I’m so fucking SICK of SUMMER

Am I the only one getting The Ick from watching these adult football men give vaudeville-levels of theatrics when they fall down

Pillow 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕

Me reading the news out of the Vatican today:

My mammogram results came back and I’m not trying to brag but your girl has the most Normal Tiddies™️ 😇

Finally playing Chants of Sennaar after getting it in an old charity bundle, this game simultaneously makes me feel like the smartest big brain boy and the dumbest idiot dipshit 🙃

Check out my new RegBox Series S

The older Matt Smith gets the more he literally looks like my grandma

Job is doing a brand refresh and the logo was made with Gemini 🤮🤮🤮

Slept through my alarm, several work meetings, and the FedEx package pickup I scheduled!

When tf did Fourth of July turn into “blast fireworks and scare the shit out of my cat every night for six fucking weeks”

"I hope someone kills me." - Eeyore's Famous Saying

He loves to sit next to me 🥺🥺🥺 💕💕💕

Why is David not in this one I don’t understand

Dating in 2026

I deleted my entire timeline and quit using social media for like a week and a half and guess what I didn’t feel better at all so it’s back to posting bullshit