Stalking, catfishing & impersonation. This has been going on for years, and I’m over it. It’s important for me to say this, and for it to be heard by all. I know who you are, I know you are reading this, you will not win.

Say what you see….

I’m unapologetically a space nerd 🤓🚀🪐 Today’s partial solar eclipse begins in less than an hour. Double check times with your local news or Astro groups. Do not look at the sun directly. Use UV glasses or turn your back to the sun & use the selfie function of your phone camera as a mirror.

Locked for a week 😒 Note to self: Don’t get cocky and say you want to try and beat your p.b. 🤦‍♂️

‼️🌞SOLAR ECLIPSE🌝‼️ 🚨Saturday, 29 March🚨 08:50UTC (GMT) Start time will vary by minutes or hours based on your location. 40-70% Eclipse: 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇮🇸🇳🇴🇸🇪🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺 Do not look at the sun directly, through a camera or phone. Use specialized (scratch free) UV filter sunglasses, a pin hole viewer, or a colander.

I hate technology that hasn’t been designed with accessibility in mind, that sacrifices simple processes for revenue/data collection I’m on the edge of a breakdown because I can’t do simple, basic things with various sites, platforms & devices I feel stupid & left behind I can’t be the only one?

The Pig & The Bulgarian Pig is really smug. Do you see? Why is Pig so very smug? A big tradie used his mug Pig’s throat is now coated in spunk. Pig’s mouth tastes of ripe tradie hole. Pig’s smells of ripe tradie funk.

It’s oh so quiet… 🤫

One of my regulars came to get a full service on his hole. We’ve been meeting once every couple of months for a few years. It never ceases to amaze me how much, and how consistently, he fires off his muck.💦🍆 It lands with all the power and grace of a well aimed Hawk-Tuah

I get all the good ones 😂 At first I played along, thinking he was using a low quality translator. I stopped engaging when I read his last message. I hope he was simply bored, and said those things to try to get a reaction out of me… I hope… (Redactions for privacy and/or adult content)

Not suffering fools or village idiots tonight. Someone clearly hasn’t read anything on one of my my hook up app. What I’m into is clearly stated, and would be visible to anyone but Hellen Keller if they’d just look dowels. and the schmuck asked me “What u into” I added a little flair to my list:

My first BSky vid (yeah I’m that late to the party) I’m gonna show y’all my mad deepthroat skills 😮🍌

Snaps for Royal Caribbean and a boat load of queens, queers, bears, dudettes, misfits, bears, twinks, trans & twunks! 🌊🛶🌊🛳️🛟🏳️‍🌈 🦁🐯🐻😱👠👠🍸

Anyone else seeing this on vids in their feed? It disappears if I click retry or refresh my feed. @support.bsky.team

Caution: Rant I’m fed up of guys (from all sites) who expect/demand pix & vids from me but not offering as much as a ‘thanks’ in return. I’m clearly a mug, too nice, respectful & accommodating of those who claim to seek discretion & privacy. Pix & vids are quid pro quo from now on.

Because what else is there to do at 02:30 on Sunday morning? 🤷‍♂️

What has Pig been up to today? (Wrong answers only!)

Depression sucks ADHD sucks Loneliness sucks Capitalism sucks Social media sucks Being cold sucks Addiction sucks Society sucks My brain sucks Humanity sucks Heteronormative constructs suck Celebrity & reality tv culture sucks Gay ‘culture’ sucks We don’t deserve most of what we have in this world

Now ya see me! Now ya don’t! 🎼Once upon a swine, I was falling in love… 🎼But now I’m feeling a fart! 🎼Where is the loo‽ 🎼Total dicklipse of the Pig

I spent over 20 years in the colonies, I understand American football even less than I understand actual football Maybe the fact in high school, I skipped every gym class and opted for Gator Wine (a real thing, don’t judge it til u try it) under the bleachers instead, has something to do with it? 😏

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Signed!

Sniffing the night away… 🐽

Hard on for #manstink #hypnosis will remove your inhibitions about bodily odors and turn the smell of unwashed men into a pure turn on. www.warpmymind.com/index.php?ga...

Bored as fuck today. So what’s a pig to do? Cook! Bake! Clean up! 💅💁‍♀️ Today’s menu Pimped spicy sesame shin ramyun w/ smoked tofu, baby pak-choi, fried egg w/ jellied yolk Spicy braised beef stew, w/ basmati rice & sour cream raita Orange & ginger upside-down cake w/ a clementine glaze (pictured)

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

sub David Portland worshipping My cock while I have his balls & hands in a humbler. In addition, I fucked him, flogged his balls, clothes pins on his nips, & much more - all while having balls & his hands in the humbler. Look for the vid soon at JustFor.Fans/BDSMdungeonSIR

The pinnacle of innocence & purity. I’m a good pig I am, honest 😇

One for the AvGeeks! Flights operate weekly between Cape Town, SA & Wolfs Fang, AQ (WFR) through the Antarctic summer. There is no airport building, baggage services, duty free or air traffic control tower in WFR, just an ice runway & apron built by a specialist team each year.

Is it wrong to be wanking and eating homemade sticky toffee pudding at the same time? Asking for a friend.

I am growing increasingly irritated, frustrated and disillusioned by the continuous exponential increase of impatience, vapidity and egocentrism of the gay “community” - especially the nut jobs on Grindr etc Don’t want to rant or vaguebook, but I had to get that off my chest.

Since October my PAYG electricity bill has increased by 104% Fuck. *Switches off basic life support & environmental controls*

If you follow me, and you’ve only been on BSky for 2 days but somehow amassed 70k followers…

Gutted to see that Drag Race UK has lost one of its most iconic queens.

Well, that escalated quickly. Decided to have a quick wank. Thought I’d tease my hole while wanking. Then, a Pig Prod I’ve not seen for years. 10min after starting my quick wank, it has turned into me stretching my hole with my large dog tail plug and a bit of piss play for good measure. Oink 🐽

Brand new profile, nearby. He looked at my profile 3-4 times, sent the “very hot” badge and then messaged me. People can be shady as fuck, not to mention weird. I’m glad I’m not a people 👀😂

May or may not have just eaten half my body weight in jamón iberico. And I’m not sorry.

🚨🆘🚨At least one bottle of poppers has fallen on its side and spilled in my freezer. Help! 😂

Assorted festive trash.

One for the AvGeeks! ✈️❄️🥶 youtu.be/NzaDOYM3wNM?...

My Christmas spirit usually comes in a bottle. This year, I want the Christmas spirit to cum in me. Also, updated profile pic. Why? because peer pressure. Is it February yet?

One of my regulars fucked the hell out of me. No lube. One very powerful well targeted & perfectly aimed thrust 30min later, on my way home & the pressure of the impending tsunami of cum against my hole is immense. It’s a game of agility, brinkmanship, physical strength What to do when I get home?

I ham sad to say that after 4min of extensive yet apathetic googling there is a serious lack of Pig(s) In Blanket/s duvet sets & a limited number of bacon themed sets It’s low hanging fruit, the joke is right there, I can’t be the only one who sees a very niche & mildly amusing market for this? 🐽

Wide awake and bored as hell. Do I have the energy for a 5th (or is it 6th?) wank today?

Really getting irked by the number of bots following me on a daily basis. I’m loathed to suggest that making profiles private an option to mitigate this. Could having the ability to approve/disapprove follow requests be an alternative solution? (while keeping profiles public) @support.bsky.team

Meanwhile, back on the farm… Pig was visiting his family when news of the impending storm broke. Not wanting to get stuck in the provinces, he looked for a quick exit to the city, by train Alas, a nationwide fault with the trains. It was already too late, Pig was stuck in deepest darkest Somerset