Oh Lord we gonna rock down to Transgender Avenue And then we'll take it higher

The only upside of the moneyballers' reign is that there are constantly new declarations like "Ohtani is the first player to hit three doubles and strike out 6 or more batters since Hairy Joe Buckslop did it in 1909 playing for the Pensacola Chawbuckets"

The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between.

Dogg if you disrespect my homies' pronouns they're gonna pronouns you dead on arrival

Ah, a book about the making of a Quentin Tarantino film that is surely a conventional fairy tale rooted in Arthurian legend and Celtic folkl ...wait what the FUCK???

Hoes have I, in sundry Counties of the Realm

I am not intimidated by a single person on the internet. No one and nothing on the internet actually matters. What are they going to do, post me to death? That's all they do and they're not even very good at it

My problem with karma is it seems snowball-y. Like, you're a sinful rich man, you're reborn as a poor beggar. You're a poor beggar, you cheat and steal to survive, you're reborn as a slug. Now you're a slug, how the fuck are you supposed to cultivate punya as a slug. How do you dig out of that hole

Centaurs are bugs because they have six limbs

The lobster does not concern himself with correctly implementing the meme

That little fetcher with the earring and the makeup, Yeah buddy, from Seyda Neen That little fetcher got his own silt strider, That little fetcher he's the Nerevarine

Yes. Obviously. Shut the government down, no compromises. Collapse the government completely. Blue states should stop paying federal taxes. Local officials should refuse to obey the federal government and the Supreme Court. States should take over federal projects and seize federal assets by force.

💭Eldar Farseer stuffs herself, contemplates eating another slice of cake. Foresees that she'll burst. Contemplates eating half the slice. Foresees she'll just barely make it. Eats that much. Contemplates eating one more bite Then one more crumb Xeno's Paradoxes herself to within .0001% of rupture

Why didn't Jesus think to add wheels. Was he stupid

Tfw the stochastic terrorism you spent your whole adult life encouraging stochastically terrorizes but wrong

Your likes are browsable just like your bookmarks. The only difference is that liking the post adds to its publicly viewable like count. So what is the point of bookmarks? For when you like a post so much you want to save it, but don't want to actually give it a like...?

People who live in glass yums shouldn't throw yucks

Stargate command when SG2 is jealous of SG1:

Like and RT for more princess animation ! #nsfw #animation

DIG through the ditches and BURN through the chickens and SLAM as a modern-day MENGELE

Dulce ET decorum est? In THIS economy?!

trans rights are human rights Black Lives Matter free Palestine fuck the government hang the fascists kill nazis

ouuugh I think I overdid it, I shouldn't have eaten that kilogram of antimatter...BURRPPP...how many calories was it? Let me check the box...

art is duhkha

Cuz I'm proud to be a degenerate, For at least I know I'm free, And I won't forget the freaks who died To give that right to me And I'll proudly beat off Next to you And remember still today, Cuz there ain't no doubt, I rub these glands, God bless the weird and gay

Under these rules you would be banned from discussing every movie, book, and show that features rape or sexual harassment as a plot element Greek mythology? Right out. "Depict[s] sexual assault or non-consentual acts." Can I post this 18th-century painting? Can I talk about Shakespeare?

It's over for you, Yugi: I play the Race Card to summon Blue-Eyes White Privilege to the battlefield

Are you telling me this bread is in its pan era

I get the anti-creepshots functionality but why does my phone make an artificial camera shutter sound effect when I take a screenshot of my own screen

(Abstract modern art) "Bah, this is worthless. Anybody could have drawn that. My kid could have drawn that." (AI slop) "It's great that anyone can use this technology to create art. It's democratizing the medium. If you disagree, you're privileged."

PROMISED KONGSORT

I don't even know where to start with this galloping bullshit. -"Barely legal" IS LEGAL. WHY HAVE RULES IF COMPLYING WITH THEM ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH -"animal-related." Cow print bikinis are an abomination before the LORD -NON-EXHAUSTIVE. So, "we forbid this, this, this, and ANY OLD GOD DAMN THING"

I support incest games. I support non-con and violent games. I support the right for games with fictionalized abuse of -any- form to exist. the fundamental line in the sand is, "was another, real human being, harmed/abused/had their consent violated"? if that box isnt checked, then i dont care.

If you can mentally justify every gore story with descriptions of gruesomely murdering or ripping people apart because you understand that art about violence doesn’t cause people to enact violence, there is zero reason you can’t extend that logic to *ANY* kind of sex art

Nice, 100 followers! That makes it nice and easy to determine what percentage of them are obvious bots. ... 4%! That's great!

Fairy GF shrinks your cock so she can fit it up her ass But she forgets to shrink your balls or the volume of your ejaculate Shoots off like a round sloshy bottle rocket

The wretched Briton: "Uma Musume Pretty Darby"

Sorceress queen, 500 pounds and still growing, hides her obesity through shapeshifting...only the magic can't eliminate the excess mass, it only compresses it into a svelte woman's body shape. Thrones mysteriously breaking. Strange reluctance to ride horses. Terrified of someone trying to lift her.

I had a dream where I was dating a small bald pale white shapeshifting gremlin woman. She said she was born "I dunno, 16,000 BC or 53 AD or 240 AD." Every time she was supposed to die, she shifted into a new body form instead. She had an incredibly tiny ass but I enjoyed fondling it all the same

" Dragon's crown witch " 🍈🍈 Mouse Draw - Request - Gob's I'm lazy, so I put the goals very wide. I don't believe it for a single second haha # Dragonscrown #nsfw #witch

Drawing Midna (trueform) again. People complain about Imp Midna's complex stone helmet, but I'd rather draw that thing all day of the week than have to reproduce THIS baffling ensemble over and over:

Random image and everything goes wrong in June

I have one kink and I don't love them so much time out in the wilderness and in dark by the time they reached the town and goes around raving and a leather gorget and a leather gorget for the first time in a while he felt like he had the energy to keep going and savored every last second 🤷‍♂️

Jessie Hoopin' A tried and true smuggling tactic goes horribly wrong. For Team Rocket, what else is new? #bellyinflation #fartfetish #analinsertion #teamrocket

Some fantasy adventurer characters I dreamed up for horny kinky purposes! "They are not 'scrimblos,' they are not 'blorbos,' they are not 'oh-sees,' they are CHARACTERS. And if I don't love them, I don't fantasize about them getting railed freaky style." #fantasy #chubby #thicc #catgirl

ZeLink WG: The Hefty Harem Any excuse to put Link in the fuckboy outfit eh Zelda? #legendofzelda #mutualwg #bbw #bhm #weightgain #bellystuffing

Choose Your Malon Progress Vid That's what it's all about baybeeee! #bbw #weightgain #bellystuffing #legendofzelda

Medli the Sailor's Wench All grown up and dummy thicc, Medli welcomes the return of a very special boy who, in the bloom of her impressionable girlhood, repeatedly threw her headfirst into rock walls #bbw #weightgain #thicc #bigboobs #legendofzelda #medli

Really Love Your Peaches Wanna Shake Your Tree Simple thicc Princess Peach dance. No I don't know what I was thinking her hands were supposed to be doing #thicc #princesspeach #booty