You melt my heart like all this mozzarella on this pizza. *And thank you for the pizza.

There's no crying in baseball...unless your brother catches a ball FOR you. *ok I'm crying again.

Donald Trump is the most hated man on Earth! Retweet if you believe this to be true!

A scallion is just so bougie~ Said the old white onion.

I'm very inclusive, I like all kinds of cookies. I do not descriminate.

I like first ladies that don't need a press conference to deny being part of a sex trafficking ring.

Listen Bluesky I want to disappear for a bit too. I get it.

Pulls plug on Bluesky, waits for 30 seconds, plugs it back in... *Still nothing

Bluesky down. *This is a test of your weekly network checking visibility.

That one post of yours made me laugh outloud! *Just for that I'm going to follow you.

Adds Iran Lego movies to Bingo card. *This is fun.

Should be part of his next test.

Adding... I am a doctor, a red cross doctor to my BINGO card.

People who check plates and bowls for lead=good. People who report that on the internet =great. Store that sells leaded dishes= not good, Home Goods.

Imagine having the gall to say you're depicting yourself as a doctor; a red cross doctor ~when all you are is just a simple McDonald's hamburgler.

Lighting bolt, come do your thing.

Reminder to Frumpy: the internet is forever. Take down any amount of your Truth Social posts, we'll keep the receipts.

If there were any chance of heaven at all...attacking the Pope of all people will put you on a fast track Straight to hell. *That's just my take.

My birthday just passed. I'm older than dirt. I'm ok with that. There's a drink and piece of cake for me. Life, just now made better.

Contemplating which streaming services I have to cancel so I can watch baseball and not go broke.

Hey don't bother me, I'm watching the re-entry/splashdown of Artemis II, *also I'm reliving my childhood from the first moon landing.

I'm currently chilling the champagne, I've got a feeling.

Cue the white coats, Grandpa is currently on an excursion. *frontal temperol lobe trip

Pink Floyd + Artemis II = Dark Side Of The Moon. *rock on cool people.

Happy Easter everyone have a blessed day no matter how you celebrate. Always remember the president is still a liar.

Checking in to see if there was any big beautiful news yet.

Daddy I dumped my car... *Tiger calling Trump after his accident.

Bye Felicia and you Pam Bondi...byeeee

Pam Bondi has been evicted from the Big Brother House

MARKED SAFE from being a fool yesterday. How about you?

Artemis II, Epic. *That is all.

Only an April Fool would watch Trump's address on t.v. tonight.

Some people cross dress and could be a bitches husband. *karmic comedy next SNL skit.

Can you be Happy? *You know...the way Lindsey Graham with a bubble wand in Disney is happy!

A crazily unconstitutional effort to seize control of elections from states by seeking to have the USPS put in place rules to ban the transmission of mail-in ballots that don't form to standards the Trump admin puts into place and for people the Trump admin hasn't verified as a citizen.

Ever wonder when you're tracking a package, that it's always 10 stops Away? *ok just me.

If you say but-in, or mit-in when you speak, you're not cute. In fact, you sound illiterate and silly. *The words are button and mitten.

Tiger is just a simple drug addicted person, he needs help before he kills someone or himself. *Take away his license,get him treatment, and let him do some time.

When the world's full of stress they steal a truck with tons of Kit Kat bars. *give them a break.

Protest it like it's hot.

Families that protest together, stay together.

Tiger might have some great shots, but he needs to leave that driver thing alone. *needs a new caddy

Happy No Kings Day.

Make art, Not war.

Go make good trouble today.

Every single word.

But think about Diddy's music...uh... bye Usher. *Whaaat?

My profile picture is one year old now, and I could care less. You?

It's all starting to unravel like a badly crocheted baby blanket. *and I'll be here for it.