Ugly scenes at the Etihad here. Put your top on, you’re a bloody pensioner youtube.com/shorts/g64dj...

Wouldn’t mind a job as a snooker referee. It looks really easy. You get ravey davey white gloves too

Chinese lads, eh? Coming over here winning all our bloody snooker titles. Thought Brexit would stop all this. We want our snooker back #WhosSnookerOurSnooker

Vlog on Salford youtu.be/DB-EJod0FUY?...

Hands up if you support the biggest beneficiaries

That will do #CHEvARS

Palace fans are such fannies. Some bloke not watching the penalty, and then some woman with stupid boom glasses on Like Mr Tumble’s fucking birthday party

So now there’s a 12:00 Sunday kick off? I struggle for 14:00 ATM so no way make that on a Sunday at Etihad. Clock ticking on season ticket. Just asking too much now

Bring back British Rail www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It’s 03;17 and my mind is racing about an incident last week. So annoyed I get affected & things impact me like this <sticks City goals on to distract from negative thoughts>

Tyler Adams 😍

@profanity.accountant can I have my report please

Watching live football in the ground or at home at 21:25 on a Saturday night is fucking wrong

Leeds complained after game because of Pep’s team team after Donnerumma was “injured”

I’m sorry. How did he base his opinion on the pie then? It’s look? @jslovechild.bsky.social

23 years since we lost George Harrison. His shocked and stunned comment on hearing of Lennon’s death is the greatest banter possibly ever

Stepped in a puddle in my Forest Hills and both are filthy plus Nudie turn ups NOT ACCEPTABLE

Looking for a statement performance after past week. This wasn’t it. Only positive was the three points #MCIvLEE

If a family is travelling with small kids, you reserve train seats. You don’t sit in the forward table window seat I purposely booked six weeks ago Now sat elsewhere wondering if I will be turfed out of backward airline seat I now occupy

City fan with a southern accent going on about City DNA within earshot What a trumpet

Talking to a Buckingham FC striker making his way to Winslow for game What a polite young fella

Is there a better way to spend bus ride to station than boshing out a bit of Barry?

Seen a job with a charity called the Humane League. Might apply and if rejected will reply “don’t you want me?” #PhilTalking #TrainToSpain #VoiceofBuddha

Fascinating Horror channel on YT 5/5 Loads of different 10 minute videos of disasters. Binge watch loads in a row

“Wait til the oil runs out and the Sheikh gets bored, buys a Formula One team instead”

My captain

Movie Fall on iPlayer 4/5. If you are scared of heights, then it will have you behind the sofa

Blur - that cheese nonce is a bit up himself, eh?

Common People reminds of Tuesday nights at the Blue Night in Derby. What a club that was *just googled it and it is still open

Which restaurant do we fancy?

Vin hot>Mulled Wine

In 1970s, if I asked my Dad where Mum was, he would always say she’s run off with the milkman Anyone else’s mum run-off with the milkman?

Know it’s controversial but Coldplay’s Parachutes was brilliant when it came out I had a flat in Coogee in NSW, and played it to death

@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social 👀

When they say everything works out in the end, it doesn’t.

And his name is Arne Slot

Walking through the concrete hellcape that is my local town, noticed the early morning light hitting the Tower of Power council offices. Looked kinda cool

Boshed out correct Vaughan Williams answer whilst others flailed helplessly Take that, Oxford boffins #UniversityChallenge

Posh Oxford University alumni can’t identify Ipswich and Oldham Athletic badges. How culturally frigid you have to be to not know those? #UniversityChallenge

Tax people who wear boot cut jeans

Tax people who talk abou tax on Blue Sky

BlueSky getting a bit too politicky for mr. I want cats, booing Everton fans and nonleague only

Walking through the concrete hellcape that is my local town, noticed the early morning light hitting the Tower of Power council offices. Looked kinda cool

Note #FarnboroughFC boss quit. Truly #nonleague silly season, they’re 22/24 in NLS.

A poem. I call it Savinho: Watching football as a Bert I’m amazed he wears a City shirt Savinho This player can’t even cross Why he’s here, I’m at a loss Savinho This season he’s even worse I wish that he had signed for Spurs Savinho

Signing a top player from Italy is not the big deal it used to be I mean McTominay, a bloke who couldn’t get into a shit United team is the best player in that league #Reijnders

McCoist says Leverkusen were excellent. But they had 2 shots and stuck 10 men behind the ball. You’re wrong Ally, they played boring anti-football. Only one team playing positive football

So frustrating

Thinking which City player is most likely to hit a teammate? I reckon Khusanov or Donneeuma

@matthump.bsky.social how are you Matt? Little bit since I’ve spoken to you. Still getting out and about?