Woke up today and found some new friends! What’s up homies?

My dryer lint vs goth gf dryer lint can you spot the difference?

Trying to sell all these old clothes is a pain in the BUTT.

Just up at 1am making pickles like a normal person. On my porch harvesting dill in the dead of night. Like a normal person.

Finally did a new bass cover! I'm so weird when I have to actually intentionally record something. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsjK...

My new favorite game is to look up “handcrafted” items on Etsy and then reverse image search and see how many of them are drop shipped trash also on Amazon. I’ll give you a hint: it’s most of them.

I made homemade pizza dough and made a really tasty pizza!!

Squad.

Me n Lexi were walking our dog and see our neighbors have a “hate has no place here” sign out front and we look at each other and are like…’did they put that out there for us??’’ I don’t remember that sign being there last year before we moved in lmao

The doxycycline is in. Please do not mess my body up 😭😭😭

They said it couldn’t be done. They said I didn’t have what it takes but I’ve proven them all wrong. I got Lyme disease a second time! 😎

I still REALLY want a viable alternative to Instagram UGH

A few photos I didn’t put on Instagram. Sunday was really nice!

I’m getting better at this whole bread thing. Is it time to level up to sourdough??

Sometimes my dog looks like a Jim Henson creature

It’s been a while since I drew anything sheesh I am RUSTY

After the subathon I didn't speak a single word for 48 hours and it was AMAZING. Highly recommend

Somehow I randomly get the twitch streamer musician guy at the Apple Store lol

I’m sorry but there is simply no straight explanation for this

I genuinely want good things for all of you

I will never financially recover from this.

I resent being advertised to constantly and I really don’t want to be part of that culture. It’s hard to navigate what I do and not accept sponsorships or anything like that.

Breadsky They got a little flat on top but they taste so good

I strongly believe that I should be allowed to bite whomever I want whenever I want. Also I should be allowed to bite objects as well. Let me be freeeeeee

butts

When people ask what I do for a living:

Every day I wake up and wonder how on earth people are still using Facebook and twitter.

I’m here to spread some serious truth: honey flavor DayQuil is the most vile shit I’ve ever ingested. DO NOT BELIEVE ITS LIES

My best friend says I’m wife pilled lmao

Maybe having distinct points in the day where it is phone time or computer time or whatever is good actually and breaks from constant noise is helpful??? I dunno

Why does turning off my phone for a few hours and just doing a single thing with my whole mind feel like I’ve accomplished some Herculean task?

Fr tho pickling stuff rules. I’m sitting here eating a damn head of cabbage.

Pickle EVERYTHING.

Wegovy sounds like a shitty monster from a 1983 text based rpg game on MS DOS.

Spread my wisdom to the masses!! You are my apostles!

Hot take #1: worms are kinda cute, they do that wiggly thing, so majestic

I wanna be popular on social media just so I can force thousands of people to see my hot takes about worms and goblins.

I really gotta find an alternative to Instagram…

We raised about $1100 tonight for friends who lost their home in the LA fires and I am so grateful and glad to have such an awesome community 😭😭😭

I like to confuse the YouTube algorithm by looking at makeup tutorials and then immediately watching episodes of Survivorman.

What’s up with chicken breasts these days? Why we got these double D birds with boobie honkers out here? Can we just have a normal chicken please I can’t deal with this shit.

I love going through periods of not checking Instagram and seeing the increasingly desperate and unrelated notifications it gives me to get me to look at the app.

Clothing and hairstyle models should have to be unattractive so we know if the clothes and hairstyles are actually cool or if the person is just hot and can pull off anything

Sometimes I miss being a comic artist I never had to show my face or leave my house or dress nice or deal with my life in any way whatsoever. It is also possible that was the major depression…

Why am I suddenly getting Instagram ads for bras to make small boobs look bigger???? Like…come on man

And for the blue sky homies, check it out! New bass cover just dropped! Wowee!! Wake the Wild and My Friend Catie put together a jam on this one the bassline is SO GOOD www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q713...

Trying to draw again with pencil and paper is haaard. I’ve been using digital stuff forever but I don’t want to sit at my computer anymore ever

Say hello to Rufus T. Bartleby the III !! My newest pixel art! He's a Troll who runs Any Tavern in a Storm. This was so much fun to make! Character credit to @ultravioletriot.bsky.social

Me after the last three weeks or so.

Y'all we gotta bring back calling people "buttheads". People stopped saying it and now there's a disturbing amount of buttheads in the world. Here's a cool chart I made.