drove a company car for the first time today. Is this the middle-class 8-5 experience that was sold to me as a kid? am I winning now?

actually this isn't anywhere near enough I need to dedicate my musical career to writing symphonies in her honor

actually this is but the faintest trace I need to hold her hand in my own to the end times

actually this is really only the start I need to hear her voice endlessly echoing into my ears

actually this barely scratches the surface I need to always feel the warmth of her lips against mine

actually this only the tip of the iceberg I need to get lost in her eyes and never find my way back

who else out here exceeding they limit of human exposure to radio frequency waves as described by the FCC?

shoutout to my coworker for driving so I can post about lesbianism

having a job isn't enough I need her in my arms and to never let her go ever again

SHIT I forgot the rapture was today. guess I wasn't outta bed early enough or sum

good morning oomfs I have a long car ride ahead of me so that might mean I'm either driving a boring drive for a while or that I'll have ample time to spam ur feed :3

listening to (and even moreso, performing) rhythmically tight jazz music is a borderline sexual experience it is because of this I recommend the song "Miaou" by Mathieu Fiset open.spotify.com/album/7gTm7N...

but no, it's definitely trans people that are sexualizing everyone and being weird and creepy about public restrooms

okay I'm gonna go take some Tylenol before I get my flu shot so that it doesn't hurt as much

Those who sing your praises but show animosity when they see you happy, may they get what they deserve.

told on eof my coworkers "skill issue" bc as an engineer I have access to every room in the building and there's one room she doesn't have access to. I feel like I just gained aura for that.

sometimes when I play Mahjong, it would seem I am very intelligentand understand the game on a very deep level. then I carelessly deal in to a sanbaiman

slow day at the office it seems. I will be posting a decent about mahjong and/or sapphic yearning today

I made some guac bc all my avocados ripened at the same time and I'm now about to eat like 8 avocados in a day before they start to go bad

Do I buy the $70 Riichi Mahjong set from American Amazon?

for being so brave about my tummy ache last night I think I should buy another mahjong set, you know, as a treat

update: we were on the way and I suddenly felt like I was gonna throw up so we turned back around. We will be attempting this again soon

changed my profile a bit bc I want to be able to post more about kissing women n stuff and not have my business stuff attached to it

It's Friday, which means I'm dragging my roommate out of the house for extrovert activities (we are going to a bar)

interact w/ this if you play Mahjong or if you're a lesbian or both but don't say which

new local yakuman - chiipeiko: basically ryanpeko but only using 4 numbers in one suit i.e. 111122223333m + any pair Double yakuman if it's a tanki wait or if the pair is the next number in the sequence Triple yakuman if it's both

ryanpeko is just chiitoitsu if it were cool and sexy

Strip poker? NAHH We playing strip MAHJONG! Who's pulling up???

I'm definitely NOT writing mahjong strategy notes in my Obsidian docs on my work pc

I've taken the social media handles and I'm about to buy the domain for an epic Mahjong club coming to a city near me >:3

Smol brain Mahjong players: building wide waits, suji trapping, etc.. BUG BRAIN Mahjong players: Intentionally dealing in

I intentionally didn't finish what I was doing at work so in the morning I'll have something to do other than spam post about Mahjong and read my broadcast engineering book. only other thing to do really is wait for a journalist to need something fixed lol

Chat, would it be wrong of me to say that Riichi Mahjong is a lesbian activity?

Last week, my boss handed me A Broadcast Engineering Tutorial For Non-Engineers and I was like "ah, the good book" and he said "no, it's the GREAT book" love this job

The best riichi mahjong client is Mahjong for the Famicom and you cannot convince me otherwise

the woke mind virus got me, but all it does is make me like mahjong and kissing women. two already VERY enjoyable activities!

in Riichi Mahjong, they say you are never further from tenpai than 6-shanten, but have you considered that every tanyao hand is REALLY 13-shanten from Kokushi Musou?

okay babe you’ve got a Taurus moon but what’s your quasi-moon? I wanna know this relationship works before I commit!

In my recent mahjong matches, I feel like I've had some absolutely BRILIANT moments amidst some chaos. like I still struggle with *when* to fold sometimes, but when I do get part, I NAIL how I go about it. feels real good to see an S+ from Maka on a hand I folded 🀄

Funny thing, before I started playing mahjong, one of my friends asked me to play drums for a recording of "Mahjong" by Wayne Shorter. And I must say, that song *would* go pretty hard at the mahjong table.

riichi rahjong...

being a nerdy extrovert is difficult bc most of the other nerds are introverts and don't wanna hang out and you don't have anything to talk about with other extroverts bc they aren't nerds

Yakuman implies the existence of Yakuwoman 🀄

if I'm playing Riichi Mahjong IRL and I end up in furiten I will 100% open Riichi. It's just so much aura

We're so back!!!! 🀄 Started playing sanman to ease the pain of my rank and got the highest score I've ever gotten. I figured why the hell not queue up in the gold room while I'm at it AND LOOK AT WHAT I COOKED UP! I AM FLOWED TF UP (and I've been studying the game, much happier with my play :3)

"are you even transgender if you don't watch anime??" -my roommate so now I've finished Solo Leveling; absolutely peak

I've had people tell me that they'd like to spend a day in my head. Trust me, it's not all that. it's all Mahjong strategy and kissing women up here.

Hear me out

got my butt kicked in the first Hanchan last night! very proud of my players!

I would not wish a transmitter unload + install on my worst enemies