There's this page on tik tok that describes cities and countries, exclusively using cat memes. I've been weak for 40 days since.

the worst is when you come to the office and then realise you coulda just stay home and wash your pillows

they beat me with a sleepy stick for SURE

Jamel Sampson always had one goal in mind: to find something he enjoyed doing, get great at it, and use that greatness to make a positive impact. And, he's done just that with the massive platform he's built. tt.loopnews.com/content/lets...

Netflix dropping season two of XO Kitty made me go right back to the beginning with To All The Boys I've Loved Before.

It's a viiiibee allll the tiiiiiimmme

New York is always gonna have a piece of me

One more week

Merry Christmas 🎅 ✨️

If I just lay here, I can pretend I don't have 30 dinner rolls to go make.

I'm really back to pretending to be asleep so I don't have to talk to my father. I wanna go back home oui

My event manager brain is already thinking about the micro events I can coordinate at the Solera in East Gate.

I feel so fulfilled

I'm gonna hibernate from Dec 26 to 31. Don't look for me.

Me rn

Yearly reminder to trust children and allow them to refuse physical contact with family members/friends that they seem uncomfortable with. You don't know why they're uncomfortable, and it's never too early to teach bodily autonomy.

🤌free the bro🤌

Have some SHAME

My lover's got humour...

Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date* McDonalds drive-thru employee: what

ahahahaha cause and effect

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I wish I could block people on Microsoft Teams.

One bad night of sleep ruins me for days at a time. We ain't young no more.

NO ELON I DO NOT WANT TWITTER PREMIUM. I DO NOT CARE THAT IT IS 40% OFF. I AM NOT PAYING.

A good time seemed to be had by all!

Can't wait to go Solera and gape

I'm listening to anything Sza is in. I don't care. Add it to the Playlist.

I should've stayed in bed

I'm baking a ham on December 2nd with the bone in and everything

The last time one of these were issued, it also combined with Spring Tides (which are currently ongoing), we saw: - Maracas Bay (the parking facility and North Coast Road) flood - Pigeon Point Jetty damaged - Coastal flooding in Mayaro

stare at a word for too long and you'll convince yourself you've misspelled it.

Drake trolled Meg for suing a man who actually shot her… and now he crying trying to sue a man over a diss track? It was all fun and games until the joke flipped on his high yellow ass 😂

🤣

that kartel announcement real funny. not funny haha, though

I spent two days giving out Kombucha and electrolyte shots to 300 people, and now I have the gall to be shocked that I feel sick 🧍‍♀️

The search accuracy on Meta went down the toilet

deck.blue makes my soul so happy

There is a crash waiting for me and when it happens, I'll be missing til Monday

I haven't been this type of tired in a WHILE

I have really big thoughts around Differentology making that list but Feel The Love didn't, but I have to argue that verbally.

omg don't get me started

I hate when people talk to me like they don't know I'll punch them in the throat. I cannot do obnoxious, I will hit you.

Ready, set, SALE

people and their desire for useless free shit needs to be studied.

I'm really going to attempt to make the Dutch sugar cookies. I don't even like those things. See why you mustn't like man?!

omg I have to stan

I try to overhype myself up for rough days so when they're not as bad as I thought I have a little bit of 'me' left over for myself.

true, because every time I see Elon on the For You section and it's something political, I close the app