Josh Allen continues to be a Ridiculous Person. That is all.

That game was PREPOSTEROUS

“Never in doubt,” says Mike Tomlin

obviously no one can fault the Cowboys for failing to defeat the unstoppable New York Giants

I am not sure how close AI super-intelligence is when my iPhone insists on *erroneously* correcting “you’re” to “your” on all of my texts

I think the low-key funniest part of the LOTR films is when Saruman literally accuses of Gandalf of smoking too much weed I’m not making this up

the Comedy Gods love us www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

so you’re saying we’re facing a whale of a problem

Sometimes the correct answer is the obvious one:

hot takes about dumb fads that will never take are one of my favorite things, thank you for asking

for those who don’t believe in capital punishment, what about for people who leave their grocery cart sideways across the aisle

I won’t say it I won’t say I won’t I HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS! www.forbes.com/sites/antoni...

It *amazes* me that fancy business people get away with saying inane stuff like this. I‘ve always thought the best rejoinder is to respond with something equally preposterous like, “My long term goal is to reign over a Galactic Empire with laser-sword wielding monks as my praetorian guard.”

I watch an incredible amount of Hallmark-style holiday romcoms (most recently “Christmas at the Catnip Cafe”) and I regret nothing

If the President of the United States can fall asleep on camera at Cabinet meetings, I don’t see why I can’t at faculty meetings

I feel like soup should be more popular than it is

It’s important to work together even with people you vigorously disagree with, which is why I’d like to announce I’m willing to co-author a paper with someone who eats boneless chicken wings

I’m Gen X. We launched the Internet & partied during the “holiday from history“ ‘90s, & then…weathered the DotCom crash, Bush v Gore, 9/11, the War on Terror, the Great Recession, the rise of Trump, & the pandemic. All while dealing w whiny Boomers. We’re ballers. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/t...

so you mean it turns out she’s an embarrassingly witless cretin what a surprise

I unapologetically and unironically love Thanksgiving Week. We are on earth for a short while, and we don’t spend nearly enough of it enjoying merry times with loved ones.

others have focused on the potential consequences of the Halligan invalid appointment and case dismissal news but I’d like to focus on the fact that it’s hilarious

I’ve said it before and will again. Even if you *hate* Star Wars, you should still watch Andor from start to finish. It’s amazing. And this fantastic speech isn’t even in the top 3 speeches in the series!

spicy beef pho is always a good experience my sinuses are so open right now

things more enjoyable than reading this passage: root canal bullet ant sting getting squashed by falling debris devoured by Sarlacc

Bannon’s gotta be the best case of Sometimes You Should Judge A Book By Its Cover in history www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Unanimous MVP — four times! The mind boggles. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

I applaud this development, because Senators are a historically obscure and disadvantaged group who lack voice, power, and influence

1-Went to Prince Street Pizza in Dallas. 50+ minute wait (standing in line) on a Sunday at 3:30 pm. Not close to worth the wait.

can’t believe no one has thought of this before

might not be relevant but Bannon looks like an overweight Morlock

would the result have been same if he’d thrown a hot dog www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...

Rudy Giuliani robbed AGAIN

I get that I’m an uber-dork but I’ve long thought that an X-Files reboot (Aliens! Deep State Conspiracy! Internet Sleuthing! Sexy Deadpan Leads!) with a fresh cast would be perfect for the 2020s. So: YAY!

Perhaps the greatest single game performance in baseball history: www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

excellent, I can’t even remember the last time we needed doctors who specialized in diseases

bravo, everybody hates medical research that helps children

Some people say America is unrecognizable but the Jets are horrendous so at least some things haven’t changed

have they considered using AI to come up with a way to make money

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I was thrilled when Poch was hired to manage the USMNT. But his tenure has been deeply troubling. The World Cup is nine months away and we look awful.

How A Fumble By His Running Back And Several Drops By His Top Receiver Show Dak Is Not Elite by OnlineMoron

Today is what the scientists tell us is the official beginning of autumn: NFL Opening Day! I look forward to the Cowboys‘ pending championship season.

Ah yes, August 1. Happy Flustered Professors’ Day to all who celebrate!

The information transmission rate in podcasts (& news videos found on traditional news outlets) is so low that I can’t get into them. People speak much slower than I can read, plus podcasts have no editors to trim the fat. I’m an old man shouting at clouds, but you gotta be true to yourself.