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In this newsletter: some very good books and a song about... me??? www.markslutsky.com/archive/some...

In this newsletter: some very good books and a song about... me??? www.markslutsky.com/archive/some...

@buttondown.com hey is the AWS outage responsible for your site being weird today?

tired of bluesky? I found an alternative

Just heard the most fucked-up news about my favourite actress Tilly Norwood...

Just heard the most fucked-up news about my favourite actress Tilly Norwood...

Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic actually sounds… kind of fun? And a welcome distraction from the night’s events?

Got a birthday message from my dentist’s office. I feel seen. Still mourn the annual birthday email I used to get at 12:01am every year from the PS3 support forums for like a decade

Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic actually sounds… kind of fun? And a welcome distraction from the night’s events?

What would you call a game that combined the mechanics of Metroid with the setting of Pennsylvania?

was the planet of risa an all-inclusive?

Nothing encapsulates the idiotic paradoxes of air travel more than a check-in screen demanding $50 to check your bag followed immediately by a screen begging you to check your bag for free because of the boarding problems caused by screen one

I don’t like to drink, I don’t like to smoke, but once in a while I have to let go. Breaking a rule is no disgrace, doesn’t mean you fall from grace. www.markslutsky.com/archive/some...

It’s crazy that umbrellas are vulnerable to only one thing, and that thing, wind, is rain’s most constant companion. And also kind of beautiful

I wrote about my favourite children’s book which nobody’s ever been able to find www.markslutsky.com/archive/some...

Donkey Kong’s about to break the cardinal rule of ethical comedy…

Donkey Kong’s about to break the cardinal rule of ethical comedy…

You can’t print banners anymore like you could with dot matrix printers. That’s one way we’ve slid backwards, technologically.

Having too many USB-A-to-USB-C cables is the new having too many USB-A-to-Micro-USB cables

Look, I understand I’m late on this, but if Jason Alexander ever hosts Saturday Night Live in the future they should do a sketch called “Master and Costanza.”

This university computer lab is full of sparkling new iMacs, each with its own ancient wired Apple Mighty Mouse, discontinued in 2017 (although I don’t think I saw one after 2010), presumably because wireless mice would disappear?

This university computer lab is full of sparkling new iMacs, each with its own ancient wired Apple Mighty Mouse, discontinued in 2017 (although I don’t think I saw one after 2010), presumably because wireless mice would disappear?

Chiral network coverage in Canada is such a joke

New Death Stranding game = new opportunities to get “I’m Still Standing” stuck in my head

It no longer seems possible to change the picture settings on hotel TVs and they are all on motion smoothing mode. How did this happen right under our noses

movie idea: 28 dates later

I live in fear of one day accidentally clicking the "Allow Notifications" pop-up on some random website

I like when the soundtrack starts over the studio logo.

Applying for a grant to turn movie theatres’ secondary concession stands into artist-run spaces

@cooldan69.bsky.social Dan!

What the FUCK GOD I HATE A.I.

I HATE AI

There’s an AI fake of the leads from Yellowjackets making out and the AI indisputably trained on our movie

AI steals work, then AI regulation will determine the precise percentage of royalties to split among the multitude of creators, with AI lawyers lobbying AI lawmakers on behalf of AI corporations to eliminate the AI regulators. "I want him in the games until he dies playing." (Tron, 1982)

There’s an AI fake of the leads from Yellowjackets making out and the AI indisputably trained on our movie

Cookmarks: bookmarks for food. Leave them in when you’re not finished a meal, sandwich, soup etc so you know where to resume eating later.

alan smithee summer

I overheard someone call me a “fun, reliable narrator”

They should do a Rogue One about the design flaw in the Titanic

They should do a Rogue One about the design flaw in the Titanic

The next White Lotus should be on Yavin

I would listen to an 8-part investigative podcast series about Flappy Bird

bsky at morning, posters take warning

Unpopular opinion: the princess from The Princess and the Pea had sleep apnea

Unpopular opinion: the princess from The Princess and the Pea had sleep apnea

Surfing the web without an ad blocker is wild. This is Smithsonian Magazine. Like taking off the They Live sunglasses

I have this theory that Little Miss Muffet was eating a poutine