Now Angela Rayner has been cleared by HMRC, I hope they will not fast track an Investigation into the dubious tax affairs of the Fresh Prince of Bellend, Richard Tice. However will we pay for all the foreign help?

It's Friday peasants! Party time, excellent! Far right wing schwing!

Off to the Sunday carvery today at the Black Sheep Dubai, which is ironic because I tend not to like anything that is brown.

My profile photos have more soft focus than an erectile disfunction support group.

Would be nice if someone can let me know? I keep seeing this question being asked!

If I have to flee Dubai, do I have to seek refuge in the first safe Country?

I'm an expat. How about you? (I don't care about you).

Does the ECHR apply to Dubai? Asking for a friend.

Dubai is still safer than Peckham because the economic migrants here (Dicky and moi) are a better grade than the forins at home. Bombs = news as fake as my nylon hair extensions

If I end up fleeing Dubai with a load of tax dodgers, would it be hypocritical if creosote Daddy Richard Tice and I asked for asylum?

@isabeloakeshott.bsky.social Care to comment?

I'm not sure the Dubai Sun is the best thing for my West Croydon hair extensions?

Im an economic Migrant.

Woof!

I'm such an insufferable fascist nob?

Dubai Diary - Day 36 Had my usual Chicken Nuggets, beans and chips kids meal from Hamster Daves cafe. You honestly don't expect me to eat any of that foreign muck do you? Managed to get a nice funeral plan for Richard at 'Sheikh Rattle And For Whom the Bell Tolls', got a free pen for signing up.

Will the UK say NO to assisting Dicky Creosote and I, if it all goes tits up in Dubai? I'm a two-tier migrant with 7 figures in my bank account, so I guess not?

Assalamualaikum From Dubai Dick & Isabel 'Eva Braun' Oakeshott

One tries.

I love causing trouble from Dubai.

Join me, as I interview JD Vance.

I'm seldom happy! Dead behind the eyes, a soulless vacuum of hate and greed.

Oh dear, how sad, nevermind. Clacton Pier mansion…..

Honestly, what's a girl to do?

Off down the Royal British Legion today in Chipping Norton, got my eye on the family circle biscuit selection in this weeks raffle. Don't like the bourbons much though, sounds a bit French doesn't it?

It was a 49% to 48% election. Fascism won by a hair. And it took Russian and MAGA bomb threats, a hoax regarding battleground-state police raids, an illegal Musk-funded lottery, $600M given to Trump by just 15 people, Netanyahu meddling in our politics, and Democrats staying home for it to happen.

Might ask Allison Pearson if we can put the alleged Essex Police body camera footage on 'You've Been Framed'.

Can someone tell me how to do a sad face emoji on this lefty monstrosity? I'm constantly unhappy. Thanks.

Rita, Sued and Two-Bob too. Probably the most nightmarish threesome imaginable?

America has it right! Everyone knows that a Country isn't built upon Immigration!!!

Date night. Not happy!! Dick wants to go to play bingo in the Chipping Norton Town Hall, again! They turned Allison Pearson away, she didn't look anything like the picture on her ID card. Still not won the raffle and I'm starting to think it's down to the increasing persecution of the media!

Stop the persecution of Allison Pearson! Free the Telegraph One!

Nobody is able to read from a piece of paper like Kemi Badenoch did today during #pmq . She is the best around for channeling complete and utter arrogance and ineptitude from paper to lips.

Ain't I a pretty beaver?

GREAT that Allison Pearson has had her considerable collar felt over an unidentified “racist” Tweet. Police initially struggled to identify Allison , due to her having a 60 year out of date profile picture on social media. Fuck around and find out eh?

I ❤️ Daddy Creosote and his fake tan. He reminds me of David Hasslehoff? Squeeeeeeee!