lebron has made a powerful enemy this day

Oh my god it’s so much more stupid than I originally thought I love it

I’m working on my first VO audition in like six months and it’s for Disney!

Anybody got six AA batteries my cat has run out of juice

April Fools is actually a really problematic holiday for those of us who lie on the internet all year round

MAYBE IF U FOCUSED LESS ON "6 7", YOU COULD GET A "9-5" INSTEAD 🙄

My Easter basket growing up had your standard candy and little toys, but also shit like new socks and underwear? Did anyone else’s family do this??

You should be out riding your bike in this gorgeous weather. How about 2 free months of Wheelie to get you going? Enter offer code “80DEGREES” to redeem it.

I love my Big Swamp Boy 💕💕💕

Something at work pissed me off today so from now on I’m going to only 3/4 ass it, maybe even entirely halfass if they keep messing with me

I watched Map Men play Geoguessr and I got two answers right while watching!

Can you mute suffixes? I’d like to stop seeing y’all use a dumbass word that ends in -ification

Holy shit we got a Mr. Softee on my block this year instead of the KNOCK OFF truck that usually comes through!!!

Reading that Phyllis from The Office was an NFL cheerleader and a burlesque stripper fucking floored me today

I got a lot of work done yesterday cleaning my house after a months long depress-o-hole! I made biscuits and only ate one instead of horfing all of them in a single sitting!

More like Masters of the Ew-niverse

Yeah when the Phillies got completely shut out at the game I went to in FL I was prepared to set expectations to Low this year

After Games? Postmath? Either way this is some stellar shit!!!

Note that the workers who made Beast Breaker ARE getting rev-share on sales of the game on Steam, even though the studio shut down. Why? Because we had a union, and we negotiated for it.

how everything feels lately

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

I’m going to start writing down when I feel happy or something good happens to me so I don’t get bogged down in the bullshit. I had a really nice day yesterday and today with my friends! I got an email saying I got some money in a class action settlement!

Why tf do I have a 4.9 passenger rating on Lyft, I am the perfect passenger!!!

If Cordelia Chase has no defenders I am dead

mom suffered hemorrhagic shock after major internal bleeding and is now in sub-intensive care, but doctors are having a hard time treating the clot in her heart with the ongoing risk of internal bleeding. still no word on discharge. any shares appreciated ❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

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We both had a really hard day of doing absolutely fuckin nothing

Always gonna rep Little Witch Academia, there’s an episode where the MC helps the school janitors go on strike which is kind of like that one HP subplot only not stupid (well, stupid in a fun way)

God damn it

What if I started making jewelry again

if you want the biggest mug, we are so close to reaching that subscriber goal........... and we're having a sale

Uh oh y’all I’m having some FEELINGS

I’d be so good on Traitors I’m so dumb and nice in social situations but I fucking LOVE to lie

Sometimes a person can be not really a bad guy but also can have hurt you really badly out of either malice or a lack of care so profound it is indistinguishable from malice, and you kind just have to process that and move on with your life

It’s been 150 years since the invention of the phone and we’ve been fucking it up ever since

Drafts Check

Watch all of season one of Dorohedoro... NOW youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Empty middle seat on the flight home, thank you Plane Jesus

Is Monument Valley the perfect airport mobile game? I’m not sure if the answer is yes or no but I can tell you it’s yes

I’m sorry but this guys last name is Huge Sack

MY FUCKIN BOY!!!

My BOY

“I have watched the brightest minds of my generation, starving hysterical naked, arguing about whether or not the finale of Stephen Universe was sufficiently righteous on the internet.” Holy shit 🔥🔥🔥

This posting sucks.

You know when the walls look like this you’re about to have the best Mexican food of your life

Watched Bugonia on the flight and to borrow a phrase from @imyournew.dad it was “not bad!”

Pre fight anti anxiety medicine

They moved it back?? I guess just to jumpscare us???