Behold... Jingle Bell Schlock. Full event description at www.tumblr.com/schlocktober

Schlocktober is over, but stay tuned for a special holiday announcement. 🎅🏻🎄🕯️❄️

Oh, yes, I'm quite late for this #Schlocktober - Enemas to Lovers - but as you'll see, I got very invested in the premise. Enjoy reluctant omega Kylo Ren going to the doctor, where he meets cold, beautiful alpha Dr. Hux, & his picture-perfect omega nurse Mitaka. archiveofourown.org/works/735764...

And finally… Schlocktober Day 31: Candy Apple Coating Szayel can be “generous” sometimes. And festive! 🍎💦 Happy Halloween! #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Happy Halloween! 🎃 Your prompts for the last day of Schlocktober are: - Pumpkin Seed Snowballing - Candy Apple Coating - Ghost of a Sex Offender

Schlocktober Day 29: Cloning Gone Wrong The outcome was unexpected, but I don’t think Szayel’s complaining~ 😘 #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

The final day of #Schlocktober! Thank you for joining me on this wild adventure~ The last voted pairing was #BG3Raphael x #Haarlep again and this time #RaphLep are filling that Candy Apple Coating prompt with some temperature play and unwise use of sugar~ #BG3NSFW #BG3Fic

Today's Prompts: - Lube As Spit - Pet Work - Clear Showers (Character Is Adequately Hydrated)

Almost at the end of #Schlocktober! Here's day 30 with Lube as Spit from #Shadowheart x #Halsin - almost at the end now! The full series is on AO3 too for those who missed any days and want to binge read the descent into the weird~ #BG3NSFW #BG3Fic

#Schlocktober Day 29 - Coming in someone else's pants and Clowns so you know it has to be #BG3Klaus x #DribblesTheClown! #BG3NSFW #BG3Fic

And finally catching up to yesterday for #Schlocktober Day 28 Breaking a Sex Contract with the classing #RaphLep banter as #BG3Raphael realises he may need to be more careful with the fine print with #Haarlep around... #BG3NSFW #BG3Fic

The votes really pulled through for #Schlocktober Day 27 with the Extreme Temperature Cockwarming and Promiscuity Cage - we have some very rare #PalePetras x #Karlach this time~ #BG3NSFW #BG3Fic

Today's Prompts: - Coming in Someone Else's Pants - Clowns - Cloning Gone Wrong

Schlocktober Day 27: Salt Daddy It may be hard to pick up on his manipulation tactics early in the relationship, but trust me. They’re definitely there. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Schlocktober Day 28: Breaking a Sex Contract Oh no. Why would you do that with HIM? The consequences will be dire. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Today's Prompts: - Sex with Crocs - Anal Toeing - Breaking a Sex Contract

SCHLOCKTOBER DAY 28: Breaking Sex Contract #trikink #plantcest #schlocktober archiveofourown.org/works/73052531

Today's Prompts: - Extreme Temperature Cockwarming - Promiscuity Cage - Salt Daddy

SCHLOCKTOBER DAY 27: Salt Daddy Wolfwood makes a visit to Knives' office. #trikink #schlocktober #woodknives #wk #kniveswood archiveofourown.org/works/73052171

Today's Prompts: - Hospice Roleplay - Gas Station Sex Pills - Balls So Blue They're Practically Purple

SCHLOCKTOBER DAY 26: Hospice Roleplay + Gas Station Sex Pills + Balls So Blue They’re Practically Purple Wolfwood and Knives spice it up with a little bit of roleplay. #trikink #schlocktober archiveofourown.org/works/73051091

#Schlocktober Day 25: Sex as a Sedative "Too pumped by an exciting project, Entrapta tries to get sleepy by masturbation. She doesn’t intend to wake Hordak…" Writing for them again feels like coming home #Entrapdak #Spop #Entrapta #Hordak #Schlocktober2025 archiveofourown.org/works/73099196

Today's Prompts: - Actual Handcuffs (They're Under Arrest) - 96ing - Sex as a Sedative

SCHLOCKTOBER DAY 25: Sex as a Sedative Vash gets comfortable. #trikink #schlocktober #wv archiveofourown.org/works/73050436

Today's Prompts: - Genitals Stuck in Zipper - Ennui Kink - Earwax Wax Play

Today's Prompts: - Going in Dry - Aroused by the Smell of Rubber Cement - Sterilization Ritual

Another #Schlocktober though honestly I might have to post 23rd-26th late at some point on 27th - they'll go up on AO3 later tonight I think, I'm just behind on making the images. Anyway tonight is Extrasensory Deprivation with #Elminster and #Akabi #BG3Fic #BG3 #TheMatureRatingIsAPun

SCHLOCKTOBER DAY 22: Autocannibalism Legato gets a little peckish. #schlocktober archiveofourown.org/works/72938886

Today's Prompts: - Autocannibalism - Actual Jackhammering - Extrasensory Deprivation

Here's the 21st day of #Schlocktober featuring #Haarlep x #Abdirak because who would be better for the paired prompts of Cognitive Behavioural Torture with Cock and Ball Therapy? #BG3NSFW #BG3FanFic

Today's Prompts: - Cognitive Behavioral Torture - Cock and Ball Therapy - Asparagus

#schlocktober 2025 Day 20 - Boot Blasphemy The Dark Urge/Enver Gortash smut, Enver's boot and foot are damaged in the process 😢 #durgetash #akelan #gortash #durge archiveofourown.org/works/72847846

Today's #Schlocktober piece dives into Understimulation and Boot Blasphemy as #EnverGortash learns the importance of the choice of footwear beneath #BG3Bane #BG3FanFic #BG3NSFW

Schlocktober Day 20: Understimulation Szayel’s always been a blunt bitch. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Schlocktober Day 20 Boot Blasphemy "As Harrow puts Gideon in her place, she doesnt expect how far Gideon is willing to go to make her uncomfortable" Weirdly never wrote sexual enemies to lovers #Griddlehark, but now had good practice with Uglies #LockedTomb archiveofourown.org/works/72827356

Today's Prompts: - Boot Blasphemy - Understimulation - Gamma/Delta/Sigma (G/D/S) (Ignore that I forgot yesterday's)

Schlocktober Day 19: Wound Fucking This prompt was made for Szayel. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Schlocktober Day 18: Genital Swap No words are needed. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Happy Sunday time for more #Schlocktober! The Wound Fucking prompt was absolutely made for #Abdirak x #HeWhoWas so, enjoy! If you want a more serious and longer take on these two as a pairing, please do see the complete story here (and mind the tags!): archiveofourown.org/series/3934822 #BG3NSFW

Today's #Schlocktober dips in to the unusual prompt of NonCon Solo Play as #GaleDekarios experiments with a modified Mage Hand spell... #BG3NSFW

Schlocktober Day 18: Weakness Kink Behold! The prompt that got me to participate in this event in the first place. "Dr. Cable has taken an interest in an unsuspecting young male scientist from another city" archiveofourown.org/works/72705966 #Schlocktober #DrCable #Uglies #ScottWesterfeld

Today's Prompts: - Nonconsensual Soloplay - Weakness Kink - Genital Swap

SCHLOCKTOBER DAY 18: Genital Swap Knives finds a different eay to get under his brother's skin... #trikink #schlocktober #plantcest archiveofourown.org/works/72677706

Schlocktober Day 17: Pain Without Pleasure Well, Szayel is a master of that. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz #renjiabarai

for schlocktober... posting some completely out-of-context smut from my do-over/time wish au of Bill in a maid outfit for funsies #billford with shape!Ford

Day 17 and it's Gods vs Deities for #Schlocktober Pain Without Pleasure, so have some #GaleDekarios x #BG3Raphael #BG3NSFW #BG3FanFic

Today's Prompts: - Pimple Popping - Lap Riverdance - Pain Without Pleasure

Running in around midnight for today's Schlocktober - and do prepare yourselves this is Inedible Cum/Duelling Gloryholes featuring #Ketheric and #BG3Balthazar so... #Schlocktober #BG3NSFW #BG3FanFic

Schlocktober Day 16: Inedible Cum A fun punishment when his pets talk out of line…changing the molecules in his cum so it hardens like cement. #bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Schlocktober Day 14 - Predator x Predator archiveofourown.org/works/651526...