I know I’m ovulating because why is Tony Baker starting to look kinda….🥴

The worst thing about having a fat ass is niggas always want to bend you over. Be so infatuated you lucky if you get another 1 or 2 positions 😒

The best throw on dress ever 🥹

It’s burning outside and the baddies still bad

Anybody ever got a DUI in Georgia? 😅

Happy #WagonWednesday. Y’all get it because I’m too pussy to post on the gram 😂😂😂

Vickyyyy🔥🔥

It’s -10 right now and going to feel like -16. Surely they don’t expect me in office w today right?

Does anyone know; are laxatives like edibles? Like should you just wait until it hits or will I regret it if I take two because I think it’s “not working”?

Sad I won’t get to see Raven content anymore because I gotta mute all things “Miranda”😩

Has anybody watched His and Hers? I’m on the first episode and it’s moving kinda slow for me

This hating ass nigga set up a fire ass 3some but won’t give me or the other girl each other numbers 😒

Update: Apparently you can totally still do that 🥹

Must be crazy hoe! I’m half woman half amazing hoe

I hate that lil hoola hoop move 😬

Idk this kinda a little dick move. I think it’s more of a know your angles thing 🤭

Since we talking missing features WHERE ARE THE DRAFTS!!???!!!😤

Hence why I been punching air for the last 3 days 😭

😞😞😞 I wished this was a skill I didn’t have. I feel everything and super observant.

Being an empath is actually not fun. Because you really know vibes 😩

You do have to be careful, new coochie can make your throat start hurting 😭😭 nasty bitches

Real niggas fuck up

I broke no contact first 😭 Like girllllll stand up

Mood:

Ain’t nothing like watching something you think you want be given to someone else. Especially when it’s RIGHT THERE within grasp! But I prayed for Jesus to be a fence so I can only believe something better is waiting. Can’t be mad when prayer works 🤷🏾‍♀️

I can’t stand niggas who know they got a big dick and can fuck well. The disrespect is through the roof 😒

It’s 2026. Can we all collectively agree that OBVIOUSLY the chicken came before the egg?

This is lowkey top 3 worst birthdays of all time

In my closet just trying shit. Why? Because I’m a Capricorn. Of course I still don’t know what I’m wearing a few hours before my birthday celebration

It’s me drunk calling my ex 😭😭😭😭

Yall why was I drunk af at these people company party last night. Acting a fucking fool

When I start talking about eating cat, take me home 😭

They got me so fucking hot this morning

Preventative maintenance! That can be as simple as advising or sending reminders for simple tasks that prevent bigger issues later.

Leasing offices love to blame you for shit and say I went over it with you when you signed the lease……you mean the ten minutes I spent with you over 2 years ago? Girl fuck you. Talking about I hope you didn’t ruin your hvac unit. I never lived anywhere that didn’t change the filters for that reason!

@lonababy.blacksky.app I’m in for sure now! Let’s go🤗

Michael voting for Porsha because of a flub up after he did the same thing at the round table is so hypocritical 😂😂😂😂

Respectfully…. No. No it doesn’t. 😅

Omg they gaslit the FUCK out of Porsha on Traitors tonight😭 You’re not crazy sis. Candace def said that shit

Dear Apple auto correct, In no context am I EVER trying to say “tou” Warm regards,

I just bought a tripod selfie stick thing…. And can I just say, best $10 I ever spent

Frustrated with God the past few days because he wants me to confide in him etc but I can’t have a conversation where I hear him clearly talking to me… the boom I got to dollar tree and he send somebody to tell me how to talk to him and I heard him clear as day. He’s funny that way

No but I watched two girls fight over one and then years later I understood the hype 😂😂😂

I love Aquarius but I never met one that didn’t overstimulate me 😂😂

I didn’t realize Diana from Pop Smoke was sampled from this song 😅 music.apple.com/us/album/che...

How know how good the sex had to be for somebody to write this song music.apple.com/us/album/lov...

so you mean she sent nudes like a man?

I think forgetting things may be a coping mechanism for me

I’m only working out so I can tell my doctor it doesn’t work and give me that Glp😭

I saw something recently that reminded me to stop looking for me in other people. That’s an ego thing I’m still working on.