would anyone watch old school style ytps of todays horrible global news headlimes lol "after being bombed, we spoke with residents of Bandar al-Abbas: Gee, it sure is boring around here!" "to which, the President has said, and I quote, I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!"

thanks for driving me, Big Brother! this 10 minute commute is extremely relaxing but makes it difficult for me to generate shareholder value!

"alchemy isn't real" HOW the FUCK do you explain plastics? we take worthless ass random chemicals and do these complex ass processes to make a miracle substance thats EVERYWHERE and makes up .5% of ur brain, and if anything ever goes wrong covers ur whole city under a poisonous smoke???? dag, yo.

hex be upon thee o humble reader

new ytp out lol youtu.be/ppCkER-hd4g real 2010 style so be warned (shit quality video and jokes but without the hate)

enough! my sh1t sails in the morning. i wonder whats for dinner ...

"You may not rest now; there are monsters nearby" I CANT SLEEP BECAUSE ALL I HEAR IS THIS BASTARD STUCK ON THE BAD PIGGIES PLANE LEVEL AT FULL VOLUME IN THE NEXT ROOM

which one of you assholes gave him an ipad now look what hes doing

GotY 2026 idc

another preview of Disconcerted II, this is prolly how the rest of the project is gonna look when im done lol #ytp

i am lightning, the rain transformed #metalgearrising #raiden #metalgear #memes #mgs4 #mgrr

how all these damn companies think we boutta be with our thirsty ass class disparity ass clanker yesmen----whoops i mean LLM Agents

my favorite part of the improved ai google search is that every query now features my realtime location as the first result

genuinely me tryna balance humility and pride

i wanna watch Pulp Fiction and The Shining but i find myself stranded with only a dvd copy of a 2 hour documentary on Ulysses S. Grant i willingly got for some reason

what's that? a blue shell? hex be upon ye, evildoer; begone from my sight, for you are not fit to tread the same earth as me, and may the wickedness of your soul haunt your lineage for an eternity

there are only 3 gay people in video games: gay luigi, gay bowser, and raiden from metal gear gay luigi was tempted by the idea of spaghetti at a picnic, gay bowser left this world, and raiden killed a bisexual, thus inheriting his powers because vamp was also a vampire (who'd a guessed)

playing need for speed for ps3 and the game crashed for like 30 seconds straight at the mere thought of this ps1 ass leaf next to the incredibly well aged early hd graphics

are you tired? have you or a loved one recently considered any of the following: - going the fuck to sleep - going the fuck to sleep - going the fuck to sleep - going the fuck to sleep - all of the above

i realized nobody sees these and so ima keep posting these til im done lol another 60s of disconcerted ii roughly edited (still needs a lot of polish) loll <3 #ytp

one of my favorite slnimals, this gir giraffe can be fought and defeated to receive the nether star item (ily @cs188.bsky.social <3)

over the past week i've come to accept that "guy" is the best pointed insult because it reduces someone to their humblest and most ordinary form and also isnt problematic as a word unless you say it around diehard anglicans i guess. really gotta stress it tho "look at this fuckin GUY" is brutal.

are we ever going to see another jack black octagon YTPMV collab or was that just a relic from before my time that unfortunately gave me hope

as an affront to the human race, a second, extremely compressed preview of disconcerted ii (maybe the last one i post here, gonna disappear for a few weeks while i make this) #ytp

preview of disconcerted ii loll <33 #ytp

this is the version of Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker konami ROBBED from us

"lo, disconcerted ii is underway. all is lost; surely the lord hath forsaken us" - romans 7:17

an indescribably potent rage fills my body because i had the audacity to want to try a new way of using the piston #littlebigplanet

i went through my old photos and was gratified when i saw a bunch of stuff about people i really respected sayin they were dying and remember going "oh shitttt" but then they just didnt die and here they are years later and that is a really nice feeling

this is breaking my brain there aint NO WAY in HELL that's a perfect square.... its wayyy too tall... but its also exactly 6 by 6 grid tiles

in todays issue of "WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS", i try to use the game's built in connectors instead of meticulously crafting my own making my metal gear's cannon #littlebigplanet

living in 2026 is watching my ideas turn from "stoopid buuuut :3" to "financial fucking suicide" in a matter of weeks

reckon this new flasshing is it telling me to connect a joycon but i really cant be all too sure loll

im hesitant to toss my old base switch, even though its screen's completely busted and it can't connect to a dock due to a prior repair, because it can still technically be used to charge joy cons

id recognize that damn shadow anywhere

reality is a fucking simulation.

spent the last mont getting good at the phantom pain time to actually get back into making ytps DESERT SPINGE

theres a specific expression i feel watching a 8 year old youtube segment advertising limited time merchandise that i cant describe nor find parallels to

another hour on my littlebigplanet metal gear my lab has a button you can press that kills an effigy of dr. huey emmerich because strangelove

Honestly we need more pictures like these

no more videos comin out ever becaus guess what ya girl decided was more important ??? :3 gosh i really am becoming dr strangelove

ancient photo of a big ass drug bust (Middle Kingdom era, c. 1900 BCE)

HEARTBREAKING: study suggests potentially over 8 billion people are still living on Earth

tf how come this river has like salt instead of sand for its beaches

the saddest part of being iron man's cousin Sodium Man is that you will never be able to enjoy drinking water or else you will violently explode

flashback to the time i made a keir starmer texture pack for minecraft the day before the election (im not british and had no stake in the election) for no apparent reason

if they do a metal gear delta of guns of the patriots and they bring back the secret rheater and DONT have a scene where they get to the microwave chamber and go "open the pod bay door hal" "I'm sorry, David. I'm afraid I can't do that." i will singlehandedly sterilize earths surface