My wife? Also top 1% of vaginas

Rhythm Nationalism 1814

The American League sucks and maybe we can start yelling it after Red Sox/yankee media shoved AL supremacy down our throats for like 15 years. That’s right, it’s 1904, I’m John McGraw and I’m starting league wars again

Is there a bird flying around the flyers stadium?

Think he thought he was gonna pass that. Oof.

3-3 at LA and SD? I’ll take it!

Oh well! At least you tried!

Great work Shaw! (Not!)

Oh no!!! What a pass! Ooooof

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

This is actually what happens to your brain when you watch WWE

He already did you dopes

Flyers gotta history of being unable to find pucks in big playoff moments

Oh my god goal

Carlson was a regular high school sports writer in lake county for the herald in the 90s. RIP

The videos all look weird. Like every one. At every angle.

Guy running in trying to k*ll the president. Smdh. Obviously Never saw Reggie Jackson in Naked Gun. Gotta be inconspicuous!

The press is all stuck there and gets to sit while Trump blames them for the violence and hate he receives. Marks

He was already shot at before? Who’s stunned? Idiots?

Good pick tbh. Just unfortunate they haven’t shored up their biggest need AT ALL. They got destroyed on the ground ALL YEAR.

I really wanted Denis Sutton. He goes to the pack. Wow. Well, I’m upset about that

Cubs are pitching rolison but the oilers are struggling in goal which makes me think of roloson which is the type of hockey/baseball crossover only us rejects think about

The oilers only future hope is hiring known culture adjuster Jeff blashill

I’m barely paying attention to the cubs this weekend. They probably get swept. Just stay healthy for next week

Bears 28th in yards allowed. 25th against the run, oh well!

Ben is running this draft 1,000% loll

The bears have a substandard front 7. Probably won’t matter tho

Cmon. One more tight end!

For your Hole-a

(I wasn’t overly sold on any remaining interior tackles tbh, even Orange)

I was watching the draft on espn But had to turn on max for nhl playoffs And then realized I should turn on cubs on Apple TV …all of this to say I don’t have the time to turn on the nba playoffs on Amazon prime

Oscar Derp

I’m still stunned. Wtf man. Draft a fucking defensive lineman. I love the genius head coach, but calm his ass down lol

That pick makes ZERO sense

Bears don’t value interior d lineman in this org. That’s been clear these past two years

Pat mcafee eat ass

Lotta 1980s ‘Hey That Guy’ announcing picks at the draft. Big homage to dads everywhere.

NBA playoffs are on prime. No thanks!

Ayyy that’s my old factory!

Can confirm from Chicago Area Grandpas: Love the pick

Been driving all day, love the bears pick. I want McDonald. Bad. Trade both your seconds for him. He’s as good as Banks. A steal imo

There is nothing more helpless in the ‘parents sports watching world’ than watching your son go through a hitting slump. This has just been awful

Kyle gonna hit this to the lake

Lemon, it’s only March 12th, 2020

BUT. WE. MADE. KERCHIEFS!!!

Please don’t microloot it already takes too long to get through these self checkout lanes!

I have an opinion: I think it’s coz it’s easier to find the games than the other leagues. They’re gonna get a bounce these next two years or so

Thinking the reds are an ‘issue’. Not upgrading to ‘a problem’, but an ‘issue’, nonetheless

What in the Huet?!

Seiya has made a couple loud sounds tonight. That’s good