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just happy to be here ☁️ 🍃 🌞
pepsi with the polar bears in the coldplay camera was CRAZYYYYYYYY
#pepsi
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i’m so glad
#RHOP
is back! i love seeing housewives who enjoy EATING FOOD!!!!
5 months ago
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SEASON 8
#RHONY
IS BLOWING MY FUCKING MIND.
6 months ago
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HARRY DUBIN SAID LUANN IS A SQUIRTER.
#RHONY
6 months ago
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TIPSY GIRL!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! OH MY GOD I LOVE
#RHONY
SO MUCH.
6 months ago
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JB Pritzker
6 months ago
And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas
add a skeleton here at some point
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add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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SMOKEY EYE, UP DO, GSTAAD!!!!
#RHONY
6 months ago
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Aviva’s NASTY ASS DAD ALWAYS PISSING ME THE F OFF.
#RHONY
6 months ago
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HOLLA!!!!!
7 months ago
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she really threw it all away for some k child dressed like a fkn PIRATE!!?!!?!?!
#RHONY
7 months ago
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Dani 📚🐈⬛ (Jeff Probst Hater)
8 months ago
Oh. The original OC housewife is back…Slade Smiley
#rhoc
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if i was pouring my heart out to someone and they hit me with “want a hug” bruh.
#loveislandusa
8 months ago
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UNPOPULAR OPINION - I LOVE MY FUCKED UP MELATONIN DREAMS. i love them.
8 months ago
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everyone’s group chat IRL.
#LoveIslandUSA
9 months ago
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my breakfast today was absolute garbage. eggs were under bacon was burned. i guess we really can’t have it all. 😔
9 months ago
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love seeing all the newly divorced baddies on my feed thirst trapping again. the world is healing
9 months ago
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okay- i know i made a post about Kelly being absolutely bonkers, but i’m on season 4 now, and i get it. i get her. and, tbh. she’s right.
#RHONY
9 months ago
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UNFORTUNATELY KELLY ATE BETHENNY UP WITH THIS ONE. she really fucking did.
#RHONY
10 months ago
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hot dog for dinner you little mother fuckers
10 months ago
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the way i NEED my bf to smell my asparagus pee because he doesn’t get affected. it’s ungodly. it’s foul. it’s rotting garbage on a NYC street
10 months ago
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OKAY, KELLY IS FUCKING BONKERS RIGHT?! yes, Ramona got the crazy eyes, and she doesn’t know when to shut up, but i’m midway through season 2 and ummm there’s something off about Kelly. she’s CUCKOO BANANAS, right?
#RHONY
10 months ago
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The morally corrupt John Devlin
10 months ago
🌵🏜️🍻 Janet while Michelle openly weeps at Dave & Busters
#TheValley
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took a break from my housewives journey cause RHOP was just too good. now i need advice my OOMFS which franchise should i start next?!? RHONY/RHONJ/RHOM
10 months ago
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HAPPY TAX DAY!!!!
11 months ago
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nightmare blunt rotation
11 months ago
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this morning i regretted bleaching my hair, felt hideous, screamed in my car on the drive to work aaaaaaaaaand i started my period. 🙂 🥲 😩
11 months ago
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shirley temple at the bar so good i’m grunting
11 months ago
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this season of
#RHOBH
has taught me that you CANNOT MAKE ME CARE ABOUT DORIT. you just CAN’T. what a waste.
11 months ago
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i drank the bog and now my guts are going crazy.
11 months ago
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i’ve spent my entire coffee buzz talking shit with the gals instead of doing my taxes like i said i would.
11 months ago
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pets taking on their owners characteristics is so real, cause sweet pea is a clingy idiot who needs constant attention AND her guts are always squelching.
11 months ago
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i hate my home office so much. i hate that it’s not my couch. i hate that my tv isn’t a computer. i hate working.
11 months ago
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i am so pissed off at my boyfriend because of a dream. I COULD SPIT
11 months ago
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[franz ferdinand] EAT ME OUT.
11 months ago
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my piss smelling like a freshly brewed pot of coffee rn. i’m so jacked off on caffeine
11 months ago
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YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO CALL OFF WORK FOR BEING SLEEPY
11 months ago
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the grow out after bleaching my hair wasn’t doing me any favors, but i accidentally gave myself a mullet last night and i AM FEELING MYSELF. this mullet has made me invincible.
11 months ago
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bsky oomfs i finished
#RHOP
tonight. wow, what a glorious 9 season run. these women really brought it. i’m sad it’s over. i’m truly going to miss watching housewives who actually enjoy eating food.
11 months ago
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WHY ARE ALL TABLES SO SHORT THESE DAYS. i do not like bending over to eat. i have become a bitch who holds their plate while eating and i can’t help but think about how much shit i talked about Katy Perry when she ate at my job. sorry, girl.
11 months ago
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my sweet, old baby girl. blending in.
12 months ago
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this has been happening blocks from my home. an assault happened on my street a few days ago. stay safe out there, Logan Square.
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12 months ago
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just ate so much shredded mozzarella cheese and now it’s gonna be everyone’s problem.
12 months ago
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NOT THE PARVATI BEDAZZLED HEADBAND. girl.
#TheTraitorsUS
12 months ago
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an angel.
#TheTraitorsUS
12 months ago
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HOW DO SEVERED PEOPLE WITH CATS COME TO WORK AND NOT KNOW?!? YOU CANT ESCAPE CAT HAIR. SOMETIMES THAT SHIT IS IN YOUR EYE.
12 months ago
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ALEXA PLAY HITS FROM THE BONG
12 months ago
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wearing a super cropped top and no bra at work. if you see my tiddies it just means you ain’t doing your job.
12 months ago
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Emma
12 months ago
how it feels speaking to any my coworkers lately:
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WHOEVER SET THE TOASTER TO 2, YOUR MOMS A HO.
12 months ago
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