From @optaanalyst.optajoe.com: NEW RECORD - 4 points is the highest achieved by sex offenders in a single day in a World Cup since 1966 when such statistics started to be measured. #partey #cr7 #fifawc2026

That was toilet #ENGvGHA

What? Concede a goal after 13 seconds?

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Crowd are singing the break from Slow Ride by Beastie Boys 👏👏👏👏

Jed Spence

Madueke is the English Savinho. Not impressed

Big cheers for Beckham when he appears on the screen. 1) why are they not singing who the fucking hell are you? 2) what are they even doing looking at the big screen when there’s a game on? Stupid Americans

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Ceferin, Beckham, Terry and Partey at same game. Like Football ISIS

Jordan Ayew must be 40 at least

I had never heard of Spence, Konsa or Madueke until two weeks ago Keen to see how they play

I love Semenyo just the way you are!!!!

Lee Dixon says everyone who loves football will enjoy seeing Ronaldo score But he didn’t say everyone who loves football will be unhappy to see Uzbekistan’s banger ruled out

Me when I went to Morrisons earlier

Following a great City tradition of clearing it off the line at the last moment

Khusa needs to snap him

What a knob. That celebration almost as cringe as the Norwegian rowing

All these so called boffins going on about climate change #TefalHead

Hottest place ever been is Nullabor Desert. Drove WA to SA in 2000.

I wonder if Lucy Worsley would like to come on a date with me Possibly a walk round the park with ice creams, or a visit to an artisan tea shop

KitTok — Tuesday, 23-06-2026 👕 📅 1 ✅ ❌ 2 ✅ ❌ 3 ✅ ✅ 💡 Year Hint: Not Used 🔥 Win streak · 9 I scored 30 pts (16 team 14 year). Can you beat my score? #KitTok @kittok.co.uk Play: www.KitTok.co.uk

I have/had an Iraqi uncle called Kasim Arafat. My dad’s sister met him in Baghdad in 70s. They split up early 80s maybe. Not sure if he’s still alive, Last saw my cousins maybe 2012

So magnificent facial furniture on the Iraqi players. Fine foliage

Ou est Cherki encore? Tres mauvais

Rodri’s goal v Villa 2022 was better

Grown up American adults whooping and acting like 9 year olds whenever a camera is put in their face Why are they so excitable?

Not mentioned the Disgrace of Gijon yet.

Worst Argentinian skipper display since the captain of the Belgrano

Massive LOLs. Serves commentator right for brownnosing Messi

Two posts yesterday both with likes in DOUBLE figures I think I might be an influencer.

My top tip for Blue Skyers today is drink hot tea. It cools you down!!!

Don’t think any Labour leader will ever succeed. Think it’s just big businesses calling the shots, convincing working class that immigrants, and not the rich, are the problem

KitTok — Monday, 22-06-2026 👕 📅 1 ✅ ✅ 💡 Year Hint: Not Used 🔥 Win streak · 8 I scored 32 pts (16 team 16 year). Can you beat my score? #KitTok @kittok.co.uk Play: www.KitTok.co.uk

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Not a clue who the pundiit on ITV is so googled and someone called Lucy Ward who played women’s football in the 1990s. Game was played on park’s pitch then You have to draw the line somewhere. I just don’t think it’s a level of knowledge for such an important tournament

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Lamal first goal was okay and pundits talking like it was Puskas award standard. Am I missing something?

92% of passes completed

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Saudi women team would do better here,

5Live so OTT about Yamal it’s almost creepy

Just watched a movie ‘Flavia’ - it’s meant to be a kids’ movie but the plot is more complicated than a clue on 3-2-1

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Do they still sell Um Bongo (Uk, not only the jungles of Congo

Without googling, what creature is Penfold?

Japan coasting here

Good second half that. I did enjoy it

Footy hipster central but Copa 90 how a brilliant series on this World Cup. Latest travelogue was from Uzbekistan, off to Cape Verde next

Ach schade 😂