–——ι═══════ﺤ… @illyanarasputinn.bsky.social Deadpool made his wife an entire breakfast made from scratch. Waffles in heart shapes, coated with a light chocolate layer, strawberry cut into hearts. Yet most of all... He had a gift out for her, custom made to be a portrait of their family. +

" I don't know who remembers me, who doesn't, but sometimes? You gotta lay low. "

Would it count if her husband returns to be a Valentine..?

𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 ❤️&🔄 #𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐑𝐏 𝐗 #𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏

▬▬ι═══════ﺤ… Decisions, decisions, decisions...

IN YOUR STOMACH, YES, I KNOW THAT ILLYANA.

" Do I want to know the origin of that story..? "

OUR CHILD? NOT BORN? YET? I LOVE YOU BUT ILLYANA, YOU'RE GATEKEEPING ME FROM YOURSELF.

" I owe you more apologies than I do to the IRS... " He didn't like being away for so long, but this is a moment where it stung pretty bad. Deadpool did however calm down once she kissed him. Felt like an uplifting wash of calm.

OUR MARRIAGE? THIS WHOLE TIME?

YOU? HOW DARE YOU, ILLYANA?

" Nice hero rebranding, Double-Jointed. "

He can't believe @illyanarasputinn.bsky.social already found his replacement.

He'd lift Dagger up to keep her tucked in his arms. Close and nowhere near danger. " Did your ex come by while I was gone and tried snatching you away?! "

" What about scratching your back? Where no one can itch their itch? "

" Can you do the thwip?! Shoot out your weird anime tentacle thing from your wrist. "

❤️ this for Deadpool to visit your muse for his grand return (( I expect nothing just bc I've been inactive

Is this parmesan?

" Tom Holland as you confirmed?! "

" A jackhammer would do you wonders, Benjy... Trust me! "

"Someone like Tom Holland, but he'd make a killer you. If people believe in his MCU synergy."

"Might I suggest trying to use a jackhammer? Might get the source of the Mt Beard!"

♡︎༺ Daddy DP Will Heal You Up ༻♡︎

" I can't wait for your Netflix documentary... "

" It's NERF and nothing! "

<- Naturally cute, naturally crazy, 100% cutie patootie ˙✦

𝗔𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁. 𝗡𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁. ♡︎༺ #SexualSunday ༻♡︎

Most nights with Deadpool:

" Be honest... Do I look good in this? "

" Good morning, people of the world! " He's aura farming now!

/ What do i even do

𝙉𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚, 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚. 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙄𝙡𝙡𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙖 𝙍𝙖𝙨𝙥𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙣. 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙘𝙝𝙮𝙡𝙙𝙚 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙣𝙚. 𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚. 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚. 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙. 𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚, 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚. . ݁₊ @illyanarasputinn.bsky.social ₊ ݁.

" Because it's true! "

" I need to grab it... "

" I love you so much... "

" That's my wife... "

" Lucky to claim that ass? Damn straight. "

" You said Anapool! Do you wear my suit? "

" How does that work? When you scratch does it make gravel or something..? "

" New variant..? Are you not my Ana?! "

" Goodbye to the Rockies... "

❝ ‭Who needs four, when you've got one like me? ❞ 4️⃣ Used to RP on *that* site when it was good 4️⃣ Inspired by Marvel Rivals' Thing 4️⃣ Non-Lewd 4️⃣ Not new to character or universe 4️⃣ No art is mine; will credit the artist when possible 4️⃣ #MarvelRP #DCRP 4️⃣ 👍&🔁?

Mrr?

* I'm not sure if I will be coming back fully or not. Most of the people I interact with on here are gone, so that really does drop my muse. Not a great feeling and it really makes it hard to be here constantly. * Going to try my best, but we'll see how things play out.

Oh no, poor goldilocks...