Rate the pickup names 🔥 #compsplatoon

Ngl when I saw the art drawn for Egoist winning Kings Cup I popped the fuck off, so glad they did it again for this event. Hope they continue this trend for future events

@ sblast people better than me is it better to have the last sub be QR or sub power (or does it lowkey not matter) #compsplatoon

Broken weapon training arc starting strong Might even push X rank zones/tc

ranked some weps based on if I'd like to see removed in S4. didn't do everything bc too much effort. if you disagree then idk yell at me

Leaning towards 1 what do we think

WILL BE GIVING THE SLOPPIEST KISS (platonic) KISS TO WHOEVER MAKES P+ MARIO FIRST

everything i touch seems to get nerfed so i'm picking up sblast and saving this game if it works my next target is painbrush

Never let bro play SQ again 💀 #compsplatoon

All I’m saying is I made the right choice not picking Frye Ok thanks for the snails byyyyyye

Thank god fest over bruh I’m so tired of this dogshit mode

Yeah I am NOT doing this shit myself lol Anyone on team friends wanna run open and match shit for synergy bonus so I can get to ruler faster LMAO #splatoon3

Lowkey need to get three people on team friends to match weapons/gear/species cause I do NOT want to play fest for any longer than I have to

Who the fuck on the dev team thought it would be remotely ok to bring back a bunch of SR gear from S2 and NOT INCLUDE THIS BANGER are you FUCKING serious

Ok but seriously what’s even the point of having a parry function if it LITERALLY DOESN’T WORK what the FUCK game

I missed you too Splatoon

S4 needs a separate queue for parties so these mfs stop ruining my games

Went from a shitty div 8 Splatoon player to a shitty 0-2 Smash player lmao my fault oomfs

Imma be so fr I have run out of shit to talk about here since I started playing more P+ and RoA2 since I don’t think anyone would gaf or know what I’m talking about LMAO Maybe I need to go back to complaining about S3

Happy (late) birthday to @g8spl.bsky.social :p

19 :)

Dude I turn 19 tomorrow where the fuck did the year go man

Bring back the damn Wii menu bru I’m sick of this soulless Switch shit

Rivals 2 hard :/ I want my Mario back man

Why is my Lox better than my Zetter/Olympia…

How do I upload Rivals 2 clips when both OBS and Steam Game Capture run the gameplay at like 2 fps #Rivals2

Everyone’s such a fucking masher in this damn game holy fuck we are ultimate players in disguise out here

Who the fuck thought that REQUIRING you to win 4 times to determine your rank in Rivals was a good idea

Can I mute tags on here or nah

Btw if you’re one of those people complaining about no raiders in the direct I implore you to play other video games, I PROMISE you there is more to life than Splatoon

Saw a comment saying that splatoon raiders was gonna be the new prime 4 and I think I just lost the remaining braincells I had left

Told ya

Rivals 2 might be one of the most poorly optimized video games I've ever played in my fucking life. Lowest graphic settings possible + a potato pc mod still isn't enough to reach 60fps, and every match starts at below 30. Why the fuck do I need a billion dollar pc to play P+ but bad

Please don’t fall for the “hey someone’s impersonating you” scam in 2025 we’re smarter than this

Tried edit/zap/pro/dread Edit feels awful for me Zap is boring Pro went ok I’ll use it here and then Dread was lowkey peak this gun is really fun

+2 frames to machine aswell

Ok I’m tired of playing aggro shit someone suggest a good support wep for me to play

I should honestly make videos about competitive Mario vs Luigi online, this game is really underrated as a team game imo

omega core

Made this 🧵 on the shit site abt how I think abt 1-mode tournies (i think we should do that) and ig I’ll put it here too If you want me to clarify something then let me know so we can have a civil conversation instead of whatever the fuck they doing over there

Is it just me or is neo machine really bad even if you pick it vs roller/carbon to mark them? Idk I feel like if you spend the whole game throwing sensors to find sharks you still get rolled vs actual weapons even if they’re marked. Think it’s better to be bucket and have someone swap to vds or smth

Ok maybe this comp is too weak at fighting idk, why is sploosh 7 so fucking weird man

Made Flareon (very poorly)

How do I up my sensitivity in Mario Paint bro this is TOO slow

alone with my thoughts

What shoes go best with Cooler Jacket? Can’t really find something I like

I bought S2 because Smashy Bros’s net was fuckin garbage lmaoooo

put a bit more thought into this theoretical comp, idk how good any of it actually is since i kinda can't test comps with a weapon that doesn't fucking exist yet #compsplatoon

cheating because i put the same kit twice but this shit's a rainmaker only gun so idk man, i don't want other weaker/less fun specials on this and splat bomb's just good on it idc if we got too many splat bomb weps if the 7 doesn't get this kit i will do unspeakable things on August 8th, 2028