I think it matters if something is true or not.

News site: A businesses that people love is closing (but you have to click to find out which one) Fine, I’ll click. News site: Ad. Ad. Loading… Video ad. Loading… Ad. Ad. Loading… Ah, I see, it must be the news site that’s dying.

That was brutal. Pretty rare to score and empty netter and then lose.

These fucking guys are really going to make me, a survivor of 14 years of Catholic school, stand up for the Catholic Church. I never thought I’d see the day. But man, “The Pope is soft on crime” is absolutely killing me.

There’s a type of anti-Trump person who always thinks he is playing 4D chess rather than being a narcissistic fool. I look forward to takes like, “Trump sent Melania to shift everyone’s focus to Epstein and away from the unpopular war in Iran, which Trump started to shift focus away from Epstein.”

Good news for everyone in Seattle who suffers from seasonal allergies: I believe I have hoovered every single particle of pollen into my airways and eye sockets, so the air should be clear for you.

Apollo 17 was the last manned moon mission in December 1972, and Pink Floyd released Dark Side of the Moon in March 1973. So the Artemis II crew are the first people to ever have the chance to listen to Dark Side of the Moon while looking at the dark side of the moon.

Turnout to Torrent games remains incredible. I guess we’re just keeping the upper decks open every game now. Pretty sure crowds are bigger than the kraken these days.

“I AM dressed, Dad! I just need to put on my pants and my sweater and my socks.”

I learned to write in cursive in grade school. We were forced to use it exclusively from 2nd through 5th grades. And then on the first day of 6th grade the teacher said we could choose print or cursive and I never wrote in cursive again. It can’t think of a single benefit I got from learning it.

“Royale Tiger towel paper towel power play” is the most difficult phrase to say in the English language. Try to speak it out loud without reading it. It’s almost impossible. These PWHL announcers have a tough job.

I’ve been informed that the 2nd graders are all calling him Donald Dump.

Please clap.

War is not some game. Our troops are not toy soldiers. Civilian casualties are not nothing. NO BOOTS ON THE GROUND. NO WAR WITH IRAN.

“Don’t kill the ants! They’re useful. They eat the candy that’s left on the floor.” - My kid just now.

My 8 y/o was playing Play Doh with a 1 y/o, and we were talking about how it always all ends up mixing together into the same purple-brown color eventually. Once the colors mix, they can’t be unmixed. If you keep mixing colors then eventually it must end up purple-brown. This is a post about LLMs.

The Kraken fucked up letting Tye Kartye go on waivers. They aren't in a position to be giving up 24 y/o assets for nothing. I knew he was gonna get picked up when I saw him get listed. He's young, cheap and has high minor league point totals in his not so distant past.

It is rude to use LLM bots to pad out text you expect a fellow human being to read. We all only have so much time and energy in a day, and it is disrespectful to waste other people’s time reading words you didn’t take the time to write.

I’m not usually one to brag about how much better my tech is than yours, but my iPhone is so old it can’t update to iOS 26 or run any AI features.

Sue Bird, Megan Rapinoe and Malala are sitting together at this Torrent game.

LOL they showed Malala and we immediately scored so she has to come to every game now

The equality vs equity illustration, except it’s the gendered bathroom lines at a Seattle Torrent game and the lesson is to demolish the patriarchy.

I created a new fiction blog https://tom.fucoloro.com/posts/i-created-a-new-fiction-blog/ ← New post on my personal blog.

A few days ago, I wrote in my personal blog and *gasp* forgot to post about it on social media. Better yet, there is no comment system and I don't even know how to check the analytics on it, so I have no idea if anyone read it. And you know what? It feels good.

A few days ago, I wrote in my personal blog and *gasp* forgot to post about it on social media. Better yet, there is no comment system and I don't even know how to check the analytics on it, so I have no idea if anyone read it. And you know what? It feels good.

I hate when you’re listening to a perfectly good record and then Hey Joe comes on.

The 7y/o and I just finished playing Rainbow Billy: The Curse of the Leviathan. I highly recommend playing it with your kid! The game worked in so many different forms of conflict resolution while Billy worked through complicated relationships with friends, family members and themself. 1/

I was a teen when the HPV vaccine came out, and I told my doctor at my next appointment that I wanted to get it and he looked at me like I was crazy and said something like, “HPV doesn’t really affect men,” and didn’t prescribe it to me. (I have gotten it since then).

I just had to look up what the acronym TLA means.

Jingle Bells played by a giant orchestra of only tubas. Greater Seattle Tubachristmas.

Love the new @pwhltorrent.bsky.social jersey!

For April Fools, Apple should make everyone's autocorrect turn "duck" into "fuck”

My present-wrapping skills would be best described as “See something, say something”

I am ready for a Torrent goal. Maybe a Gosling one-timer, though I’m not picky.

As someone who graduated in 2008, I’ve only ever known a U.S. economy based on scams.

Few things are more terrifying than showing your kid a PG movie from the 80s that you only vaguely remember. Will there be casual misogyny? Homophobic jokes? Fat jokes? I guess we’re finding out together. Wish me luck.

For a few hours yesterday, the Kraken were tied for 1st in their division while having a -1 goal differential. Only 2 teams have scored fewer goals, but only 3 teams have allowed fewer goals. Really interesting team. Defense is great, and they somehow keep scoring at the right time to avoid losing.

Watching the first @pwhltorrent.bsky.social game and I can’t wait to find out what the goal song will be next week! I am hoping it will be Hole or Taco Cat!

Go Torrent!

Question for communicable disease experts: Can you catch a cold from your child coughing directly into your face multiple times over a prolonged period? And as a follow-up, is it safe to eat the rest of this bowl of goldfish crackers that she’s been coughing on? Thanks in advance for your advice.

It's amazing how Bjork's album Post still sounds like music of the future even though it is 30 years old. Like, if there were some alternate universe in which Bjork was born 30 years later and this album just came out today, I'd be like, Holy shit, what a fresh sound I love this.

Instead of feeding people who are hungry, we are investing half our economy to make our celebrity deep fake videos more convincing.

In his defense, there’s a 0% chance he’s ever read The Great Gatsby.

My 7-year-old dressed her giraffe for a dance party tonight. “She put the feather in her hat and called it macaroni,” she told me.

Inspiration Blues by Warren Dunes is such a good song.

Is it possible to die from hearing KPop Demon Hunters songs too many times?

I saw someone (I forget where) write a few days ago, What if the House just stays in recess forever? Like, what if we’re all sitting here not realizing that the Legislative Branch abolished itself September 19? Trump is already facing zero consequences for illegal actions that defy Congress.

I HATE how much of being online is now just a tiresome game of playing amateur AI detective. Image generation has already ruined the joyful whimsy of seeing an unusual photo online, and now it’s doing the same to video.

American innovation and efficiency is amazing. 100 years ago, people thought the Teapot Dome scandal was a big deal. Now the White House can effortlessly knock out half a dozen Teapot Domes before they've finished their morning raw milk protein shakes.

Ugh, just got sloplash real bad. Sloplash - The feeling when one’s soul is crushed upon realizing that something they thought was good and real is actually just AI slop.