Who up watching good films? Any enjoyers of good films out there?

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This has been scientifically deduced and peer reviewed.

I reckon if I start tomorrow, in 3 years time I'll have said enough crazy bullshit to be sitting across a table from Alex O'Connor, and I could reach across that table with a razor and shave off his mustache myself

Instead of @ ing grok, just @ me instead. I'm not great but I'll try my best

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bitches hate me cos my brain beautiful

"Lidl does, like, cultural stuff, y'know what I mean?"

gotta get me some inimitable footwear

Calling a animal a dog and treating it like a dog when it is eminently not a dog might be one of the most well crafted and reliable bits we've yet constructed as a species

Guy posting on the male hair loss subreddit: "Bros, is it over for me?" (Normal mature hairline) The replies: "SHUT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!"

Been watching a lot of @galacticbinman.bsky.social and @automobilistic.com recently. good videos, good research, good voices. you should watch them too Binman link: youtube.com/@intergalact...

Sorry, Mr. President, there's nothing we could do. The new Chinese stealth has I-frames.

Thank you, Jeff Porcaro, for inventing "mogging" for the back cover of Toto's debut album.

Please be so careful about what you eat. Yesterday, I ate a big kebab and I woke up with no concept of time. My story could happen to you.

I wish all people who trade in scratched discs at CeX A very FUCKING DIE

I smirked, briefly thinking I had defied this assertive theory. Alas...

Class 91 my beloved

Hmm. This is going to be a much bigger job than I thought. I shall have to rethink my angle of approach.

I'm high off that Polish ferrofluid. Gonna play Steely Dan at the function

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Don't trust NOBODY with a firstname surname or ESPECIALLY a surname firstname. Vibes are fucked. Like a bodysnatcher trying to piece together a real name.

Got stummy hurt. I must poast through the pain. Must be funny to distract myself. Must do a foghorn leghorn bit or some shit. Must-

If we get Geordie Greep in Death Stranding 2 I think the entire literallymeisphere would be at risk of flaming out from pushing too far. The rhetoric would be too powerful, the ideology too sublime. It'd be peak, tho.

Sending Jack back to the 60s and watching him get dismembered and eaten alive by a rabid megachurch crowd for trying to explain the plot of "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (1986)

Idk about you but my top evil villain team goes FEATHERS MCGRAW FEATHERS MCGRAW FEATHERS MCGRAW FEATHERS MCGRAW FEATHERS MC-

My horribly traumatised war-veteran DnD character: "It's been rough, but I think the worst is finally behind us..." Me and the DM knowing his ass is NOT in the coffee shop AU:

Picked up twilight princess where I left off nearly a decade ago. MAN did some dots connect about why some of you are the way you are.

> go to local gig > Opening act comes on > "Hi my name's _____ and I make sad songs"

Don't have spotify but seeing as everyone else id doing it, appreciate my supreme and unrivaled taste in music. That's what's most important this Christmas season.

Jacob Collier the kinda guy to ask his friend if he'll be okay if he smokes a cigarette and drinks a bud light at the same time. And it would actually fuck his shit up. And he'd write a song about it and it'd go "take me ʰᶦᵍʰ, take me ₗₒ𝓌, I'm lost in the undertooooow"

Wow dude sick looking Renault 12

So do I get isekai'd when I come into contact with the truck or do I, like, actually get hurt? I've never broken a bone before and I'm scared.

*grabbing and shaking jaguar* "STOP TRYING TO BE BMW. YOU ARE NOT AND NEVER WILL BE. STOP TRYING TO APPEAL TO A CUSTOMER BASE YOU WILL NEVER APPEAL TO." Play into the bank-robber history. The caddish-ness. The gay-coded British villain from every action movie ever. Be a brand for villains.

SURF'S UP (2007) IS GOOD!!! YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME!!! IT'S PREMISE IS UNIQUE AMONGST ANIMATED MOVIES AND ALLOWS FOR INTERESTING SHOTS AND ENTERTAINING CHARACTER MOME- [I am dragged off by black suited men]

Feel like planting various small charges on the foundations of a building on stream and then letting chat vote on which charge detonates would do numbers

managed to avoid it but I just caught my first Christmas song in public. It's the fucking band aid one. This is Christmas is gonna suck ASS

Come to northern England. We have

It's tough being a high-functioning sleepyhead...

[Jazzy noir piano, sombre saxophone] Room trashed, there was a struggle. The victim went in with someone else, the killer broke in, and our John met his maker. The victim had no trousers on, but clearly hadn't climaxed. I had to find the prostitute with the worst damn head game in town...

You AND your plastic cup of cheap Chardonnay can fuck RIGHT OFF to Rubesville!!1!!1!

Microdosing lead

Book: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Movie: The Grand Budapest Hotel Album: Geordie Greep - The New Sound TV Show: Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

I'd be a great protagonist in a horror movie the way I don't use the information available to make decisions for the immediate future