ohhh so we’re back here again are we

Hi …

Hi Bluesky peeps how r we doing today

ADHD is like hey what if you were obsessed with this one food for two weeks and it’s the only thing u will eat but then one morning eating it will make u wanna throw up until u find the next obsession food

hey I’m going to sleep can you watch Goose while I’m gone thanks

Sorry but there has to be a better name for posts than “skeet” … I just cannot get on board

how the heck do u get more followers on here I yearn for attention

Do they put drugs in the Popeyes chicken sandwich I’m so serious

when can the general public start making accounts without a code? Is there a timeline on that?

how do u get invite codes ..

I need a media tab STAT how else are hot people supposed to establish themselves here (me)

thank u for 36 million followers I love my fans

enjoying this app so far in the sense that every shit post genuinely feels like a shit post and I don’t have hundreds of thousands of ppl weighing in

do u know how people talk about someone having an “iPhone face” when they’re in a period piece?? Do I have iPhone face or period piece face … this is so serious to me I have to know.

Can u not dm ppl yet here or

how I feel rn joining Bluesky and starting a new account from scratch

her ass is NOT reading 🤣👎🚫

hmmm I’m bored here how can I wreak havoc???

guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch

getting the vibes this is not a selfie app yet. But i will make it a selfie app out of pure will. I will post my selfies & u will enjoy it

I like this app however wish the usernames were not so ugly hmm… that is a lot to look at … not dainty and cute at all …

do y’all like the inspo for my second birthday cake (yes I will have two this year .. first one is a surprise)

My twitter fav is here and I am healed

Posting these here bc they have to be on all my socials🫧

where are all the inchworms hiding

I have arrived