Joe Tomastik
@josephtomastik.bsky.social
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It’s a topic that’s been on a lot of people’s minds, mine included. So, let’s talk about why seemingly no one sees original films anymore! 👇🎬👇🎬
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Loud and Clear Reviews
6 days ago
"If you don’t know how to feel towards this ending, that’s very much the point." Who else is still thinking about that ending? 🤩 Read
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's thought on what THE LONG WALK is trying to say!
#TheLongWalk
@lionsgate.com
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The Long Walk: Movie Ending Explained
The Long Walk is a Stephen King movie adaptation with a jarring final note. Let’s get the ending explained to explore what the film is trying to say.
https://loudandclearreviews.com/the-long-walk-ending-explained/
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#OneBattleAfterAnother
is an exceptionally impressive juggling act of high-octane action and chaotically intertwining threads. It pulls out enough of a heart with the familial arc despite some characters getting underserved and the bitch-basic commentary of oppression = bad. 8/10
6 days ago
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My two most recent Letterboxd posts.
8 days ago
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Loud and Clear Reviews
13 days ago
This laugh-out-loud screwball comedy has standout performances, kinetic energy, and interesting insight on love beneath the madness! Read
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's review of SPLITSVILLE! 🤩 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️½
#Splitsville
@neon-rated.bsky.social
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Splitsville Film Review: The Chaos of Love
Splitsville is a laugh-out-loud screwball comedy with standout performances, kinetic energy, and interesting insight on love beneath the madness.
https://loudandclearreviews.com/splitsville-film-review/
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Loud and Clear Reviews
15 days ago
Netflix's KPOP DEMON HUNTERS is a huge hit, thanks in part to its music! Read
@josephtomastik.bsky.social
's ranking of all the songs from the movie! 😍
#KPopDemonHunters
#Netflix
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KPop Demon Hunters Songs Ranked Worst to Best
Netflix's KPop Demon Hunters is a huge hit, thanks in part to its music. Let’s go over all the songs from the movie, ranked from worst to best!
https://loudandclearreviews.com/kpop-demon-hunters-songs-ranked/
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I forgot what rating a new movie 5 stars feels like. But PLAINCLOTHES earns that honor! Full review 👇👇👇
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17 days ago
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New couch, who is this?
19 days ago
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Alright I finally saw the KPop Demon movie and everyone’s right it slaps.
about 1 month ago
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Whoooooo are they? Who, who? Who, who?
about 1 month ago
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The new War of the Worlds movie is terrible. I really enjoyed it.
about 1 month ago
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I finally saw the highest-grossing film of the year, and… I have thoughts.
#NeZha2
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A ★★½ review of Ne Zha 2 (2025)
I had major reservations for Ne Zha 2. Pretty much all of them were confirmed when I finally saw the movie. But I think I still liked it?? I’ll try to summarize the dense plot as best I can: Ne Zha an...
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about 1 month ago
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I’ve selected my 15 favorite films in one of my favorite subgenres. Check out the 15 best time travel movies ever! 👇🎬👇
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about 1 month ago
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I’m lucky enough to be near one of the VERY few theaters playing HIGHEST 2 LOWEST. And it’s fantastic. Spike Lee still knows how to make his eclectic, indulgent, anything-goes style as thoughtful as it is ludicrously fun.
about 2 months ago
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Loud and Clear Reviews
about 2 months ago
This "chaotic tangled web of a Western" matches eccentric turns with pulpy direction and a surprising heart! 😍 Read
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's review of the Sydney Sweeney, Halsey and Paul Walter Hauser-starring AMERICANA, out now in theaters! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
#Americana
@lionsgate.com
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Americana: Sweeney Shines in Modern Western
Americana throws its strong cast into a chaotic tangled web of a Western that matches eccentric turns with pulpy direction and a surprising heart.
https://loudandclearreviews.com/americana-film-review/
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Now seated for
#Weapons
. Y’all hyped BARBARIAN as some wild, crazy time and let me down, so if it happens again I’m gonna be real cross.
#WeaponsMovie
about 2 months ago
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The arachnid dude costume sure looks like what I’d expect it to and that’s a big deal for some people I guess.
about 2 months ago
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TOGETHER is worth it for the bathroom scene alone. Michael Shanks really pulled out some nasty thoughts for that one.
2 months ago
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Cooper (black and white boi) had to get some teeth pulled due to gingivitis, and when he could finally eat solid food again, Coco joined him!
2 months ago
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I got a detailed list of 25 sequels that surpass their predecessors! Not the most original idea… but hey, that fits the theme I guess.
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2 months ago
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#FantasticFour
is fine? Great stuff with the family element and retro vibes but really bland action and editing. Also my crowd gasped at the mid-credit scene like it wasn’t the most obvious reveal possible.
2 months ago
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It’s a topic that’s been on a lot of people’s minds, mine included. So, let’s talk about why seemingly no one sees original films anymore! 👇🎬👇🎬
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If I had a nickel for every director who made two of the best sci-fi sequels ever, one of which was to their own film and the other was to a Ridley Scott film, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
2 months ago
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I for one am shocked the Smurfs movie isn’t good
2 months ago
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EDDINGTON is Ari Aster’s most solid work in a while. It takes a bit to get going, but it’s a wildly maddening satire of how easily exploitable political extremes are.
3 months ago
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I love that the teaser for THE ODYSSEY is currently theater-exclusive. I am 100% on board with more movies doing that and getting some wonder back into movie trailers.
3 months ago
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Loud and Clear Reviews
3 months ago
"Tense, unconventional, filled with great performances, and a hectic unraveling of two men whose very different lives bring them to the same violent head." Sidney Lumet is the director of the month at L&CR! 🤩 Read
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's review of BEFORE THE DEVIL KNOWS YOU'RE DEAD!
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Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead Review
Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead is a worthy swan song for director Sidney Lumet and a tense, chaotic thriller in its own right.
https://loudandclearreviews.com/before-the-devil-knows-youre-dead/
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My review of
#Superman
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A ★★★ review of Superman (2025)
Alright, I need to establish a lot of ground for this one. Firstly, I liked Zack Snyder’s DC vision, but I’m not lining up to suck his dick and call him the savior of all cinema like a lot of sad huma...
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3 months ago
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Alright, so
#Superman
is eccentric, warmhearted, funny, and has bits of gleefully biting satire. It’s also a giant effin mess that’s more concerned with wowing you than telling a story half the time. I liked it, but I came nowhere close to loving it.
#SupermanMovie
3 months ago
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#NowSeated
for
#Superman
. I’ve got some concerns (being overcrowded, overcompensating for past criticisms, being too inside baseball), but I’m hoping it can deliver the goods and be the first Superman movie I really like!
3 months ago
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My Top 12 favorite films of 2025 so far:
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My (late) quick thoughts on M3GAN 2.0:
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A ★★★½ review of M3GAN 2.0 (2025)
So, I’m currently away helping out with a family issue, and I had to write the Jurassic World Rebirth review immediately before leaving. Meaning I only have it in me to be brief with two movies I real...
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3 months ago
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And now see where JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH falls in my overall Jurassic Park rankings! 👇👇👇
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3 months ago
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Now that the embargo is down (not like some “critics” even cared), here’s my review of the newest mid dinosaur thriller with the Jurassic name attached to it. 👇👇👇
#JurassicWorldRebirth
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3 months ago
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Yeah
#F1Movie
slaps so hard.
3 months ago
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Okay, I know a few critics found early non-press screenings of
#JurassicWorldRebirth
and are posting reviews because those are supposedly unbound by embargo. But… is that really how it works? Even if so, I’ve seen enough reviews to make me a bit suspicious of how exactly they saw the film.
3 months ago
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I liked M3GAN 2.0 about as much as the first. It trades horror for action, ups the fun factor, and continues juggling camp with a decent heart, if not as sharp a script.
3 months ago
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#JurassicWorldRebirth
starts off good, then once they reach the island it’s another Jurassic Park sequel. It looks and sounds grand, but the solid character setup goes nowhere, the effects are weak, and the family subplot could’ve been cut. Didn’t need to exist.
3 months ago
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THE LIFE OF CHUCK is my favorite film of the year so far, and I have a lot to say on what it all means!
#TheLifeOfChuck
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3 months ago
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I really like everyone involved with this, including The Weeknd himself. But this does none of them justice (outside of Jenna Ortega). Full review of HURRY UP TOMORROW below. 👇🎬👇
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5 months ago
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For all you upset
#Survivor
fans, at least be grateful that when we refer to Joe the challenge beast, it’s not necessarily the other one anymore.
5 months ago
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It’s not as great or iconic as the original, but SCREAM 2 contributes way more to the franchise than memory may serve. Read to find out! 👇🎬🔪
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5 months ago
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THUNDERBOLTS* didn’t wow me entirely, but it salvaged itself with a strong ending that saves the movie. Read my thoughts on the ending below! 👇 🎬
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5 months ago
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I’m about to see THUNDERBOLTS*, my first proper MCU movie in two years. This is also the first time this year I’m in a packed theater house on an opening night. I seriously miss that feeling.
5 months ago
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*sees a professionally made cat toy* “Weak stuff bro.” *sees a random rubber band in pull from a drawer* “OH HELL YEAH GIMME THAT!!”
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5 months ago
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Full review of SINNERS, the best movie of the year so far! This is one definitely worth going to the theater for! 👇👇🥰🥰
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A ★★★★½ review of Sinners (2025)
If you’re interested in this movie after seeing the first trailer, DO NOT WATCH ANY OTHER TRAILERS. They give away not just the film’s biggest hook, but several crucial plot developments. With that sa...
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6 months ago
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SINNERS is electric, intense, and a gripping old-school flick that merges genre thrills with clever commentary! It’s been a drought for excellent movies this year, but here’s a wholly original one that was MADE for the big screen experience!
6 months ago
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Which of these are you most excited to see?
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6 months ago
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WARFARE is a brutally effective tribute to a real war veteran’s memories and team, one that you can tell was made by someone who lived these experiences firsthand. Read why in my review! 👇👇
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6 months ago
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Here are my likely controversial thoughts on SAMURAI COP, a misunderstood buddy cop action flick that was way too smart and progressive for its time! 👇👇👇
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A ★★★★★ review of Samurai Cop (1991)
Samurai Cop is a 1991 buddy cop/action/thriller/romance movie. That description just goes to show what a wide range of genres it deftly juggles. Now, I don't care what any of you haters say: this is u...
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6 months ago
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6 months ago
In an age of information, the truly subversive act is to think slowly.
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