T-MINUS SIX DAYS UNTIL SABATON’S NEW ALBUM DROPS!!! (( NON ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS AND MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))

…autism is caused by circumsision? As a Jewish man who’s both fully vaxxed and snipped…Oy fucking VEY (( NON ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS AND MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))

As a Jew, the Eight Days of Halloween flub never, ever fails to send me into a fit of laughter similar to Joey’s (( NON ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS AND MINORS DO NOT INTERACT )) vt.tiktok.com/ZSUNHvF7D/

❦ — ❝ Their path to history is paved with salvation ❞ #GeniusJester: George Glen Ward. High school history teacher. Rough natured, but, good hearted. Keeper of @hidinginhereyes.bsky.social's heart and pussy. MDNI. Crossover + OC + AU friendly. MV + Selective

Man. I really was a cutie at that age. There’s a reason why I had multiple girls – aside from my wife – swooning over me back then But, I only had eyes for the girl who grew up to become the woman I’ve been married to for nine years now

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My wife and I got married the day before Rosh Hashanah started I pointed that out to her when she told me the chosen date…which was chosen just so we could go up to each other and go “Hey…do you remember?” Lore drop! I’m half-Jew!

❦ — ❝ We've gone and made such fools of ourselves ❞ #GeniusJester: Emily Annapolis Ward. Vocal music teacher. Kind spirited and strong willed. Keeper of @pavedwithsalvation.bsky.social’s heart and cock. MDNI. Crossover + OC + AU friendly. MV + Selective

#GJ I gotta think of facial references for Joe and Elizabeth…

Ya know how my wife is warning everyone NOT to objectify my father-in-law? The same applies to the following : My wife My mother My sister Yes, I know they’re all beautiful. But, ONE objectifying word and I’ll throw fucking hands

A reminder this will be happening Don’t say I didn’t warn ya ✌🏻

#GJ TL SMUT WILL BE HAPPENING!!! This is your first and ONLY warning. Heed what I said on Emily, so…here the fuck we go

#GJ Heads up : I might end up doing TL smut And if y’all can’t act right about it, then, it’ll be strictly in DM’s I don’t do TL smut anymore for a few reasons. One of them being I don’t need or want any peanut gallery commentary Anyone who fails to heed the following will be blocked Cont’d :

NO peanut gallery comments. I don’t need running commentary from folks outside of the SL Don’t whine about it. I already warned you it might happen, so, mute me if need be. But if I get any sort of whining pushback, your fault for not heeding the warning Don’t come and tell me how I should or ~

~ shouldn’t write. I’m fairly decent at smut, I try not to make shit too flowery. But I don’t need someone beta reading my smut K, thanks, if it happens, don’t say I didn’t warn any of ya

Nine years ago, we said “I do” Nine years ago, I took your last name Nine years ago, I married the sweet-faced boy who grew up to become the man I now call my husband I love you so much. More than I can ever put into words Happy anniversary, @pavedwithsalvation.bsky.social 🩵

Can’t forget about the presents! I made the cupcakes

Nine years of marriage Nine years ago today, we said “I do” Nine years ago today, she took my last name I fall more and more in love with her every single day. I couldn’t have asked for a better wife I love you, @hidinginhereyes.bsky.social 💜

EmilyTheVigorous posted on Instagram, tagging GeorgeTheValiant ❦ — ❝ Throwback photos of my husband in honour of tomorrow being our ninth wedding anniversary This sweet-faced boy was the Prince Charming little me always dreamt about. My best friend ended up being the man of my dreams 🩵 ❞

#GJ This is being retconned because I’m NOT about to go back and redo this whole thing just to fix ONE little plothole This was written before I decided to make Emily a Hayley face

❦ — ❝ What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me ❞ — SL with @hidinginhereyes.bsky.social

GeorgeTheValiant posted on Instagram, tagging EmilyTheVigorous Chosen music : music.apple.com/ca/album/lov... ❦ — ❝ The love of my life 💜 ❞

The cat’s name is Theodore and I’m giggling because that’s one of my friend’s names www.instagram.com/reel/DLFk3kE...

My wife made me a fan of this creator. I love that she’s a fellow Italian 🤌🏻 She’s right about an Italian woman’s temper. My Nonna’s, may they both rest peacefully, terrified me when they were angry vt.tiktok.com/ZSDMa4Uyf/

I was just going through my Facebook and I found these photos of my wife when she was younger Wasn’t she an absolute cutie? She’s still a cutie, but, she was an even bigger cutie back then (( NON ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS AND MINORS DO NOT INTERACT, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED ))

@claireebenson.bsky.social Please remove your like from my post. This is a role play account and I have a VERY specific rule If you’re not an RP account, do not interact. I’ve already blocked you on a couple of my accounts. Stop interacting with me

#GJ Noticed some errors in the starter. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

❦ — ❝ You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin' to ya ❞ — Starter for @herplasticsmile.bsky.social

The most beautiful woman who has ever existed I don’t know what I did to deserve this ethereal Goddess of a woman She’s put up with my shit since we were kids. To think, I almost caused the demise of our relationship before we got to the altar I’m glad that didn’t end up happening

GeorgeTheValiant posted on Instagram ❦ — ❝ I need a gangsta To love me better Than all the others do To always forgive me Ride or die with me That's just what gangsters do ❞ — Photo credit goes to my wife

My wife has discovered Jay Renshaw, aka the guy who plays Chit Ever since she discovered him, she keeps randomly saying “Do it, lady!” ( *NON ROLEPLAY, MINORS, AND LEWD ACCOUNTS DO NOT INTERACT YOU WILL BE BLOCKED )

𝔏𝔞𝔴 𝔗𝔯𝔞𝔣𝔞𝔩𝔤𝔞𝔯 Underground 𝔖𝔲𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔬𝔫 𝔒𝔣 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥. Stitching up fighters for 𝔅𝔲𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔡 𝔗𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢. One Piece Modern AU | Independent Portrayal. Mature Content | MDNI #Reckless

❦ — ❝ For the faith, for the way of the sword ❞ — Solo's

❦ — ❝ Come and tell their story again ❞ — Ongoing SL's

❦ — ❝ They've been abandoned by their lords ❞ — Miscellaneous

❦ — ❝ Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation ❞ — Character info && rules for interacting

❦ — ❝ In the name of His glory ❞ — Headcanons

❦ — ❝ Castel Sant' Angelo is waiting ❞ — Layouts && Aesthetics

EmilyTheVigorous posted on Instagram ❦ — ❝ You go down just like Holy Mary ❞