Wait, that was an ice dance routine performed to an Ode to the Jock Jams CD commercial? Also, remember comp cd tv commercials?

I don't know how to explain that you could absolutely tell that they were getting for real, but that was never a doubt in my mind

The thing about the Super Bowl is everytime you look away from the screen and then look back at the screen some *new* spectacle is happening

I hate that this post now applies to Szoboszlai

Can't say this match isn't worth the hype #LFC

Taking off your top but not going down to bare skin is some bald fraud behavior

DOMINIK SZOBOSZLAI

Dead Szexy Szoboszlai

And Again.

Its funny because when Mo Salah plays 'It's a contact sport' when Konate plays 'You can't be doing that' #LFC

The way I yell 'Milos!' at Kerkez is not completely dissimilar to how I talked to my college roommate's poorly behaved rescue pitbull I know he just wants my love, but oh buddy, you need to calm down

This is brilliant. I'm so grateful for this testimony. I've transcribed it to use in letters I'm writing. Sharing the full transcription here (see alt text to copy/paste it):

Never forget- There are more of us than there are of them and when we work together, we can overcome

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Absolute perfect performance by Ibou tonight #YNWA

This isn't surprising, but I'm terrible at following my own pattern. However! Stitched. I need to make it look prettier and then upload a revised pattern #Craftsky #xstitch

I don't know that I could live with Jose Mourinho as my manager, but it seems exciting Like, no one is living more than someone who supports a Mourinho team

Designed a thing. Free Abolish Ice cross stitch pattern. I'll promote this more when I've finished stitching it ko-fi.com/s/f72db13119

If I had more time I would spend time hashing this out: Women's sports figures speak up bravely on issues because they know that a portion of the population hates them. Men's teams think they can appeal to everyone so they're afraid to offend anyone. Women's teams inherently know this is false.

Well I guess it's time to turn my attention back to The Horrors

This is Nazi shit

Look, someone's going to have to come out with a REALLY persuasive think piece if we are just selling Robbo mid-season to Spurs and then also expecting me to feel loyalty to our coach [not manager] If we are done with feelings, fine. But, then we are done with feelings.

I know we are all sort of at this point, but there's only one bit of information I want to hear about *politician*, and if it's not that, I just don't care

Making me watch Jurgen Klopp look happy and relaxed in Trivago ads during a #LFC match should be listed as a form of psychological torture

So I watched Heated Rivalry and probably would have watched it sooner had I known that Wolf Parade was featured in it

It's about to freeze, so I've got to cover all my beautiful babies again, but behold my lettuce harvest for the day and the bed they came from #GardenSky

Rio Ngumoha looks approximately a decade older than when I saw him score at Newcastle #LFC

Sometimes the ball knows whether or not it was real penalty. I believe in that sort of karma #LFC

A couple games back some commentator was moaning that- #LFC is just showing off, passing the ball around And let me tell you, that was not showing off. We've been incredibly bad at it this season. Not making big mistakes & knowing where their teammates are on the pitch is actually an improvement

NOT COOL AT ALL Jesus Fucking Christ, this doesn't even sound vaguely okay, it sounds like some depressing shit my missionary cousins throw out while begging for money

Since I've created my golden sky art corner, we have been unbeaten

I dont know if it's counterintuitive thinking, but it has to feel exceptionally freeing to referee in Anfield where there's no giant screen to show replays where people think you've made a wrong decision. No VAR either. Center Ref is your God for 90 minutes

I need everyone to know that I handled Szobo cradling Frimpong's head with loving care in a totally appropriate manner Ugh I feel like God was punishing me with that goal. I will stop combing the internet for pictures of Dom & Jeremie #LFC

He always does it for us. #Szobo #YNWA

I would say "Never Change, Real" but no one has ever Never Changed harder than Real Madrid in this moment 🫡

I have already sent my father hateful messages to inform him that Liverpool has called dibs on Xabi Alonso and Manchester United cannot have him I'd be so furious. I know y'all know the feeling, but OMG just... No.

Mid 2020 FO #craftsky #xstitch

I know hypotheticals are problematic, but imagine if we had a single forward healthy... Fuck I literally forgot about Cody #LFC

The worst part about Law & Order is when they build these little worlds full of fascinating people but then the show is about the fucking cops

I mean... I can't even be upset. Reed's goal was spectacular. Just gorgeous. My head's completely gone, but I've got to give it to him

Cody Gakpo humped that ball into the goal and I think that's nice #YNWA #LFC

I see the suggestions for #LFC to buy MORE midfielders as a solution to our problems & wonder if this is what misinformation bots do to fill their time in nonelection years

I just think that any account that I create that is not directly linked to a payment should be able to share a password with any other account I have that is not linked to a payment All these goddamn sites want *complicated* AND *unique* passwords & it's just not that deep

Willing to have a discussion with me about whether Amish Paradise ceases to be a parody if you do not recognize Gansta's Paradise, is maybe the base level of being my friend

As someone who has spent way too many hours reviewing succession filings & has used the phrase "The problem w dying is that almost no one has filled out their paperwork correctly" I kind of have to give it to these guys

You know those people on your holiday presents list that are pretty impossible, so you start eyeing t-shirts at Walmart for high schools they didn't go to bc they don't have the correct combination of sports team and size for the intended recipient? Or is that very specifically just me?

Every once in a while I get challenged to a staring contest, but I don't think my dog understands the rules You can't blink Otis! I win again

I was just having a conversation about how I want to show up to a 'fun' movie without having to read a thesis on ~lore~ to be able to enjoy it. Stop giving things LORE!

I miss when Gini used to use his Instagram to post pictures of calls he thought the referee got wrong, but I love that Robbo continues to post the most absurd picture of himself #LFC