Also fun fact, Discord definitely begins all sentences with the word bro.

Best sleeping cat ever

The “buns” too.

@wilwheaton.net My dude… www.ign.com/articles/leg...

Just in: people who hang their toilet paper in this manner have endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

apple.news/A03Sb9A4AR8q... Crazy to read and be framed as "just another worker". Like that's all that we are and all life has to offer. Sorry I didn't feel like cranking out 3-4 little cheap laborers for the economy to chew up and spit out.

#caturday I wish I could capture this level of contentment.

Need to stop with the “what if Dems did this shit”, cause that’s their entire Nazi playbook. Cry wolf about a thing not happening, so they can then do that exact thing next time and say, “but they did it first”. Bottom line, Dems need to start doing whatever the fuck they want. /1

Thanks to @jamellebouie.net, I’d like to submit this as my nom for best line of Ghostbusters. Runner up: “where do these stairs go?” “They go up”.

SMB3 feels correct at 1, love how mega man 2 is repped here (lots of people think 3 is better…its not), but OG Zelda has to be 2. OG Mario is great but its legacy doing too much heavy lifting for it to be this high)

U.S. when???

Forgot about the little Trump “deal with the devil” inclusion in Fall of the House of Usher. Too real sir, too real! @mikeflanaganfilm.com

This. Over, and over, and over.

Yesssssssssss.

“Fascism” isn’t a slur for politics we don’t like. It’s a precise word with precise meaning. And in the face of what’s happening right now in America, it’s the most honest one we have. I’ll lay it out as plainly as I can. 🧵

Early Caturday wet food protest. Damn you Delectables.

I need ALL the legal analysis right now! Let’s go lawyer twitter, overwhelm me with what will happen in the fanciest lawyer talk you can.

Imagine the kind of gullible and stupid you’d have to be to believe this. It’s like telling us Jan 6 was peaceful. I watched that shit in real time! Just like we all heard and watched you celebrate and brag about THIS. apple.news/A7n9biFWYRaK...

Oh man Branch really wants that one back. #mnf

Never thought how hard South Park goes in a future episode could be a harbinger of our future, but here we are.

I have never eaten at a Cracker Barrel. Am I woke?, or a MAGA cancel crusader? Who can keep up?

Lisa Kudrow nailed it! This was the best Republican impersonation I have ever seen, I was even getting upset thinking this was real. Love it!

“We tried grinding our mounds together out of sheer boredom” - one of the more classic lines of our time. @netflix.com #blackmirror

Wonder if Matt and Trey have any interest in running Columbia University?

So the MattressFIRM message with their ads is, “the biggest pieces of shit ever sleep on our mattresses”? Weird call.

Finally saw Sinners and hoo boy does that ooze coolness and is shot with a stylish confidence thats hard to describe. Just know you’re watching something special before it even gets REAL good.

Ok, Elon Musk. Guess you're up.

I can just taste the peace.

I see you Colleen...

Yeah, I’m sure you’re starving bro. 🙄

NO! I Ray am Vigo shall rule the Earth! Begone, you pitiful half-men!

For all those “centrists” out there who pretend the movement they voted for isn’t 100% fascist, we’re about to see a strongman military parade and military deployment against citizens within the country in the same week. Get fucked.

@lastweektonight.com Assuming you all are crazy busy. Godspeed. Can’t wait for Sun.

Betting the % of people who want Gerard Butler’s character in Law Abiding Citizen to “win” has skyrocketed since that movie came out.

Just let me listen to the 80s retro Vice City channel that contains all the music from that game, and I’ll pay whatever you want.

Maybe I’m missing something but if the Predator’s whole vibe is like, “I’m the best hunter”, isn’t it kind of bullshit they can just be invisible?

Deep in the meta narrative of Blue Prince now… Like, will the in-game staff continue to send me emails if I keep going? Will they eventually just stop sending me nice notes (sad), or will the game finally give-in and tell me at least WHY they will stop sending? Like dude, it’s been a year…

Fun little Indy nod that he learns to fly between Temple and Crusade, but super on character he just didn’t bother to get to “landing” yet.

50+ hrs in on like day 58 and my “to-do” list in Blue Prince keeps getting larger somehow.

Sadly, he’s of no help here… The amount of pictures of my TV screen on my phone cause of Blue Prince is legit funny at this point.

We are ALMOST here. Soon as this contempt order forces the judges to deputize their own marshals to go arrest people from Trumps DOJ.

Daredevil hitting extra hard (and topical) this season. Easily best Marvel thing in a good long while.

Lego Skywalker Saga is great. Also funny that the plots are fundamentally more tolerable when edited more concisely (ie - the sequel trilogy is far less chaotic and disconnected with Lego magic edits).

There’s no way he makes it through all 4 years, right?

It’s a cult. So I have no illusions that “you having money is woke now” or whatever will work on these people, but holy shit.

This judge is going to charge contempt.

Karate Kid on streaming now, and it’s weird watching it after Cobra Kai’s additional context. Kinda see it from Johnny’s perspective. If we are honest, Daniel comes off as a bit of a smarmy little wiener. Johnny’s still the bully d-bag but you can ALMOST see why.

#caturday Hector has a foot “thing”.

Morals, self-respect, honor, a Hegseth craves not these things. (Pssst….bourbon. He craves bourbon.)