to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game

Full post on Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/schlocktober...

My final contribution to… Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 7: Random Acts of Rudeness This prompt speaks to Szayelaporro Granz on a personal level. The first 2 are somewhat canon-complaint (SAFWY and BBS)…the last is based on educated vibes. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 6: Gingerbread BDSM Dungeon There’s no notable 12th Division features, but I was reading @corvinz.bsky.social’s awesome fic in between sketches. 😝

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 2: Dildo Sweatshop Some of Szayel’s Fracciónes have special “shipping and handling” jobs. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 4: Snowman Carrot Erection How ELSE would one differentiate a Szayelaporro snowman? Placing his hollow hole correctly seems appropriate! 🤷‍♀️😝 #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 3: Aphrodisiacal Eggnog Never trust something Szayel hands you. We all know he’ll use any excuse to drug you. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Jingle Bell Schlock | Day 23 | Mistletoe allergy #hisoillu

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 5: Ornament Insertion You gotta be pretty close to Szayel for him to allow you to play with him this way. 😝 #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Merry Christmas! Your final prompts: - Sex with the Clauses - Sugarplum Denial - Krampussy - Christmas Cookie Cuckolding

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 1: Balls in a Nutcracker Szayel likes to get festive with his torture. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

December 24th Prompts: - Little Drummer Fuckboi - Three Unwise Men - Biblically Accurate Snow Angel - Chainplay with the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future

December 23rd Prompts: - Dildo Antler Reindeer Costume - Advent Calendar Full of Cum - Mistletoe Allergy - Mittenjob

December 22nd Prompts: - Inappropriate Use of Fruitcake - Sex in Ugly Sweaters - Chopping Down a Sentient Tree - Explicit Caroling

December 21st Prompts: - Charitable Oral Sex - Polar Express Train Running - Candy Caning - Synagagged

December 20th prompts: - Gift Wrap Mummification - Butt Plug Made of Coal - Random Act of Rudeness - Schmaltz As Lube

December 19th Prompts: - Gingerbread BDSM Dungeon - North Pole Stripper Pole - Drinking a Snow Globe - Hand Stuff During Blessing

December 18th Prompts: - Sexts to Santa - Ornament Insertion - Huffing Spray Snow - Dough Nutting

December 17th Prompts: - Snowman Carrot Erection - Stuck in a Chimney - Gift Made of Body Hair - POV Chocolate Coin

Every day between now and the 25th I'll be adding a new piece to this series of shorts based on the #JingleBellSchlock prompts! archiveofourown.org/series/5514211 2 works so far, 10 to go! Countdown to midwinter feasts the sexy way~ Mind the tags on each piece~ #BG3 #BG3NSFW #BG3FanFic #BG3Fic

Your December 16th prompts: - Suspiciously Stiff Stocking - Aphrodisiacal Eggnog - Yellow Snow - Sex Position Dreidel

Happy December 15th! Today's Prompts: - Wire Ribbon Shibari - Dildo Sweatshop - Tongue Stuck to Frozen Pole - Latke Nipple Pasties

Today's Prompts: - Erotic Tree Trimming - Balls in a Nutcracker - Regifting a Sex Toy - Odd Menorah Fumes

My #jinglebellschlock fic, based in the prompt Snowman Carrot Erection! Enjoy lol archiveofourown.org/works/75418366 #bloodweave #nsfw #crackfic #gale #astarion

Happy Official Start to Jingle Bell Schlock! There are already 7 lovely schlocks in the collection: archiveofourown.org/collections/...

Gathered all my vote posts for the Jingle Bell Schlock prompt event! The only ones not linked are the ones going live tomorrow and the day after, if you want to decide my fate for December writing: www.tumblr.com/tavyliasin/8...

Behold... Jingle Bell Schlock. Full event description at www.tumblr.com/schlocktober

Schlocktober is over, but stay tuned for a special holiday announcement. 🎅🏻🎄🕯️❄️

Oh, yes, I'm quite late for this #Schlocktober - Enemas to Lovers - but as you'll see, I got very invested in the premise. Enjoy reluctant omega Kylo Ren going to the doctor, where he meets cold, beautiful alpha Dr. Hux, & his picture-perfect omega nurse Mitaka. archiveofourown.org/works/735764...

And finally… Schlocktober Day 31: Candy Apple Coating Szayel can be “generous” sometimes. And festive! 🍎💦 Happy Halloween! #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Happy Halloween! 🎃 Your prompts for the last day of Schlocktober are: - Pumpkin Seed Snowballing - Candy Apple Coating - Ghost of a Sex Offender

Schlocktober Day 29: Cloning Gone Wrong The outcome was unexpected, but I don’t think Szayel’s complaining~ 😘 #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

The final day of #Schlocktober! Thank you for joining me on this wild adventure~ The last voted pairing was #BG3Raphael x #Haarlep again and this time #RaphLep are filling that Candy Apple Coating prompt with some temperature play and unwise use of sugar~ #BG3NSFW #BG3Fic

Today's Prompts: - Lube As Spit - Pet Work - Clear Showers (Character Is Adequately Hydrated)

Almost at the end of #Schlocktober! Here's day 30 with Lube as Spit from #Shadowheart x #Halsin - almost at the end now! The full series is on AO3 too for those who missed any days and want to binge read the descent into the weird~ #BG3NSFW #BG3Fic

#Schlocktober Day 29 - Coming in someone else's pants and Clowns so you know it has to be #BG3Klaus x #DribblesTheClown! #BG3NSFW #BG3Fic

And finally catching up to yesterday for #Schlocktober Day 28 Breaking a Sex Contract with the classing #RaphLep banter as #BG3Raphael realises he may need to be more careful with the fine print with #Haarlep around... #BG3NSFW #BG3Fic

The votes really pulled through for #Schlocktober Day 27 with the Extreme Temperature Cockwarming and Promiscuity Cage - we have some very rare #PalePetras x #Karlach this time~ #BG3NSFW #BG3Fic

Today's Prompts: - Coming in Someone Else's Pants - Clowns - Cloning Gone Wrong

Schlocktober Day 27: Salt Daddy It may be hard to pick up on his manipulation tactics early in the relationship, but trust me. They’re definitely there. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Schlocktober Day 28: Breaking a Sex Contract Oh no. Why would you do that with HIM? The consequences will be dire. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Today's Prompts: - Sex with Crocs - Anal Toeing - Breaking a Sex Contract

SCHLOCKTOBER DAY 28: Breaking Sex Contract #trikink #plantcest #schlocktober archiveofourown.org/works/73052531

Today's Prompts: - Extreme Temperature Cockwarming - Promiscuity Cage - Salt Daddy

SCHLOCKTOBER DAY 27: Salt Daddy Wolfwood makes a visit to Knives' office. #trikink #schlocktober #woodknives #wk #kniveswood archiveofourown.org/works/73052171

Today's Prompts: - Hospice Roleplay - Gas Station Sex Pills - Balls So Blue They're Practically Purple

SCHLOCKTOBER DAY 26: Hospice Roleplay + Gas Station Sex Pills + Balls So Blue They’re Practically Purple Wolfwood and Knives spice it up with a little bit of roleplay. #trikink #schlocktober archiveofourown.org/works/73051091

#Schlocktober Day 25: Sex as a Sedative "Too pumped by an exciting project, Entrapta tries to get sleepy by masturbation. She doesn’t intend to wake Hordak…" Writing for them again feels like coming home #Entrapdak #Spop #Entrapta #Hordak #Schlocktober2025 archiveofourown.org/works/73099196

Today's Prompts: - Actual Handcuffs (They're Under Arrest) - 96ing - Sex as a Sedative

SCHLOCKTOBER DAY 25: Sex as a Sedative Vash gets comfortable. #trikink #schlocktober #wv archiveofourown.org/works/73050436