How long til Trump renames the English language, ‘American’.

Anas Sarwar leading Labour MPs in a mass rebellion against the PM.

Can’t help but feel they could have found a less biased adjudicator.

For any kids sitting exams this year, it could always be worse: I just had an eye test and banged my face on the machine.

@matt-forde.bsky.social great to see Starmer saying ‘metropolitan police’ many times at PMQs today!

🚨Spurs’ first deadline day transfer has just been broken by Songkick #thfc

It really is pretty striking that an 18 year old LB who only joined a day ago is put in at RW ahead of jurasek #ncfc

The day has finally come. That email I pinned at the top of my inbox as "to reply to" is now one year old. Happy anniversary, buddy.

The big Greggs on Old Street has just become a Gail’s. This is gentrification.

If Ali Ahmed and Papa Amadou Diallo are unlikely to complete 90 minutes. Why not give them both one half each? #NCFC

Who knew!

Just realised that Walsall’s manager is called Mark Sadler, and their nickname is The Saddlers. It’s like Norwich being managed by Dave Canary. #ncfc

Sometimes I want to sit copywriters down and ask them “who exactly do you think has ‘lost control’ of their grocery orders.”

Is there any job more cringe than being one of the big flag wavers at the Emirates when Arsenal score a goal.

‘Content’ at this time of year is such a bore. I am not interested in 17 near identical round-ups of the year; a compilation of your ‘best bits’ that I’ve already heard; or 10 predictions for 2026 that will be proven wildly irrelevant by February.

On NYE, I suggest everyone play this drinking game invented by Stalin, as recounted by Yugoslav dissident Milovan Djilas in his rather lovely memoir about his meetings with the big man.

Train manager just improvised with “if you see it, then say it, and we’ll sort it.” That’s so much better.

Really not sure about the new Garlic Bread flavoured Pepsi.

Gonna start giving out Peace Prizes to people I want to like me.

The awkward thing is now someone out there has to win the second FIFA Peace Prize.

Wow the YouTube Wrapped thing was exceptionally boring.

Ave Watford really got a player called ‘Oh Mamma’.

Have you heard The Talking Heads song protesting the perfume industry? Stop Making Scents.

Just back at my parents‘ place and seen they‘ve got rid of the home phone. The world is changing.

Anyone up for a last ditch #listeningparty for Last Christmas by Wham at 23:55 on 30th November?

BBC are getting a bit ahead of themselves with this story categorisation.

Cannot wait for Norwich City fans to shout “SHOOT” every time Kenny McLean gets the ball this weekend at Birmingham.

The River Of Doubt - Candice Millard Command And Control - Eric Schlosser For All The Tea In China - Sarah Rose

I know there’s a lot of fuss atm about deforestation, but I’ve just been to the Amazon and it’s literally filled with trees.

I’ve spent the past week in a remote part of the Amazon rainforest in Suriname. The bloke that ran the place we were staying is about 60, Surinamese, warm and friendly, and lives in this remote part of the jungle.

Am I the only person that reads COP30 as C3PO first, every time?

…. That's my name. That name again is…

Dear #ncfc. Can we have our balls back, please.

just had a three-way “after you”, “no after you” moment with a nice couple in a hotel. I finished it off with a “that was all very British”. We all laughed. Does that mean I’m Reform now?

My sources tell me that the former Prince Andrew is in fact having to move out of the Royal Lodge to make room for all the chickens that are coming home to roost.

Yoda saying his favourite LOTR film.

Three is the perfect number for dinner/drinks with friends. Not so many you naturally break off into secluded mini conversations. But enough people that you can have a break from engaging and just listen every now and then.

I knew it was time to replace my old blue backpack when people started referring to it as my brown backpack.

I have to say I find this whole Nunez thing hilarious. Fair play, #itfc it’s actually quite funny (and #ncfc fans are totally taking the bait). But also you have paid millions of pounds to us for ‘quite funny’ + a semi good, injured prone player.

So we’re all agreed 5 at the back needs to be binned this weekend and forever, right? #ncfc

Labour MP Mike Reader told me his team play “ChatGPT Bingo” to spot when they think an MP has used it to write their speech Apparently ChatGPT likes to use phrases like ‘I rise to speak…’ And look! Hansard shows a bit of a spike in the use of that phrase this year 😂

‘Fairtrade Flavour’ skilfully suggests Fairtrade without actually guaranteeing it.

apparently "you'll grow into them!" was not the right thing to say when my gf showed me that an old pair of jeans were now way too big for her.

Fixed that for you. #lfc #nufc

Simpsons did it already

when you merge cells on a spreadsheet, does it use cell-otape?

The global consumer economy is predicated on online reviews written by the sorts of people who write online reviews.

I just came up with this amazing idea for a round thing. You can put it on cars and it will roll places.

New favourite nominative determinism just dropped.

I want nothing more than to hear Chris Goreham scream Chris Goreham when Chris Goreham scores. #ncfc