Deadpool actually loved seeing them being like this, even if they were getting this frustrated about it. His hands kept playing with their hair slowly. " You're so cute, you know that? " He kept on playing with them, but now holding their chin. " Nah, it sounds like you have a crush on me... "

" I have a chocolate kiss you can have on the lips! " He wasn't going to make it THAT EASY !

Why have I not given you my number yet? Hold on, I'll give it to you!

Considering you tease a lot, I felt it was a good fit. Following choice was going to be " Cannibal Lecture " or " UwU Pretty but Deadly "

Teaser 101

" Dude, my bro, I'm not talking about that! Does it look like I'm an idiot half of the time? " He did pull out a spare mask, which could have avoided this whole confusion in the first place. " See?! Now will you try it? "

" A water gun first, next you'll be shooting an RPG in no time! " He did still have his own guns to try out. " Let you play with my Bop It... A high honor. "

" Victor Von Doomy Doom. " Deadpool was one to start any type of war, especially personal wars against someone like him. Latverian king? Hah! " Still plotting your doomsday stuff with your Doom scheming ways, I see? "

Because it's not a dog? It's a wiener!

" Some might call it a... Game theory... "

Too late, Mary make this commitment so he's hugging her legs. " Oh, I always knew you liked being around me, Mary! I missed you! "

Ignore the fact he's drowning... Enjoy the sweet gift of #WashboardWednesday

Deadpool hereby announces that no more will the hot dog name be used by Americans. It is now only called wiener and buns. This is a law.

<--- Casually enjoying a wiener inside of a bun. He refuses to call it a hot dog.

Just so I know for future reference 🤭

Ignore the fact he's drowning... Enjoy the sweet gift of #WashboardWednesday

If he dares, Deadpool might come out and throw confetti at him in aggression! A declaration of war in his eyes, but passively with no violence.

<-- Super eepy

──ι═ 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴. 𝗚𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗺 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴. 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿. 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹. 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗖𝗘𝗢. 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝗿𝗲. 𝗪𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗱. ══════ﺤ

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# 𝚅𝙸𝙺𝚃𝙾𝚁 𝚅𝙴𝙻𝙾𝙲𝙸. an indie selective, xmen original character , written by clare. ♡ & ↺ appreciated ! #MARVELRP

─ι══ Hell and Back Again @illyanarasputinn.bsky.social ══ﺤ Clashing bells, brutal fights, blood stained rocks, Deadpool's time in Mephisto's realm became a literal groundhog day. Strung up by chains over raging fire. Forced to see X years in the future. His eyes never allowed to blink. All he +

" Why not?! This is our first time interacting, I'm trying to share! "

He shrugged at Rose and gave his head a quick pat. " A gun? You shot a gun? "

" Why are you so consistent about this problem? He's fake... Iron Man is real, but not Tony. "

" Ah, you must be new to masks. Want to put mine on and see? "

And Deadpool was honest, it's water! He was so proud that he gave him a peck on the cheek! Finally! " At long fucking last, you used a gun! "

Deadpool could've talked by this point but actually had no reason to. Instead while they were raging at him, Deadpool had other plans. Like playing with their hair and twirling it around while listening to them. " Oh, that's cute... So you find me attractive? "

" I always like to be odd and embrace who I am ... I'm glad you like it! "

" At this point I think I love you for what you're saying and how you're treating me. Please just take me at this point, drag me across the floor everywhere you go! "

He was wanting to help him at least get over that initial fear. " It's just water... Nothing else, okay? "

He is...! Mysteriously gone? Where his body lay, nothing's there anymore. How peculiar.

Deadpool was definitely stupid and it should never be questioned how dumb he can be. " I thought you said you wanted to paint me... Are you a liar? " Oh. It all made sense now... He's completely shocked at that. " OVER ME? WHY? "

He stared and tossed a water gun right at him. " Just use it please... "

He's completely blank in deep thought to what Loki could mean. Tapping his chin, biting his fingertip, struggling to think of what... " Not innocent, just stupid. Never doubt my stupidity. " Deadpool did grab their hands though to check for any signs of paint. " Like the Titanic scene? "

" You're mad crazy to think that? "

" GOD! " He almost wanted to throw a punch from being scared but completely stopped. Never can he throw a punch at Loki. Not a good thing to do... Or not something he would want to do. " I got a reaction out of you? Okay, I need you to be... Oh! Oh, I made you try painting me, huh? "

" Oh sorry about that. I didn't mean to offend your degree in something. "

" Tony isn't real? "

" I can't believe this is the conversation we're having. She's real... Depending who you ask. "

" Good! Send me to my wife so I can too do the sex. With a real person who isn't a Tony Stark as you call it. "

" I don't speak smart words, Steve Rogers. "

" This is the first time in a long time you actually talked to me. Now you're silencing me? Pass. "

" No. "

Wait, where's Tony? Knew it. Tony was fake!

He's a fragment of our imagination

<-- He believes again

<-- Doesn't believe Tony Stark exists