Unattended children will be given energy drinks and taught how to swear

I love my wife so fucking much 🥰🥰🥰🥰 @anna-rosette.bsky.social

I've been with Elina for almost a year and the love I feel for her still makes me tear up. I have never loved anyone so much where thinking about them causes me to smile and tear up. She means everything to me and I hope that I get to spend the rest of my life with her. 🥰🥰💕

@kall399.trans.army I miss you so fucking much, 7 months is so far away 😭😭

Letting my wife go back home after 3 weeks together is so hard

I'm gonna miss you so much 😭😭😭😭

My wife's neck, I'm proud of my work ;3

Those who do not remember history are doomed to be tried by it.

Watching the sunset with my wife

The attempt to classify wyverns as a distinct, separate thing from dragons is another modern D&Dism that I refuse to accept on principle, because as far as I'm concerned, their cocks taste the same

Elina: "If anyone has any doubts that you're a woman, you take everything that I say and turn it into a negative. You are definitely a woman" 😂😂

I just wanna go home...

Mentally not okay rn 😔

Question for my followers: Before you is a button, if you press it, you gain immortal life. BUT you can only remember the past 20 years of your life and will begin to lose the earlier memories with every passing year. Do you press it?

Historians Admit To Inventing Ancient Greeks https://theonion.com/historians-admit-to-inventing-ancient-greeks-1819571808/

I've been on bsky for a whole ass year, and I still haven't hit 1k followers 😭 Who do I need to fuck to gain more followers?? /joke

Mrow

There are zero genders, it's all a ruse by Big Bathroom to sell more bathrooms.

She chomp

Since I'm non-human, if someone fucked me, are they now a monster fucker?

Having fun with my wife

Stole my wife's phone again :3

Stole her phone

I stole her phone :3

I was surprised to find out I have a Rarity headmate

My wife is on her waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I'm so exciteeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@kall399.trans.army 36 hours 🥺

2 days!!!!!!!

3 days 🥺

#twilightsparkle #mlp #bipride

#rarity #mlp #asexual

#applejack #mlp #lesbianpride

#pinkiepie #mlp #pansexualpride

#fluttershy #mlp #transpride

#rainbowdash #mlp #lgbtpride

Sounds like fun, I'll do it too 1 Like = 1 Lore Drop

4 days 🥺

Princess Starlight Glimmer, she's the Princess of Leadership and the teacher of Aetheria

Meet the ponies of my fanfic 6/6 Star Diver - She's the adopted daughter of Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack - She grew up in Ponyville - She aspires to be a wonderbolt one day

Meet the ponies of my fanfic 5/6 Snowdrop - She's the adopted daughter of Fluttershy and Treehugger - She grew up in Ponyville - Her favorite past-time is reading books

Meet the ponies of my fanfic 4/6 Pippin Apple - She's the daughter of Sugar Belle and Big Mac - She grew up in Ponyville - She works on her family's farm

Meet the ponies of my fanfic 3/6 Cocoa Puff - She's the daughter of Maud and the niece of Pinkie Pie - She grew up in Ponyville and was raised by Pinkie Pie - She owns a chocolate shop in Ponyville

Meet the ponies of my fanfic 2/6 Amethyst Sparkle - She's the daughter of Rarity and the niece of Twilight Sparkle - She grew up in Ponyville - She is a fashion designer

Meet the ponies of my fanfic 1/6 Aetheria Rosalia - She is the student of Princess Starlight Glimmer. - She grew up in Canterlot. - Her mother owned a large fashion brand - After her studies are complete, she transforms into an Alicorn and becomes the Princess of Charity

5 days 🥺

Moral of the story: circles are gay

The small one laughs as she pulls out a grenade launcher

The blue one has a knife