Eek what do I choose, I’m next!!!

“Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein”, “Abbott and Costello Meet the Wolfman”… Can’t just ONCE Abbott and Costello meet a nice guy, settle down and raise a family??!

Like most folks, my first concert was “Sesame Street on Ice.” I remember I was so excited, I couldn't wait to tell my coworkers all about it the following day

Joined this site to write more frequent jokes, yes, but MOSTLY because @timplatt.bsky.social let me know that friends were saying kind words about me on here… I sincerely pray the military never learns I am susceptible to this particular tactic.

Just had one last thing on my to-do list today.