: Brian changes opinion as he's loaded onto train.

I guess a lot of us learned a new word today.

Why can't we be more like Brazil?

Tomorrow being Friday, gateway to the weekend which I'm willing to bet he will ruin by blaming Gavin Newsom for Charlie Kirk's death. It feels like they are halfway through composing those crazy "smoking-gun!" tweets already.

Nicely put.

He's gonna use this awful Charlie Kirk thing to escalate the situation to force his Nazi-esque dictatorship into place, isn't he? Guy has kids and a now widow who I'm willing to bet Mr. Devoid Of Empathy In Chief didn't bother to call- that would require compassion and humanity and he's got neither.

Is right now, all this, actually FUN for evil people? The cruel, the heartless, the poisoned minds, those so shrived of soul that they cannot be moved by that which doesn't involve their perceived boot on someone's neck? I can't help but think about it. It's so weird and ugly. Who WANTS this?

ICE Vs. Chicago! Supreme Court Vs. Freedom for average (read: non-wealthy) Americans! DOGE negative benefits revealed! Calgon, take us away!

Time to start hammering this clown about cognitive tests again. And before you start, he's not nice to or respectful of anyone ELSE is he? Hell yeah, do it. Tell him Epstein would have wanted it that way.

You watch: Tomorrow's excuse/distraction will be that Jeffrey Epstein had an evil twin brother no one knew about. The evil brother did all the crimeing and poor, poor Jeff got left holding the horrible bag and all his friends looked like creeps who were into it just for being friends with him.

I love the smell of the Epstein Files in the morning, but It will do for lunch. Mid afternoon, over drinks? Sure That's a great time for those Epstein Files! I'm certain everyone will want a whiff. You can bring out those Epstein Files for dinner, no one will object to the smell then either.

I am watching a season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and every time Cheryl Hines is on the screen I find myself wondering, was she filming this while her man Crazy Bob was dumping that dead bear in Central Park?

The PR from this Hyundai raid is gonna make so many more countries want to invest here. Reverse psychology from the reversed morally is my best guess. Brilliant strategy, cunning plan and just crazy enough to use as an effective yardstick with which to measure crazy thereafter all rolled into one.

Oh yeah, informing for the FBI. Consulting bad suspense TV shows from decades past for escape ideas now? We live in the dumbest millennium.

Everything he calls a hoax turns out to be true, doesn't it? Every. Single. Thing.

After hearing so much "Sleepy Joe" crap outta that guttermouth moron for years on end If he DOES drop while Biden is still eking along I'd say were obligated to start referring to the loser as "Dirtnap Don", who cheated everyone but death.

Has anyone tried telling him he can't die? Tap that defiant streak America seems of enamoured with.

Somebody needs to start rigging the couches in lobbies of all the nice hotels with one-way radios or remotely activated speakers incorporated into furniture so that when J.D. Vance is in town, no matter where he goes he’s constantly pestered by couches saying things like “Hey there, sexy”.