Wait until Patrick Mahomes sees how hard it is to reach Jake from State Farm now that he needs help

The AI Luddite schtick on this app is tiresome. Yes, it’s useful. No, it’s not apocalyptic. Try it, figure out its value in your life, use it or not, move on

I have to imagine this game is making generations of new NFL fans in Madrid

If I knew the Patriots would be wearing D3 college football uniforms tonight, I would have taken the Jets ML

Maybe Bo Nix should just play the 4th quarter, can be the Mariano Rivera of QBs, they can get him a song and everything

Guys, the AWS outage is going to last until Diwali is over because no one else knows how to get it back online

And everyone that made these decisions are still employed by the Mara family

Remember, the Giants couldn’t stand Daniel Jones so much that they made him play defense on the scout team so Tommy DeVito could start at QB and are now paying him to be a superstar for another team. This was a year after they let 2024 OPOY Saquon Barkley walk away.

Great effort, Mets

Maybe if we’re lucky, this will be the last Ryder Cup

I would pay $100 per month for a streaming package that digitally removed Pat McAfee from all shows

Can we fire Brian Daboll please, thank you

I did not expect to be agreeing with the Governor of Utah today but, yes, social media is a cancer

It’s tough to evaluate which NFL pregame show is most annoying but I think FOX has a slight lead so far

CBS trying to get us to care about Unlocked #BB27

The four players the Mets traded for at the deadline have combined for a -0.3 WAR since the trades.

Someone please wake me when Pat McAfee is done screaming into a microphone #homerunderby

Everyone reading WIRED today should subscribe and support one of the only companies doing actual journalism work

Embarrassing look by OKC to have so many of their seats sold to Pacers fans. If you don’t use your tickets for game 7 then why the hell do you have them?

Firing Thibs is why it sucks being a Knicks fan

Knicks came out with the Cancun strategy for the 2nd half

Knicks cover 0 defense somehow not working again

Pacers: 19 passes, 3 guys wide open Knicks: KAT flings it up from the logo, dumb foul Knicks have booked flights to Cancun

I’m going to mutter the names of the Pacers players I hate when I’m going to sleep like Arya in GoT

Maybe the Knicks can book flights to Cancun with a layover in Indianapolis

It’s time to have the conversation about Francisco Alvarez. Are the Mets better off with Torrens (or anyone else) starting?

I had the strangest dream. The Knicks were beating the Celtics by 40. People were celebrating in the streets. Lenny Kravitz was there. Clyde was hugging Timothee Chalamet. Seemed so real.

Thibs challenging up 37. That’s my coach.

Terrible Knicks 2nd half effort Flinging up threes One on three drives No defense No rebounding

If the Celtics ever learn that they can take shots from 2-point range, look out

If it’s taking over 5 minutes to review an out of bounds call in the first quarter, there’s something wrong with your system

Day 3 of the draft and I just spontaneously combusted with excitement over Cam Skattebo

Clearly the Grizzlies firing their coach fixed their culture issues

The Rory experience

If Justin Rose had a caddie that told him that every day was Thursday he’d never lose

I think it’s time to call the Brett Baty experiment a failure

The college basketball review system is so broken

My March Madness dream is to be able to watch a game for 90 seconds without a commercial break

Man, St. John’s basketball is fun to watch

100%

Every Super Bowl ad brief: “Use CGI or AI and just do some crazy shit”

Why hasn’t @mcuban.bsky.social posted since the Luka trade - someone do a wellness check

It might be a good idea for the Mara family to go to Europe for a few weeks

1 I had no idea 2 Mathematics 3 didn’t change it 4 Digital and marketing transformation The internet basically didn’t exist when I went to college, then it became my entire career

THE MARK ANDREWS GAME

Playoff Lamar

NFC North = SEC spidermanpointing.gif