oh ho ho good EVENING to me 👁️

devastating news

For what reason 😭 deadline.com/2025/02/a-wa...

their ability to hurt me is ✨timeless✨

trying new hobbies as an adult is so annoying I do not have the patience with myself to be bad at something long enough to stop being bad at it

Brilliant protest. Yosemite National Park workers hung an upside-down American flag — traditionally a symbol of distress or a national threat — thousands of feet off the ground on the side of El Capitan.

I’m so tired. we can’t even have the fucking mail

and now this dude is the new FBI director lmao I didn’t think it could get MORE sinister and yet—

i genuinely don't know how much more "speedrunning barbarism" i can take

just got recommended a video where someone was saying Cal was the better option in Titanic and the comments were just a bunch of WOMEN saying Rose deserved to be screamed at and hit for “being a cheating wh0re” this really is the darkest timeline in every way. I feel entitled to compensation

rewatching maxton hall and I am once again annoyed that damian hardung makes me question my stance on blonde men

I’ve only ever seen the original Jurassic Park however…he looks so good in those slutty little glasses 👁️

gonna need people to back off saying a certain album was snubbed for AOTY bc snub is a VERY strong word to use in this situation—

it was an ambulance jet transporting a pediatric patient I’m gonna be sick

I was literally just yesterday saying this would happen if the orange got his way with the federal workforce and this will continue to happen if his administration is not stopped. gonna go puke now

the only thing I have seen online today that didn’t make me want to kms

can’t check any news without feeling a visceral need for a benzo

help.

wild how it’s been like 12 years of my mom insisting I’ll “grow out of” being a “lazy” night owl yet here I am still fighting for my life every weekday morning and there she is continuing to criticize me over it

chronic reflux is so fucking annoying like how am I supposed to find enjoyable ways to get enough protein and fiber if my body acts like I’m trying to kill it any time I have something with dairy, tomato, lemon, garlic, onion, spices, etc

trying to replace my macbook that has one foot in the grave just in case the tr*mp tariffs really do happen and why are all new laptop models pushing various AI integrations so hard

the backaches I wake up with each morning after contorting around this body heat leech in the bed all night…billing him for my inevitable orthopedic visit

CAT HAS BEEN LOCATED

the palestinian man who posted from gaza every single day saying good morning and that he and his beloved cat are still alive now cannot find his cat

throwing myself off a cliff rn

Sat at my local indie for the NYE showing of When Harry Met Sally maybe life actually is worth living—

saw an edit to colors by halsey and I think I blacked out and spiritually transported back to 2015 for a visceral moment there whew

I dream of a world where I have enough paid time off that the act of taking time off itself refreshes and relaxes me instead of fills me with dread at how long it will be until I get more than a couple of days off in a row again. America we can’t keep doing this where are the paid time off laws

my reading goal this year kinda like

my most consistent holiday tradition is agonizing over selecting the perfect movie to watch with the whole family in the living room together and then everyone gets on their phones and iPads anyway

public shaming bc he took a bite out of the side of the burrito I was holding while I was distracted reaching for more salsa

The peril of getting my sister one of the cute vintage heart cakes for her birthday is that no one wanted to cut it 💀

An average episode of a show like Miami Vice or The X-Files has such robust, expressive camera movement & lighting. This is work that wasn't even going to completely come across on the TVs available at the time. The people who made these shows gave a fuck.

how do you get to be the person whose job is to pose the jellycats for promotional photos

SOS it was 55° and partly sunny yesterday with no forecast of winter weather whatsoever—

Please tell your kids, every damn day if necessary, that chatGPT is not a goddamn search engine and you shouldn’t believe a word it says. Tell the adults too, but it’s especially imperative to inoculate kids against this

I was finally able to take my mom to see Wicked today and she is truly horrendous at remembering character names so afterward she just kept referring to Fiyero as “that cute one” akshdgkhs

gotta post my sad kermit’s christmas sweater everywhere don’t mind me 🐸

work being the highest-pressure it’s ever been right before Christmas feels personal like I’m supposed to be sipping cocoa and enjoying the cold weather not succumbing to burnout and doomscrolling!!!

that’s so long it’s embarrassing at this point like just quietly let it go 😭

had to go to Office Depot TWICE this weekend to print things because as a typical sadsack millennial I refuse to buy a printer

one would think that as the virgo daughter I’d be the perfect candidate for “default family member that must manage everyone else’s eccentricities and moods at all times” however. I am so tired

Many parts of Wicked really did look as ugly as the trailers depicted. However I did sob during Defying Gravity and I will be going back to see it again

sorry to feminism or whatever but it’s kind of insane for your two major projects in development to be Chris Nolan’s first film post-Oscar…and a Colleen Hoover adaptation

new christmas single from Bleachers is kind of a vibe if you can ignore all the sw*fties insisting jack wrote it about j*e for some godforsaken reason

actively condemning this on every platform I see it on!!