How emails found me basically all day.

Not to brag but I’m totally still awake. 💁🏼‍♀️

You’re like really pretty. 😍#BBN

Strangers’ children have gotten significantly less tolerable as I have gotten older, especially at a bar.

I feel like I have room for at least 1 more tbh. 🤷‍♀️

Goodbye, Cooper. Hello, UK.

Meet Kinja Omega!

Currently drinking coffee in my favorite chair with my back at an angle that makes it hurt so I don’t disturb the two cats asleep on my lap. This is the perfect analogy of motherhood.

Constantly amazed by the inability of most people to sit in silence.

I love and hate the feeling I get watching my teams. Need this one both inserted in my veins and over immediately. #bbn

I just want a Thursday game please and thank you. #bbn

Mark Ulysses Pope, we need a double bye in the SEC tournament next year. #bbn

UK will tip at like 10:20 at this point. 🥱

This is what any of you “it’s too hot” fuckers are getting first warm day this summer.

OMG, they proved my theory!!!!!

No white man has ever deserved a job less than Tom Brady announcing the Super Bowl unless you count Trump being president.

I have never wanted Tom Cruise involved in anything ever.

Probably one of the best versions of both “America the Beautiful” and “Star Spangled Banner” we’ve had in a long time.

Theory: Tom Brady died and was replaced by an AI robot.

Country is a flaming shit pile and Brad Pitt is on my TV trying to sell an analogy about huddles.

I assume SEC officiated games last about 1 million hours on average.

Very thoughtful gifts from @chandrathan.bsky.social to thank me for taking care of him. 🥹

Oh no….Is Brady calling the Super Bowl?!

Justice for Lexi. #DragRace

Are we worried bout the review count?!

Never mind, Buzz Williams is the worst. #bbn

Jimmy Dykes is the worst. Full stop.

Nobody told all these SEC teams they were football schools this year. #BBN is in for a bumpy, fun ride.

I don’t get these NFL hats with the city names upside down. They look like misprints to me. 🤷‍♀️

They can just not include that field goal line. 😂

😂 Bengals defense can be counted on, just not the way you’d like.

Merry Christmas Eve Eve!

Legos make me happy. 🥰

Apparently Happy Meals come with a side of snitching.

Wow. I’m ready to say I was wrong about the Pope hire. #bbn

My coworkers are the absolute laziest.

Welcome to the neighborhood, Braxton!

This is the game that never ends. It just goes on and on my friends.

This is what happens when the refs don’t do their jobs. #bbn

Kerr Kriisa is becoming one of my favorite players which is great because I know I would hate him if he didn’t play for UK. 😂

There’s a heat vent under the sofa. 😂

Christmas threw up all over our house today. Promise I’ll still eat to a point of discomfort Thursday like the pilgrims before me.

The Bengals are the worst good team in NFL history.

We might be basement dwellers but these cats are sun-seekers.