I am not a conspiracy theorist but maybe I ought to be!

Batavia IL October 26! Tickets at TomArnoldComedy.com

He had a good run.

The 2026 dates for My Crazy X-Wife Tour are here as this train keeps on rollin’! Tickets at TomArnoldComedy.com

It’s a very serious, rigorous regiment prior to hitting the stage

It’s a tough job but someone’s gotta do it.

A blast from the past….❤️❤️❤️

Headed down to the Jersey shore next weekend! Who’s coming with me!? Taylor ham or pork roll? TomAnrnoldComedy.com

On the road. It’s been quite the year so far! The tour continues into the fall and winter, with more and more cities and dates being announced. Catch me and my feature act Max Meisel all over the country. Tour schedule and ticket links in my bio and at TomArnoldComedy.com

Sometimes you need your kids to help you out!⁣ •⁣ #TomArnold #Comedy #MyCrazyXWife #MaxMeisel

An epic night back in the day with Hugh Grant and Madonna!

South Jersey October 10/11! See you there!

My son almost got me in a lot of trouble!

Quinn got her first audition part 2: Jax brings in his football trophies

Quinn got her first audition part one.

New rule

August 22-23 I’ll be in Houston! Tickets on my website! TomArnoldComedy.com

Thank you! 💋💋💋💋

I think it is me.

Dallas this weekend! TomArnoldComedy.com

Bozeman July 23/24 this week! Come hang! Tomarnoldcomedy.com

Indy and Austin this week! TomArnoldComedy.com

Philly July 10, Connecticut July 11! TomArnoldComedy.com

I’m coming to Newtown, CT July 11 for one night only! Tickets at TomArnoldComedy.com

Metrotham Con in Dalton Georgia! Come meet us today & tomorrow. Maybe we’ll wrestle 🤼 Ted DiBiase

Debate of the day with Max.

Raleigh June 18. Atlanta June 19. Tickets at TomArnoldComedy.com

My kids took me to Craig’s last night for Father’s Day. My beautiful daughter want to be an actress. My handsome son just wants to be taller than me.

Happy Father’s Day to all the Girl Dads ❤️

Every one of these boys has a great father. Happy Father’s Day!

Headed to Kansas City for the weekend at The Comedy Club of Kansas City. Come hang out! Tickets at TomArnoldComedy.com

Kansas City June 13-14! Tickets at TomArnoldComedy.com

See you this weekend Springfield, MO! Get tickets at TomArnoldComedy.com

Springfield, MO this weekend! Tickets at TomArnoldComedy.com

In the green room between shows in Albuquerque with my opener Max Meisel. We are the ultimate odd couple! Springfield, MO June 6-7, tickets at TomArnoldComedy.com

Today was my dad’s birthday so my niece Hannah honored him. I can hear dad laughing ❤️

Happy Memorial Day Weekend

Big news! My Crazy X-Wife Comedy Tour kicks off May 23! 40 cities, 80+ shows, nationwide. Visit TomArnoldComedy.com for updates and tickets!

Bonding with the beautiful and talented Quinn Arnold. One of the stars of my movie ❤️

Directed my first movie. Wrapped principle photography today. I’ll thank everyone after I sleep.

After 40 years in show business I’m finally directing my 1st movie #TheBreakupPill

My baby boy Jax is 12 years old today. A long time ago I read that by the time your child turns 12 they’ve spent 75% of all the time they are ever going to spend with you. That’s why I’ve never taken a single day for granted ❤️

I’m eternally grateful to these 4 fine gentleman for taking time from watching LeBron and Steph to wish my son a happy birthday ❤️

Laker Super Fan Jax Arnold turns 12 this weekend and he’s so lucky he has the world’s best G-d Father. The very shy Michael Rosenbaum, besties of the very beautiful Jeanie Buss, hooked him up with GREAT Laker seats last night. We love you Micheal ❤️

Birthday parties get simpler when you get old ❤️

#NOFAKESAct #AIEthics

He and Musk have no idea what they are doing. Dangerous clowns

DOGE savings (WSJ): $2.6b TSLA subsidies (10 years): $15b Annual increase in deficit: $900b Cuts to Medicare: $880b