Keep forgetting about this app.

All I’m saying is I’ve never seen Sydney Poitier and Ciara in the same room.

Glad I grew up with the music I did cause the shit they had me listening to earlier was terrible. All the new women sound the same and they all sound better than the new niggas. Repetitive ass content too. Every song about sucking, fucking, scamming and jamming.

A24 🤝 Religious Horror Movies.

Fine time for me to find new people to add to my skyline.

Tupac would hate that lil dancey dance TikTok made.

It’s called a “tweet”, stop trying make fetch happen.

What’s a Skircle? Yall just making up shit now lol.

Yeah, Luigi Rigatoni gonna get that Ted Bundy treatment with the media. They about to sensationalize bro.

#iOS18 broke the iPhone. The maps app is more confused than you and the photos app is atrocious.

The Luigi Mangione thing is getting weird.

Amazon Prime has lost their mind with these ads.

Idc if it’s X, Threads, BlueSky… it’s a tweet. I’m sticking with my terminology idgaf.

Or do I want Pho.

I need Birria tacos now.

Good god.

How am I supposed to unbig my back when yall keep posting this scrumptious ass plates.

Have to shift focus and realign with my goals. Playtime is over

I need a nap real bad

Yeah no more of that lmao

Traffic is crazy cause where the fuck is everyone going while I’M on the road, fuck out the way lol

You supposed to hold your breath when driving past a cemetery cause the dead will be jealous that you’re breathing.

I want to go to a chiropractor but if I don’t ever walk again, I’ma feel a way.

I just put my phone down to look for my phone; I need sleep. lol

Why MY memes don’t work on this app but everybody else joints do? I’m bout to start flipping furniture.

GNX feels like a mixtape to me and I love that.

New Broncos jerseys are clean. #NFLSky

Something I’ve come to accept. I just chalk it up to them expelling the toxicity from their bodies in their sleep.

Kendrick’s Dodger Blue makes me wanna go to skating rink.

Damn I’m really on the “Grown ass man” side of these side charts now. 💪🏾😂

Since we’re uploading nudes now, here’re mine.

I really need to be in walkable distance to a body of water, I’m really a fish out of one.

investing in your own growth & self development isn’t selfish, it’s self care

Need a custom all black Washington Commanders jersey.

Each bone in my body needs a hard reset lol

It grew on me. I didn’t love it at first, now I sing along with it sometimes.

YouTube showing me an ad for masculine hoodies?? They’re dissing the pockets in the front of regular hoodies lol

Unfortunately, due to not wanting to, I won’t be.

I want yall to love me like Ne-Yo love his hats.

A new pair of AirPods. That way when I lose them again I don’t feel like I wasted my money.

Rick and Morty the bone thugs of cartoons, just be making up words

Rick and Morty be yapping.

I don’t think family guy is funny, like at all.

Yall laughing at rappers for signing a “360 Deal” like yall didn’t agree to the privacy policy of Instagram.

I’m not hip, can someone tell me what Talib Kweli did?

The answer is “Yes”.

I like Bigg K but Twork definitely smoked him. A lot of his bars were going over peoples heads. He was fighting a losing battle from round one. Twork like that tho

Yeah Yeah, Merry Thanks Eve to you too.

Idk why but when people apologize for texting me back late I get annoyed. Like why we apologizing. It’s all good. That’s what text are for. You don’t owe me anything.