A little anjel told me of majestic growing peanut @amazinglyenough.bsky.social

If only I had a something 😴😴😴

Rick and morty voice or something

Shrinking potion of instant diarrhea

The classic onion ruse

Sick to my stomach. One my semester projects requires the use of AI I wish I could pull the conscientiousness objector card but I can’t really do that if I want to pass the class. #sacrificingmymorals

I’m a potty monkey

“Come on”? That’s gross, man

This is what I say when I poop

Log off!

Had a dream my jeans got shattered but still moved like denim

Ok Google: how to tell somwone to fuck off?

Speaking of, what led you to believe things?

I cut onions on my left side so my left face is running

Be wary: your stepfather may be anti-soup. Very serious

Mario means jump man in italian

“What are you talking about?” *bludgeons you with a hammer*

Lady Butterfly and Sister Friede can kiss my damn ass 🙄🙄🙄

I’m sorry about your butt

Workshopping an even fiddlier crab

Everyone, we’re moving to Pripyat

Dinosaurs on my chain and my rollie, I got prehistoric tech

I would like to congratulate the proud nation of Kosovo on 18 years of independence from Serbia

Idk if it’s because I’m allergic to the other ones, but the critically panned brown sugar pop tart is quite delectable

Peeee you!! Smells like doodoo ass outside today

I fully support lying to people to further your own goals

Girl. Get a damn grip! 🤨🤨🗣️🗣️🗣️

They’re calling me something

Nasty ass god-awful milk stout made me have convulsions every time it hit my soft palate

Anyone seen this before?

Three dollars. $3.00 I love to smilw big ans i love to danse Please hire me - witg love, Michael Robrobial

I’ve heard pf things or two

Would you rather: amino acids edition: tryptophan or phenylalanine??

Bringing “shoot” and “darn” into the mainstream lexicon

Vegetarian because I don’t know what meat is

Getting big into different acids and the like

They put me on the no-fly list Uhh Yeah. Never said I could🙄

Stop liking my bad posts and only like my good ones!! Please!

They’re callinf it the crazirsr moon ever!!

Yummy yams

Rubbin and rubbin on my third eye

Wow. Life is beautiful.

Where is Dinosaur Sr?

Wutnessing a pure unadulterated mined at work

Yes!! #dailyaffirmations #yes #willyoumarryme #excited

They’re calling me the most stupid being. Even worse, you are just a piece of bread to me

Call me a Female the way I’m made of iron

I’m around in the shortlyafter

I wake up and I yell

:3!!