oh FUCK yeah I said im SURE that’s right

if it’s true that Dans got a mullet then I’m ngl guys is fucking over for me .

as always, the phupload has left me feeling sooooooo very normal about them and their relationship with one another x

welcome back danisnotonfire !

glinda the good witch in her bubble

this one fucks me up!!! my partner had a picture of me exactly like this as his lockscreen for like 2 years … this picture is so soft

i need dnp to play stardew valley on the gaming channel STAT

just resigned from my job maybe it’s time to become a phlebotomist just to keep the phannie bit alive send bleet

they* had a situationship

do u think we’ll still get a tour ditl even though we got the tiny horse ditl??

i had a dream that they did a ditl at home and the end of the video was like a drone type shot flying away from their house and u could see them like putting all the blinds down on these huuuuuuge windows and their shadows behind the blinds and then they k***ed and i was so gagged that i woke up

@danielhowell.bsky.social come here

can they both fuck off

seeing them so happy makes me sooooooo fuckign feral

i wish i was the tiny horse

just handed in my resignation feelingggggggg kind of mental x

hi is there a tit photo card where dnp have swapped uni hoodies or was that a fever dream I had ?

tatinof was so cunt you just had to be there

who up thinking abt when dnp did younow shows all the time 🥲

omg me and my oomf who I met on tumblr when we were 14 and is now an irl have just bought tit tickets for Brighton feeling feral yes we’ve had 3 bottles of prosecco between us yes we are feeling mental

thinking about 2009 dnp and feeling like my limbs are going to fall off 👍

I cry

well obviously i have to post this one here too

🚨🚨🚨 [AMBULANCE SIREN] 🚨 [CRYING] [CRASH] “MY LEG MY LEG” 🚨 [SCREAMING] [SHOUTING] [GUN SHOT]🚨🚨🚨🚨 [EXPLOSION] “WEE WOO WEE WOO” [BABY CRYING] [GENERAL COMMOTION] 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

what a fucking absolutely lethal face card I am gagged gooped and gayyyyyy

He’s giving 🫶🫶🫶

chat is this something

fuck it cunty 2009 dan and phil

ok so I came back to dnp last month after quite a long hiatus (literally like ??? 5 or 6 years I think) so pls drop your must watch videos under this bleet so I can catch up! I’ve watched a Lot of their bits n bobs from the last 5 or 6 yrs but am definitely missing stuff!

ok well I have to go to sleep now but obsessed with this thing and obsessed with u all ! sleep tight phellow phannies !

before the first bluesky phannie fight breaks out let's all have a big group hug (っᵔ◡ᵔ)っ

I feel normal about them

This already feels more normal and fun than twt lol bye elon I hate u x

@danielhowell.bsky.social hope u get ur big break someday! I love to see a small account trying their hardest to reach an audience on a new platform xxx best of luck sweetie!

Be honest how long do you think it will take for us to forget about this app and go back to twt

Idk what’s going on but I Hate twitter and this seems like an interesting alt