I'm streaming Fields of Mistria again. I know. That's all I ever stream. Deal with it. #trans #vtuber #fieldsofmistria #voiceacting #lgbt www.twitch.tv/teethwhitene...

My internet is made of cardboard and held together by chewing gum. Still, those fields ain't gonna Mistria themselves! #trans #vtuber #foxgirl #fieldsofmistria www.twitch.tv/teethwhitene...

If Mistria calls to you, who are you to deny it? #vtuber #trans #twitch #voiceacting www.twitch.tv/teethwhitene...

I may have a slight problem. I am pretty much obsessed with Fields of Mistria. www.twitch.tv/teethwhitene...

Streaming in the afternoon is so passé. Streaming in the morning is all the rage, babes. www.twitch.tv/teethwhitene...

If someone says they beat you at something, just say "oh, you were taking this seriously? Sorry, I thought this was a big joke." Works best in professional sports.

At long last, the internet demons have been exorcised from our house. I can play Fields of Mistria in peace. www.twitch.tv/teethwhitene...

Internet has been ass, but I'm a bottom, so it cancels out I guess. www.twitch.tv/teethwhitene...

Internet not working but I persist, whether y'all like it or not. Live from a smart phone hot spot www.twitch.tv/teethwhitene...

Oh shit, not me about to stream or something!

Not a shitpost, sadly. I have hernia surgery today and not terribly thrilled about it.

The Academy's reaction when an actor plays themselves in a biopic and wins best actor/actress

Just got called "sir" in full makeup, skirt and blouse. Blegh

Tonight I will be eating chickens. I mean, I'm a fox, what'd you expect?

Being a total fucking hottie is like the scariest thing ever. Everytime I look at myself in the mirror, i scream because I'm just so fucking hot and hot people are scarifying my god. I believe this is what is meant by the words "beauty is terror"

Woman 1: "Great things are cumming!" Woman 2: "You mean coming, right?" An enormous Thing standing just outside of frame: "She said what she said."

Myth: there are no foxgirls in your phone or computer. Fact: there are at least 1 foxgirls in your phone or computer rn. Hello.

If there ever is a gritty live-action Peanuts movie, they should cast Michael Douglas as Charlie Brown. Then whenever he gets frustrated at Lucy (played by Aubrey Plaza) he could say "Grief, for lack of a better word, is good."

Look y'all, I'm just a fox who plays games on the internet. I don't know why anyone expects me to understand the intricacies of Chutes and Ladders based upon that information.

Exciting! Today marks exactly 1 day since yesterday!

Roses are red, violets are red, the paper is red, I need to go to a doctor.

"Hey if you stop doing thing that's bad for you you'll live forever." "Oh wow, really? Thank you I've never considered not doing thing that's bad for me you're a genius. Oh my god I can't believe how smart you are."

Idk about y'all, but I just don't care for billboards they say shit like "Hurtlanta". Like, actually no I'm not Hurtlanta what the fuck is that?

"Oh my god! That ring is so beautiful! Where did she get it?" She holds out her hand. There is a small donut on her ring finger. "She went to Dunkin'!"

A hundred years ago, I woke up from a years-long nap. "Did they invented post punk yet?" I said. "No, try again in about 50 years," said Angelica, my roommate. "Dammit."

No i didn't steal your copy of The Room. How could you accuse me of such a wretched thing?

"None of this makes any sense." "The book is upside down" "Oh you're right!" She wills the book to hover in midair, levitate alongside it, and rotates her body so the book is right-side up.

The woke agenda ruined my sleep pattern. Can you believe it?

"Foxes are pretty cool tbh. Indeed they're the bee's knees." —A foxgirl

Here's a myth: There has never been a war on the moon. Here's a truth: I conquered the moon in a past life. It's still mine btw so no trespassing.

If anything i say here doesn't make sense, I'm proud of you. You're starting to understand.

A man once said "Real men don't eat. Eating is putting a thing inside yourself and that's gay." He fucking died.

Mother Nature seeing my Bissell Pet Hair Eraser Turbo Lift-Off Vacuum for the first time: "Wow, I fucking hate this."

What, you thought I was going to read your dissertation on why butter should be considered its own food group? Get real, kiddo. I got bigger fish to fry. *Proceeds to re-watch Deadliest Catch, season 1 for the 100th time*

Question: is your refrigerator running? Answer: why yes. And come to think of it, I ought to go catch it.

The existence of the Ace Combat series implies the existence of a Polyam/Pansexual Combat.

"Workin' hard or hardly workin'?" he says to the headsman as the axe falls.

He sits behind a desk, shadows obscuring his face. Your eyes water from the desk lamp shining directly at you. He leans forward, but not near enough to penetrate his penumbral shell and still he is darkness. In that near perfect darkness he whispers: "Sorry, the lighting in this room is messed up."

This one WEIRD trick can reduce the number of calls you have to make at work: sever your vocal cords!

People who say shit like "today is just tomorrow's yesterday," what the fuck is wrong with you. How can you say such pretentious and convoluted things? Have you no shame?

"Mark my words…" *Mark hands me a copy of the speech he wrote for me* "Thank you. You forgot a comma here. "

Everyone should take this quiz it's very important clickhole.com/does-master-...

we need to start helping trans people from Kansas move away from Kansas so reply to this post with any of your fundraisers

"Say it again. Louder." "I…no…I won't." "Do it." He weeps as the following words pour from his mouth like spilled blood: "I'm a goofy goober, yeah."

What is?

Time for Skong www.twitch.tv/teethwhitener7

Today, the foolish fox,Teeth Whitener, will be returning to the decaying bug land of Pharloom to seek the citadel. In short, she will Skong again.

There are a bunch of silly geese in my city, but they're all dressed like humans so I can never know if someone a goose or a human when I talk to them. These doubts follow me like a bridal train.

I feel like I should be writing something profound, but all I've got is this.

I am live now with Hollow Knight Silksong! www.twitch.tv/teethwhitener7