friends… it is finished #dragonage | #zevran

It's Neve... Ms. Gallus, if you're nasty ;)

Lucanis in my victorian au. The mysterious person hired him and his family to kill (well, the profession of an assassin is always actual) another assassin who was hired to kill Neve :D #dragonage #lucanisdellamorte

i said i wouldnt play origins again but im lowkey mad af about my low alistair approval the first time and i also kind of want him :/

just had to type ”illario mpreg” into the search bar. i hope you are all happy.

emmy sketch #emmrichvolkarin

i have this fear that i’m going to plagiarize someone else’s fic that i liked even though i would never do that and think its wrong but somehow i fee like my brain will like accidentally retain key details and write them off as my own??

there’s something sick about how bioware made varric unfuckable/unromanceable like…. we could have had it all

The concept of me plotting to romance anders but i havent even recruited isabela and fenris yet #slut #woke

Dragon Age:

that was cool. hope everyone enjoyed me livetweeting me playing da2

Actually, i think the reason why this game is freaking me out so much is bc i got really high beforehand

these companions sure love to yap

oh baby these goofy ahh dialogue options..

why is varric dressed like a pimp

Oh! why does my female mage have the Video Game Sexy Catwoman Walk?!

da II boring af when do i get to fuck the possessed white boy

if i ever get to play inquisition anytime soon i’m prolly just gonna romance blackwall and shut my ass up

“they never talk about the chantry in veilguard” valid criticism but as someone who didn’t grow up religious at all, THANK GOD that whole concept was not interesting to me in any of the games but shoutout

the person who introduced me to dragon age tried to get me into solavellan but now i think i hate it LOL

Why does every DA game have the most unhinged prologue/exposition LMFAOOOOO also not kirkwall being ghetto as hell…

Man I love Cassandra Dragonage

me pressing “female mage” in front of god and bioware for the 4th time

Downloading dragon age II

I really want to draw my drow tav she is so cutie pie (its a long ass braid u just cant see it)

i gen might be high as hell off of a diet coke

Ok so this timestamp tells me i have been gaming on and off for nine hours

i actually have no idea whats going on in bg3…. i broke it off with lae’zel, i was too nice to shadowheart and now she wants to fuck me, astarion then got irritated that shadowheart wants me, meanwhile i’m trying to get gale, but also have a flirtationship with astarion….

They’re saying that if i don’t pick one of these 1,738 modded hairstyles for my tav soon they’re kicking me out of baldur’s gate…

I feel like i can’t consume dragon age content outside of bsky and tumblr bc everyone everywhere else has such bad takes and opinions and i want to individually tell each person why they are wrong and why their comment was stupid

saw my own reflection in my steam deck after playing for like 2 and a half hours nonstop

if bioware was woke they could have just made the dark ritual lesbian sex (its still insane tbf)

origins just being Alistair torture simulator

got to the dreaded dark ritual… well…. thiiiis is awkward

Ok i beat him. But can someone explain why and how i’m still bad at this game WITH THE SKIP BATTLES MOD???

See this is why i fucking hate origins i can’t advance in the game without the COMBAT beating my ass how is that fair at all???? lmao

i’m about to kill the fuck out of loghain sorry he is so annoying

i’m the only person in the world who cannot figure out how to get high alistair approval

I wish i could give morrigan a hug flemeth is so mean

the returning to the alienage part of origins and killing the slaver guy and rescuing papa Tabris endeared origins to me again…. bioware you did One thing right

read a fic where lucanis was not like a Sub Bottom and i actually enjoyed it a lot …

actually when i say i hate solas i’m not referring to the period in inquisition where u just think hes an apostate hobo bc he was kind of funny and cool if he wasnt literally my opp

being bisexual will have u in this situation (yes i have inquisition its just on a ps5)

ugh ok i will download da2 but i will complain about it the whole time even though i think i will enjoy it

I really wish you got to have an individualized faction origin vibe similar to in dragon age *rigins .. mostly bc i’m still so enchanted by Tabris. It should mean something to have a city elf or dalish rook and to be a crow or a grey warden or vj or whatever

the way i want to completely rewrite all of my fics or just make new ones idk

why does modding a steam deck feel like i’m doing advanced code and hacking

i’ll slap the dog shit out of shar shadowheart get behind me

playing bg3 and then trying to follow instructions and tutorials online for how to get through the goblins and i follow the instructions immediately everyone gets mad and i get attacked by 32 goblins at once and the narrator is like ”obviously everyone saw that and is mad”

my hot take is that solas is not nearly as cool or interesting as the majority of DA fans make him out to be